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QUOTE (RepurposedLazySusan @ 17/9/2020, 01:27) QUOTE (Bones’ Doormat @ 9/17/2020, 01:03 AM) Her thick, meaty lips are like her eyebrow’s bald ugly cousins. Yuk  I hate the weird things she does with her hands/fingers when she talks to the camera.
She keeps her hands close to her body and her body is always sort of scrunched because she is extremely insecure. She no longer has her giant Donnie The Pooh to cling to. It’s just lonely Jen now, dangling off a cliff by a tree root, fighting against the wind of life while Don pursues honey in the hundred acre wood.
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How does one throw out their back and still manage to drive an hour each way to an apple orchard to buy and stuff their wide gob with donuts? Like she literally did this a few days ago and is now claiming she’s been out with a bad back for FIVE days. Is this bitch dumb or is she crazy. Oh wait...she’s both!
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QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 9/16/2020, 04:45 PM) How does one throw out their back and still manage to drive an hour each way to an apple orchard to buy and stuff their wide gob with donuts? Like she literally did this a few days ago and is now claiming she’s been out with a bad back for FIVE days. Is this bitch dumb or is she crazy. Oh wait...she’s both!
It is as though Jen plunges her hand into a bag of lies written on slips of paper, and then disregarding whether they conflict or complement the lie told earlier, states them as HER TRUTH.
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QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 17/9/2020, 01:30) QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 9/16/2020, 03:27 PM) I didn’t get the sense that it would be a real vlog. More of a sit down while Jen has verbal diarrhea on camera. Jen loves to dangle her videos like a carrot and make people beg for them. Throw in a little scolding opportunity and she’s happier than a pig in shit. That was the purpose of her stories today. God she is UGLY. She seems to have no neck lately.   After making her eyebrow taming her personal indulgence of choice, and probably choosing the most bougie location, she doesn’t seem to have well balanced brows. In addition to being way too pronounced, one is both thinner and higher!
The brow threading lady must have tried to make the brow above Jen’s smaller eye thinner to make it proportionate to her eye
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QUOTE (Bones’ Doormat @ 9/16/2020, 05:03 PM) QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 17/9/2020, 01:30) After making her eyebrow taming her personal indulgence of choice, and probably choosing the most bougie location, she doesn’t seem to have well balanced brows. In addition to being way too pronounced, one is both thinner and higher! The brow threading lady must have tried to make the brow above Jen’s smaller eye thinner to make it proportionate to her eye
Yeah, it’s also further from the midline of her face than the other one. I hope this mess wasn’t intentional, and if I were having this as my one personal indulgence (I guess all the other personal indulgences, publicly shown, and privately enjoyed, are semantically called something else by our Jen) I would be disappointed. She looks cockeyed.
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QUOTE (Queen of Budgeting @ 16/9/2020, 22:37)  Jen, the negativity is because you can no longer keep up with your own lies and even the Jenions can see that. If you were actually authentic (just saying you're being authentic doesn't make it true) then a LOT of the hate would go away. Admit you're struggling, motherhood isn't what you thought it would be, divorce is hard, you have no idea what to do with the ugly house, etc. It would make you resemble an actual human. Even most of us horrible bakers liked you back in the day when you owned your privileged fluffy life without pretending to be deeper than you are. It's all the shitquotes that are the problem. And the lies.
She really can't spell, the question goes "I'm feeling a little uncertain about this and wild appreciate knowing if..."
Her only job is to write up a post about herself on instagram and she messes it up.
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Plant based like Jen doesn't know how to correctly pronounce tempeh. It's tem-pei, not tem-puh. Idiot.
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QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 17/9/2020, 01:58) QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 9/16/2020, 04:45 PM) How does one throw out their back and still manage to drive an hour each way to an apple orchard to buy and stuff their wide gob with donuts? Like she literally did this a few days ago and is now claiming she’s been out with a bad back for FIVE days. Is this bitch dumb or is she crazy. Oh wait...she’s both! It is as though Jen plunges her hand into a bag of lies written on slips of paper, and then disregarding whether they conflict or complement the lie told earlier, states them as HER TRUTH.
Feels like her social media presence is a huge game of exquisite corpse (cadavre exquis in English? do you guys play that game?) where some of her persona starts the narrative, then another comes in (say, from baby Jen to bidness wady) and doesn't read what the other said before she picks up the story.
We were there too, Jen. You can't just start fresh every day. We've read the whole thing.
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QUOTE (MissReview @ 17/9/2020, 02:17) QUOTE (Queen of Budgeting @ 16/9/2020, 22:37) Jen, the negativity is because you can no longer keep up with your own lies and even the Jenions can see that. If you were actually authentic (just saying you're being authentic doesn't make it true) then a LOT of the hate would go away. Admit you're struggling, motherhood isn't what you thought it would be, divorce is hard, you have no idea what to do with the ugly house, etc. It would make you resemble an actual human. Even most of us horrible bakers liked you back in the day when you owned your privileged fluffy life without pretending to be deeper than you are. It's all the shitquotes that are the problem. And the lies. She really can't spell, the question goes "I'm feeling a little uncertain about this and wild appreciate knowing if..." Her only job is to write up a post about herself on instagram and she messes it up.
She’s trying to subliminally message more traffic to wild u for more donuts.
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Wild U is literally the dumbest thing I have ever heard of & the price is obscene (& I’m a boujee person).
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Where did we last see these?? You little thief. 
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Dear lord
I just paid $6.50 for a tall PSL. This better be good. The milk they use is usually shit.
This is criminal, Australia.
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Sometimes the universe gives you gifts that you discover later. Today, I was watching Jen’s stories, but had to put my phone away to go into a meeting. Apparently, I did a screenshot and didn’t know it, until tonight when I took a picture of something else and this was in my camera roll! What an ugly mug 
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That’s a Glennon face 
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Those brows tho. Somehow they look WORSE than before.
I think she’s going to tell us divorce in finalized on Friday’s video.
Ross Manor 1.0 still hasn’t found a buyer. I looked at Zillow. On market 72 days; 1726 views. I have a feeling 1300+ are from Bakers and Jenions.
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