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    QUOTE (sweettreat @ 1/7/2021, 11:37 PM) 
    At who is she swearing at IRL? She talks to no one but the camera.

    Her online banking when Don's check hasn't cleared in time for her four gym memberships.
     
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    “When I actually use it”. Jen-speak for I don’t do jackshit that doesn’t serve me or I feel called to do, or lean into.

    Her lack of organization knowledge that is practical is glaringly obvious, but I suppose it doesn’t matter. It’s not like she leads a fulfilling life that needs organizing.
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    She has over 7 THOUSAND unread emails? I got stressed just looking at a picture of that! Most of them will be junk, for sure which makes not deleting them even more insane. It takes less than a second to delete an email.

    Good luck, Don, getting her to empty all her crap from RM1.0. If she can't delete a junk email that takes a millisecond, moving everything from the old house will take her 5 years!
     
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    QUOTE (zizizouzou @ 1/7/2021, 11:53 PM) 
    She has over 7 THOUSAND unread emails? I got stressed just looking at a picture of that! Most of them will be junk, for sure which makes not deleting them even more insane. It takes less than a second to delete an email.

    Good luck, Don, getting her to empty all her crap from RM1.0. If she can't delete a junk email that takes a millisecond, moving everything from the old house will take her 5 years!

    I don't bother with the stuff that isn't in my Primary tab. I don't use the Mail app, but I'm sure I'd have like 30,000 unread emails.
     
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    I have a GF like that. She said the notification I see on her phone isn’t accurate. I tell her to delete it to make me happy then :snickering:
     
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    Here she is doing that weird tongue thing. She does it as she takes a breath in when she's excitedly talking about what she spends Don's money on. In this case, workout apps.

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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 1/7/2021, 11:59 PM) 
    I have a GF like that. She said the notification I see on her phone isn’t accurate. I tell her to delete it to make me happy then :snickering:

    I don't have notifications turned on my phone for anything except texts, but I do have 13 voicemails I haven't listened to and six texts I haven't read.
     
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    Sadly, I have no doubt she swears quite often in real life during the few hours weekly that her children are home.
     
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    I so want and hope for that to be a wart growing on the side of her nose:

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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 7/1/2021, 22:29) 
    I can't believe she changes outfits for all of her stupid activities throughout the day. An outfit for morning workout, an errand outfit, an outfit for a 15 min yoga practice in her bedroom, back to street clothes, night cycle outfit, pajamas...

    But no shower.
     
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    QUOTE (WeeeklyCazendaar @ 1/8/2021, 12:59 AM) 
    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 7/1/2021, 22:29) 
    I can't believe she changes outfits for all of her stupid activities throughout the day. An outfit for morning workout, an errand outfit, an outfit for a 15 min yoga practice in her bedroom, back to street clothes, night cycle outfit, pajamas...

    But no shower.

    Specialized underwear, yet no shower.
     
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    ...release it to the wild....

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