Christopher Allen: My kind ness is faux as I spend Steven's dough Pt 11

An advent calendar of poor sentence structure & dubious kindness

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    The cookie tray looked awful, and not making time for his advent openings 😂🤣😂

    However, the consultation with his mom over grandma’s cookies was charming.

    And I don’t know what to think about gardening (was that gardening or arranging greenery?) outside with snow on the ground and the wind whipping through! Yikes, that looked like torture. I am a whimp.

    The bows on the tree look like something at the old folks home. The more he fiddles with things, the worse they look.
     
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    If I remember correctly, last year's wine advent from Kroger was a gift from Steven's mother. He didn't get that for himself. I'm sure he feels that Kroger advent is too cheap for him to buy, which is why Bubba's now has a $44 advent instead of the $6 one from Trader Joe's.
     
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    Steven “I can’t comment every time you change the tree or I wouldn’t have any time for myself.” :giving-thumbs-up-smiley-emotico
     
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    QUOTE (Kushcolorado @ 12/6/2020, 05:14 PM) 
    Steven “I can’t comment every time you change the tree or I wouldn’t have any time for myself.” :giving-thumbs-up-smiley-emotico

    I have such a crush on Steven.
     
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    So today I picked up a cute holiday ribbon at Joanns on super sale to add to a small pencil tree we have on a landing heading upstairs.

    H walked past that tree no.less than 10 times and didn't notice. I called him out and told him I couldn't belive he didn't notice.

    Then I turn on Christopher's vlog today and I am wondering if I am evaluating all my life choices. At least I didn't take off 20 ornaments and change it up?
     
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    QUOTE (cjeanette @ 6/12/2020, 19:43) 
    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 6/12/2020, 05:06) 
    Maybe Steven told him to cut down. But I also think he might just write them off on his taxes.

    He said Steven usually buys the diptyque calendar for him, this year he asked for the $400 Baies candle instead.

    What a dope. I’d love to see a video where he has to choose between a cheap and an expensive candle blindfolded. I’m burning some $2 Better Homes and Gardens wax cubes in my warmer right now and my living room smells lovely.
     
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    I'd be PISSED if someone spent $400 on a candle. I wouldn't be able to keep it in my house
     
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    I don’t understand the whole designer candle thing unless you have hundreds of millions of dollars and $400 to you is like $4 to me.
     
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    I am so glad Steven put a stop to the total reno for the kitchen. I happen to love his decorating but to re-do room after room after room is insane.
    stevens' comment about the tree was hilarious. I love Steven. I am glad he is in the vlogs more at the moment.
     
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    CA loves to point out how much viewers request "More Steven". What he doesn't realize is that we want more Steven because we like when CA is taken down a peg. More calling out CA on his materialism.
     
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    QUOTE (BatBat @ 12/7/2020, 09:50 AM) 
    I am so glad Steven put a stop to the total reno for the kitchen. I happen to love his decorating but to re-do room after room after room is insane.
    stevens' comment about the tree was hilarious. I love Steven. I am glad he is in the vlogs more at the moment.

    Steven is my favorite too. I watch solely for his appearances and dry humor.
     
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    I hate the death crowns he’s put on all their trees this year.
     
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    When CA’s followers request MORE STEVEN it is based both on the love of all things Steven, and it reduces the amount of Christopher time.

    WIN WIN
     
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    No offense to his grandmothers recipe but those cookies look.......not great.
     
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    QUOTE (Mykull @ 7/12/2020, 18:55) 
    No offense to his grandmothers recipe but those cookies look.......not great.

    I thought the same thing but I think it's because he put straight cinnamon onto the cookies and then the sugar before they were baked. Why would you not combine the cinnamon sugar first then sprinkle it on? You wouldn't have dark splotches all over.
     
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