And So This Is Dickmas......ARealOneForOurDearOneLikeJen Pt 202

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    A combo from ColdOne and BackupSize8! :hearty-laugh:

    From DisneyPrincess:

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    From Good Ol Suze:

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    To be sung to the tune of Jingle Bells at the Bakery Dickmas celebration—

    TMI, TMI, TMI today,
    Oh what fun it is to know Jen’s dick preferences, hooray. HEY!

    TMI, TMI, TMI today,
    If we discuss, prepare for a fuss from a noob today, HEY!

    Dashing to an app, to find Don number two,
    He can’t be a she, ‘cause only dick will do.

    Men await dear Jen, to juggle them at will,
    Her need for dick made clear
    Don't fake her with a dil.....YO!

    TMI, TMI, TMI today
    So much strange, so much dick,
    Jen likes to stir the pot.

    TMI, TMI, TMI today.
    But that’s our Jen, freaky Jen,
    Revealing every thought.


    YO!

    From YGSM:

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    Twas the night before Dickmas when all thru Jen’s manor
    Not a child was stirring. Nor was Jen’s glamour.

    The stockings were hung (like Jen’s men) on porn mantle
    And like her breasts, they were impressive and ample

    The children were nestled, away, at Don’s place
    Whilst Jen pondered things like privilege and race

    When what to Jen’s wondering big eye should appear
    But men with dicks, real dicks, oh so dear

    And I heard her exclaim as she bore down on one,
    Real Dicks for the win! Now, watch my tongue!

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    From Anastasia Beaverhausen:

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    “I Want a Dickopatamus For Christmas”

    Don’t want a doll,
    No Jack-a-rabbit toy,
    I want a dickopotamus to play with and enjoy.


    Edited by IDon'tEatSugar - 12/8/2020, 08:22 PM
     
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    Dream team!

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    Glad I could share some of my dicksperience.
     
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    Good choice.
     
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    I’ve added some gems from the last thread. Any others anyone want to add?
     
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    :hearty-laugh: Perfection.
     
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    You guys keep me laughing! :mocking_smiley_emoticon:
     
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    haha I'm ded, it would be funny to see a master list of everyone's Christmas carol abominations all in one post but I'm too worn out to do it.
     
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    Christopher never stops decorating
    Jen never starts

    In the last two days due to thread titles I have spilled water, coffee, salad, and a meatball. LOL Thank You Bakery !!
     
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    I need to go to bed. But don't worry... dick rise when the sun rise.
     
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    Latest IG story. STFU. You look and sound like an idiot.
     
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    He came upon a duvet spread.

    And, for us Jews BackupSize8 as well as some holiday baking with the kids

    Oh, Phallus, Phallus, Phallus, we baked it out of Kale *

    *I'll link the recipe from six vegan sisters below.

    Edited by ShiseidoCottonPad - 12/9/2020, 02:03 AM
     
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    I can't even. I miss some Jen stuff and I come back to Jen's sexual awakening. :confused-smiley-emoticon-1:

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    Ahahahahah, I can't!


    12 days of Dickmas started early!!
     
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    Jen's finally horny but she has no man because she Glennon Doyle'd her husband. Oh the irony.
     
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