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    OMG, that's her hair after blowing it out?! GET A WIG JEN! :nervous:
     
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    Jen acting all woe is me about how much the hair stuff costs is the most disingenuous thing I’ve seen in a long, long time.
     
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    QUOTE (VeganGingerbread @ 9/10/2020, 09:42 AM) 
    Jen acting all woe is me about how much the hair stuff costs is the most disingenuous thing I’ve seen in a long, long time.

    As usual, Jen can not decide on which persona to adhere to, struggling single or Pelaton purchaser.

    So she throws out both, and apparently her subscribers don’t seem to be offended by it.

    I find it repellent.
     
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    Her hair looks worse than usual. It looks so thin around her hairline. Yikes.
    I would feel sad for her if she wasn’t such a bitch.
     
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    Her hair looks just like her mother’s.

    It looked pretty dry to me. She needs to cut it short so it can be thicker and catch up the “growth”
     
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    Listen, Jen has NEVER had hair. She is fooling herself if she thinks she can change genetics with a fecking shampoo. Sure, she lost hair recently, but she has literally never had more than three strands.

    And don’t even with the “it’s so expensive” disclaimer. You just bought an $800k house. Which was completely unnecessary for three people (two of which are miniature and live there half of the week).

    Even if her hair doubles in volume and strands. She will then have six and it won’t make much of a difference.

    Why does she make me so stabby?
     
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    Tucking the thin side behind her ear doesn’t help, but at least she’s getting new growth up there.

    Jen, Dear One, fine hair needs moisture too. Not blowing drying to compensate for under conditioning won’t cut it. Your hair is breaking from the stupid buns so stop those immediately. Buy a headband to keep it out of your face when you exercise, but stop putting it up immediately.

    PS: don’t just put protein in your hair. EAT IT!!! Your diet is awful and it’s showing in your hair & skin. Just admit that being “plant based” isn’t working because you are doing it wrong.
     
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    that story about dating :lol:

    ARE YOU WATCHING DON? I'VE MOVED ON!! hope you're reading!!!!!!!! I am sooooooooooo over you
     
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    QUOTE (SeasonalWinnieBows @ 10/9/2020, 16:55) 
    Hair products.. a few months ago was a sponsored instagram post of Jennifer Garner using that line, then it started popping up everywhere. Let's see... sponsor Jennifer Garner with lots of good hair (and thousands and thousands of followers) or Jen Ross with 3 hairs (that is losing followers).

    Sorry Jen.. it won't help your 3 hairs. Better nutrition... that will help your hair.

    Jen moving on to Jennifer Garner as her next SWF persona is a distinct possibility. I follow Jennifer Garner on Instagram, & I’ve noticed Jen liking some of her posts.

    Jennifer Garner is a divorced mom of 3. She remains friends w/ Ben Affleck, & their marriage failing was due to him, if I recall correctly. (And, whatever the true reason was, I’m sure Jen feels like their marriage failing was all Don’s fault.)

    Jennifer Garner posts different cooking videos & videos of herself being silly - but in a totally endearing way, completely unlike Jen. I think she’s even posted some yoga stuff.

    I could see Jen fangirling over Jennifer Garner.
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 10/9/2020, 19:18) 
    that story about dating :lol:

    ARE YOU WATCHING DON? I'VE MOVED ON!! hope you're reading!!!!!!!! I am sooooooooooo over you

    Right???? She’s so transparent. Operation Get Don Back failed miserably in Utah and she’s NOT happy about it.

    Happy Anniversary Jen! You reap what you sow.
     
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    But she used to condition the hell out of it with conditioners for thick hair, remember? She can’t seem to find a middle ground.

    Also...


    4A498B3C-C40C-4FB6-98FD-9C29FE71D697



    Yeah let’s put this crazy on a dating show. :nervous:
     
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    That mouth. She looks like a fucking jack-o-lantern.
     
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    Happy failed marriage day to jen and Don!
    I would divorce that horror in a heart beat too. There is ugly and then there is hot mess ugly with tons of issues. Jen is the latter. I don't wish her on anyone. Screenshot_20200910-131328_Instagram
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 9/10/2020, 07:18 PM) 
    that story about dating :lol:

    ARE YOU WATCHING DON? I'VE MOVED ON!! hope you're reading!!!!!!!! I am sooooooooooo over you

    I think it's funny if she is posting those things for Don because there is no way he is looking at her social media. He's happy to be rid of her and moving on with his life. I can't believe he lasted as long as he did living with her. I think she fooled him for a really long time.
     
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