HasNoManeButHasAPanOfShameLikeJen Pt. 185

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    When my kids were Jen’s kids ages - I worked from home- all day , every day
    I sat at my dining table and checked manufacturing specification drawings
    While my kids played around me

    This meme makes me laugh out loud and makes me pissed😂😂. .. Jen has NO clue how regular women exist
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 9/26/2020, 05:51 PM) 
    Obviously, she's a rigid robot, but how could any scheduling changes really affect her? She does NOTHING. She never, ever, ever has any plans that cannot be changed on a whim. Did it interfere with a doctor's appointment? That's literally the only person she talks to. She would never have to juggle anything or cancel on anyone because she doesn't do anything or see anyone.

    This is entertaining, watching her act like a child, throwing a temper tantrum because she is expected to COLLABORATE like every other adult on this planet! Oh to be slightly inconvenienced!

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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 9/26/2020, 05:58 PM) 
    I wonder if she makes them sit on the steps and just wait for him every week? instead of placing their bags by the door and letting them play or whatever until he gets there

    I'm sure she does make a big emotional scene out of it so that Donny is crying when daddy shows up

    She probably puts on theatrics when they come back, too, and guilt-trips them for having fun with their dad. She is rotten and thinks only of herself, so it's easy to imagine.
     
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    I feel awful for anyone who would have such a desperate life that they would find Jen’s life aspirational. If anything Jen is a cautionary tale of getting what you wished for.
     
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 26/9/2020, 17:49) 
    How creepy was the scene last night of a big ol empty house, filled with the sounds of a three haired witch playing piano. :very-sad-smiley-emoticon:
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    The problem with Jen feeling all the feelings is that she never finishes. She just runs in an endless loop of “Whoa is me!” Her brief attempts at empowerment are BS and everyone knows it. She’s almost 40 and is an inept adult trying to play martyr.

    My heart does not weep for you as you try to figure out a budget on $15K per month (or whatever ridiculous sum it will be) in your mortgage free house.

    My heart does not weep for you as you do laundry in your brand new claundry you had built because a mudroom laundry wasn’t good enough in your flip house.

    My heart does not weep for you because the person funding this lifestyle had to shift a pickup time for your children.

    So do not tell me in the same damn slide that your life is both idyllic and yet sad. That’s 100 percent on you. Stop feeling the feelings and learn from them. Actually move past them. Stop being a victim and start thinking like a strong woman. Stop expecting everyone to bend to your every need. Be the change you claim to desperately want. Actions, not shitquotes. You control how you feel.
    Not Don, not your mom, not Suzanne, not strangers on your social media.
     
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    I really can't stand people like Jen who complain all the time but do nothing to change, despite having all the resources and opportunities to seek help.
     
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    She’s just so exhausting. She’s been blathering about the same nonsense for years and never changes. I cannot imagine knowing her IRL but I really understand why she is divorced and without friends. No one can keep feeding the emotional vampire she is (thanks to the forgotten Baker who first coined this. It’s spot on).
     
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    I think the outrage with which Jen views having to sign papers for your divorce explains how she ended up with the hideous flip house. Missy probably said, I will handle all the paperwork, and Jen’s response was great, you can find me doing awkward stretches when it’s time to hand me the keys.
     
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    If Jen plays Chopin in an $800,000 porn star's house and no one is there to hear it did it really happen?
     
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    QUOTE (Depl @ 26/9/2020, 16:13) 
    I don't know if her life really feels hard to her or not. Maybe it does. Who knows.

    Her problem is that she thinks that this is going to be something her audience should be sympathetic to. Everything she listed in her list is normal shit that everyone has to deal with every day. Cleaning? Tidying? Laundry? Oh cry me a river. And most moms, whether divorced or not, have to add in "working" in there as well.

    Yes, she got a divorce, big fucking deal. But she walked away as a literal multi-millionaire along with enormous monthly payments coming her way for the next 16 years. If her audience knew her actual net worth right now, she'd be getting even more tomatoes thrown at her.

    She does not get it that she is not a sympathy-provoking character so she needs to knock it off.

    Oh you had better believe that this horrible woman will be getting alimony for the rest of her life or until she remarries...if she does🤣
     
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    More than anything else, I’d love to know what the scheduling mishap was, and what she shouldn’t have to repeat to the lawyers? I’m guessing it all has to do with Jen being rigid for the sake of being rigid. Like someone said, what the hell does she have going on that she couldn’t be a little flexible on Dons pick up time or whatever it was? She has zero social engagements or job responsibilities to work around.
     
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    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 9/26/2020, 08:14 PM) 
    More than anything else, I’d love to know what the scheduling mishap was, and what she shouldn’t have to repeat to the lawyers? I’m guessing it all has to do with Jen being rigid for the sake of being rigid. Like someone said, what the hell does she have going on that she couldn’t be a little flexible on Dons pick up time or whatever it was? She has zero social engagements or job responsibilities to work around.

    Don won't get off the plane from his business trip and can't pick up his kids on Friday, October 9th until 5:45 PM, fifteen minutes late, which overlaps with Jen's prefered time slot for her second in-home yoga session on that day.
     
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    That stupid photo with Homer was like the children are literally ripped from her arms every weekend by workers. "I'll get you back....fiercely private Mama of TWO! will get you back..........................................on Monday." She's setting them up for anxiety every time it's time to go to Don's if she's treating it like she is sending them off to a foreign country and posing for "last goodbye" photos. The thing is she's not even sad they are gone. Jen loves less time with those kids. She can focus on her eating disorder, exercise until she looks like a linebacker, visit apple orchards alone, and walking Winnie 500 times a day.
     
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    Hey Jen-

    My big strong husband is currently sobbing at his dying father's bedside at the hospital.

    That's is tough. Signing papers and having to rearrange your ME time is NOT.

    You selfish worthless cow
     
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    QUOTE (BugBittenKitten @ 26/9/2020, 20:23) 
    Hey Jen-

    My big strong husband is currently sobbing at his dying father's bedside at the hospital.

    That's is tough. Signing papers and having to rearrange your ME time is NOT.

    You selfish worthless cow

    I'm so sorry! :cry:

    Jen really has no idea what real adult struggles are.
     
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