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    I’m behind a d getting ready to catch up on comments now, but her stories today? JFC!
    Don’t get me wrong, that was a shit show at the Capitol yesterday, but knock it off Jen! You’re scared? Of what, pray tell?! Nothing in your life is any different today than it was yesterday. You live in an extremely insular little world, way up deep in your own ass. Turn off the news, and you’ll find that exercise, shit quotes, disordered eating, along with the very minimal hour or so that you spend actively engaging with your kids, are all exactly the same as they were Tuesday. Literally nothing in your life is any different. Nothing. So stop with the “I’m scared” bullshit. Shut up, grow up, and go volunteer at a real soup kitchen.
    Rant over, carry on bakers.
     
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    Instead of taking week-long social media breaks, maybe Jen should take one hour off each day from looking for nonsense quotes to post. With one single hour of actual work every day she might complete the shelves and the move from RM1 to RM2 before 2022.

    Such a busy busy bee. Such a fraud.
     
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    "It's so worth it."
    "Totally worth it."
    "Worth every penny."

    Jen has no concept whatsoever of worth.
     
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    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 1/7/2021, 08:47 PM) 
    "It's so worth it."
    "Totally worth it."
    "Worth every penny."

    Jen has no concept whatsoever of worth.

    But Don had to teach her to spend money!
     
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    Quoting Oscar Wilde, she knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
     
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    QUOTE (Seasonal Gal @ 7/1/2021, 19:44) 
    Wait, so she has/had:

    * A home gym
    * A gym membership
    * A yoga studio membership
    * 2 online yoga subscriptions

    And she was paying over $200/month?!? This chick is insane.

    And a Peloton subscription
     
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    QUOTE (BackupSize8 @ 7/1/2021, 20:49) 
    Quoting Oscar Wilde, she knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

    So much this!!!

    OT:

    Merry Christmas Delta!!!!!
     
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    Merry Christmas Delta!

    I just spent a fortune on some corduroy pants and a matching blazer that will be shipped from the UK. Am I slowly turning into Jen? :mfr_omg:
    (I worked for it, though!..and...and... I had to have them. cough)
     
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    Must be nice to have a life and a mind so easy and simple (and the free time!) to be able to just light a candle and draw lines on paper.

    Nah, I think I’ll take my busy, engaging, fulfilling life any day. At least I know I’m alive.
     
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    QUOTE (Madmom @ 7/1/2021, 15:16) 
    Nah, I think I’ll take my busy, engaging, fulfilling life any day. At least I know I’m alive.

    You need to work on your parties, though. That pants policy of yours is outdated.
     
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    It's like when you visit your 89 year-old grandmother and she spends 15 minutes non-stop talking about her feet. That's Jen.

    Attractive, eligible guys are going to be lining up round the block to date her! :lol:
     
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    lol PREACH. If you already own a push bike you could just... ya know... go on a bike ride.

    Jen and her Rich People Only advice can go to hell. She's so out of touch with the reality of most people's lives.
     
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    Cue Jen frantically Googling "what is The Mirror" and whipping out Don's Amex.
     
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    I feel a scold coming on. How dare anyone suggest Jen has non 1%er friends.
     
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