Where is Jenbo Sandiego?
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  • Staying home and eating cake
    28.98%
    82
  • Traveling somewhere not listed
    26.50%
    75
  • Spa
    17.31%
    49
  • In Utah Stalking the Rosses
    12.37%
    35
  • Fat camp!
    4.95%
    14
  • In Utah with the Rosses
    4.59%
    13
  • Passed out under the peloton
    3.18%
    9
  • Disney
    2.12%
    6
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SocialMediaBreakMeansEatingAllTheCakeLikeJen Pt 208

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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 29/12/2020, 19:19) 
    She only showed trinkets and food items she bought for herself and it still added up to $1600. :wacko:

    I wonder if she'll be traumatized again and show nothing next month. There goes another 50% of her content. What's left? Her depression monologues?

    I bet she splurged on some luxury gifts for herself, and/or a luxury spa trip this week, but won’t show them. It’s a catch 22 though; if she doesn’t show them, she can’t affiliate link them and get paid. Although I don’t think she relies on those affiliate links like Marnie does.
     
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    QUOTE (Depl @ 12/29/2020, 01:19 PM) 
    I wish Jen would just embrace her good fortune like the old days. Personally, I like to see how much stupid shit she buys. It’s the cloying Earth Mama persona that is annoying

    I agree, I can't stand the fake ass Earth Mama persona.

    But I still think the overspending is different now with the divorce even though she's getting a fuck ton of money.
     
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    I think the monthly tally should be made a separate thread. But then each month we will be shown less items than she has purchased .. maybe we should start tallying from 2012 and then make a total of how much of Ross's money she spent on cheap frivolous items. :sleazy_smiley_emoticon: I know its impossible though. Lets just round it off to $2million or so.

    Edited by TWO!!! - 12/29/2020, 01:10 PM
     
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    Love the title, Bangle Bitch

    This how I imagine Jen these days, in a complete sugar delirium.

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    So do we think she's at a "health retreat" or just a regular loner vacay? :confused-face-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    Thank you for choosing a title that didn’t have to do with dick as we ease into the new year. New year, new us, same Jen.
     
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    I don't think she's on vacation. She's sitting in the empty, cold, dark, dirty manor stuffing her face. She's probably manic and spending her way through another $5000. She's recovering from the full week with her precious babies.
     
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    Wherever Jen is, home, plush spa, Disney, she is still a miserable person, wallowing in self pity and unwashed funk. So there’s that.
     
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    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 29/12/2020, 20:09) 
    Wherever Jen is, home, plush spa, Disney, she is still a miserable person, wallowing in self pity and unwashed funk. So there’s that.

    Exactly. She can run but she can’t hide from herself.
     
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    Congrats, Bangle. Good one.



    My emails read like this:

    Treat yourself.
    Year end big savings.
    You deserve a splurge.
    Close out the holidays with a special something for you.
    By invitation only big sales for you.
    Our best deals of the year are here.
    You’ve unlocked 50% off and Free Shipping!
    Next level savings. Don’t wait!
    Just for you!
    Last chance to get what you really wanted for Christmas.
    Start 2021 right with amazing savings.

    She must be scrolling, salivating and clicking like a mad woman.

    Or, should I say, an even madder woman than she regularly is.
    I’m sure she believes they all really mean she is special. lol
     
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    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 29/12/2020, 20:39) 
    Congrats, Bangle. Good one.



    My emails read like this:

    Treat yourself.
    Year end big savings.
    You deserve a splurge.
    Close out the holidays with a special something for you.
    By invitation only big sales for you.
    Our best deals of the year are here.
    You’ve unlocked 50% off and Free Shipping!
    Next level savings. Don’t wait!
    Just for you!
    Last chance to get what you really wanted for Christmas.
    Start 2021 right with amazing savings.

    She must be scrolling, salivating and clicking like a mad woman.

    Or, should I say, an even madder woman than she regularly is.
    I’m sure she believes they all really mean she is special. lol

    She thinks having Amazon Prime is like joining a special, exclusive club, so I bet she really does feel like these are just for her.
     
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 29/12/2020, 20:05) 
    I don't think she's on vacation. She's sitting in the empty, cold, dark, dirty manor stuffing her face. She's probably manic and spending her way through another $5000. She's recovering from the full week with her precious babies.

    I’m leaning towards “Jen hasn’t gone” too, but the lack of Peloton activity is tripping me up. She managed to ride daily for almost a month all while her kids were with her but now that they’re gone, radio silence. It’s strange.
     
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 29/12/2020, 21:04) 
    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 29/12/2020, 20:05) 
    I don't think she's on vacation. She's sitting in the empty, cold, dark, dirty manor stuffing her face. She's probably manic and spending her way through another $5000. She's recovering from the full week with her precious babies.

    I’m leaning towards “Jen hasn’t gone” too, but the lack of Peloton activity is tripping me up. She managed to ride daily for almost a month all while her kids were with her but now that they’re gone, radio silence. It’s strange.

    She doesn’t need to hide from them. And she doesn’t need the endorphin high to deal with parenting.
     
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    I think she is busy binging and buying all the things. She's radio silent because she knows she's being monitored. She reads here, so she knows someone on here is checking her Peloton to see if she's riding. She is shoveling that cake all all her sweet treats in to her mouth while she stalks the front door for packages to be delivered.

    Congrats on the thread title, Bangle. Please be gentle with yourself and take a brief social media break, you little content creator!
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 12/29/2020, 01:13 PM) 
    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 29/12/2020, 21:04) 
    I’m leaning towards “Jen hasn’t gone” too, but the lack of Peloton activity is tripping me up. She managed to ride daily for almost a month all while her kids were with her but now that they’re gone, radio silence. It’s strange.

    She doesn’t need to hide from them. And she doesn’t need the endorphin high to deal with parenting.

    I think you may be on to something. "If Jen doesn't have anything to whine about, is she really alive?"
     
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