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    If Jen doesn't stop eating chocolate, she will even look like that singer.

     
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    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 9/1/2021, 22:25) 
    Busy day, just finished video, have to catch up on comments, just popped on to say:

    That was an entire video on New Years goals in which she did not list a single, actual goal. Not one. Just listed the categories of her life....I pretend to do youtube and photo albums, I have kids, I have a dog, I exercise, filled in with a bunch of word vomit. But not a single actual goal.

    I am pretty sure her goal is to remind herself to breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
     
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    Jen Honeychild, I get you are trying to find answers as to why hubby wanted to stray to threesomes and out there looking.

    I understand it’s painful and knowing how loved, cared for, adored, spoiled, only the best for the best wife you were.I get it.

    But honey you need to move on ... this selfish me me me attitude is getting old and pounded to death.

    Move on, find another rich, vain, snooty hubby to hook. The pickings are getting slim. Hurry.
     
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    QUOTE (BackupSize8 @ 9/1/2021, 22:40) 
    If Jen doesn't stop eating chocolate, she will even look like that singer.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp4iOq4JD-c

    Unpopular opinion, but I think from the neck down she looked good in that last yoga pic...
     
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    She is nuttier than ever! The last 5 min of that video were so weird. She is so stuck in her head but she claims shes more woke than ever 🤦🏼‍♀️
     
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    QUOTE (husbandontherun @ 9/1/2021, 16:47) 
    QUOTE (BackupSize8 @ 9/1/2021, 22:40) 
    If Jen doesn't stop eating chocolate, she will even look like that singer.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp4iOq4JD-c

    Unpopular opinion, but I think from the neck down she looked good in that last yoga pic...

    Who are you and what have you done with husbandontherun?
     
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    QUOTE (BackupSize8 @ 9/1/2021, 22:48) 
    QUOTE (husbandontherun @ 9/1/2021, 16:47) 
    Unpopular opinion, but I think from the neck down she looked good in that last yoga pic...

    Who are you and what have you done with husbandontherun?

    I guess the lockdown is finally getting to me... :scared-smiley-emoticon:

    Edited by husbandontherun - 9/1/2021, 22:58
     
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    Create: She didn't list a single goal. Just reminded us that she does YouTube and photo albums but is always behind on the photo albums.
    Connect: She didn't list a single goal. Just vague word vomit reassuring herself that she has family, she has friends (LOL) and she has followers.
    Nurture: She didn't list a single goal, but vaguely hopes to not to cuss at or ignore the children. Way to raise the bar, Jen.
    Breathe: She didn't list a single goal, just reminded everyone that she does yoga and Peloton. And got certified to not teach Werq.
    Believe: She didn't list a single goal. Some vague nonsense alluding to possibly dating in the future. And some horse shit about magic? WTAF???
    Trust: She didn't list a single goal. Lots of word vomit about loving herself because she's the only person she has.

    p.s. She spent :27 talking about nurturing the children. She spent 1:41 talking about nurturing Winnie. That right there tells you everything you need to know about Jen's priorities.
     
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 9/1/2021, 19:18) 

    Oh nostrils are flaring, food being shoveled into the bottomless gullet two-handed
     
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    I haven't watched her new video, yet. I don't care about her bullshit anymore. We're watching Pulp Fiction.

    JustDroppedInToSeeWhatConditionHerConditionWasInLikeBackup :snickering:
     
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    QUOTE (BackupSize8 @ 9/1/2021, 23:04) 
    I haven't watched her new video, yet. I don't care about her bullshit anymore. We're watching Pulp Fiction.

    JustDroppedInToSeeWhatConditionHerConditionWasInLikeBackup :snickering:

    Pulp Fiction is a great idea! Will do that tomorrow :thumbs-up:
     
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    QUOTE (BugBittenKitten @ 1/9/2021, 02:01 PM) 
    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 9/1/2021, 19:18) 

    Oh nostrils are flaring, food being shoveled into the bottomless gullet two-handed

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    QUOTE (ifyourenotfamiliar @ 9/1/2021, 20:45) 
    Something she should add to her list is:

    "Get a job/contribute to society"

    I know it won't happen, I'm just saying.

    Set a good example for my children 🤷‍♀️

    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 9/1/2021, 21:22) 
    Jen, you have Kellyanne Conway hair. I know you try to pretend to be politically savvy now, but that is NOT a compliment...

    Well, Jen does live in a world of "alternative facts "
     
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