TimeForAScoldingBecauseYouGuessedWhatImWithholdingLikeJen Pt 211

Riding the Bike to Nowhere

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    I think I’m not going to do anything today because I’m just not feeling it, & I need to lean into all my feelings.

    I’ll just tell my family to “hang in there.”
     
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    QUOTE (Twopercentunlikedon @ 1/15/2021, 05:09 PM) 
    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 15/1/2021, 16:45) 
    She has a lot of much older and very young viewers who truly feel sorry for her. And a lot of the YT folks never see the contradictions she puts out on IG (or are such sporadic users that the stories disappear before they can watch).

    I think this gets to the heart of it. Anyone who is a "peer" to Jen in terms of their life stage looks at her, and her infinite smugness at her self-perceived superiority and thinks ... What, other than parting "those GD thighs" for Don have you ever done in your life?

    I'm like 9ish years younger than Jen and I was sooooo jealous of her life. When I was in college, I was so jealous of the endless pot of money and doting husband. I was a genuine viewer back then. Now that I'm out of college, making my own money, etc. I watch to snark.

    But I also snark because she had it soooooooo made with Don. The man did everything for her and paid everything. She had zero responsibilities. Now she's a miserable cow and I don't feel bad for her at all. You made your bed....lay in it.
     
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    Officially being punished- no video today. Suck it haydurs!

    Proves her maturity level...Donny level.

    Edited by DirtyMartini - 1/15/2021, 11:30 AM
     
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    Hang in there??
    HANG IN THERE???
    Because you're not putting out a mediocre, half-assed BUJO video?
    HANG IN THERE?!?!

    I want to slap her
    We're all fine, Jen
    We're all doing just fine coping with our lives
    Maybe YOU should "hang in there"
     
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    God, I had a gross dream about Jen last night. I bumped into her at the mall (surprise, surprise). She looked decent on the outside but when she opened her mouth to talk, her teeth were all crooked, broken, brown and chipped, and she turned uglier and uglier as she talked. She kind of morphed into a monster.

    I guess that's how Don and family view her too.

    Edited to add-

    Jen, Donald Trump also added "I love you" after he condemned the violence at the Capitol building, so there's that. Are you slowly morphing into the most despised man on this planet?
     
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    What if I can’t hang in there? What if watching Jen draw lines using a ruler was my only hope for my day ?!?!?

    She has a VERY high opinion of herself.
     
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    QUOTE (JourneyLikeJen @ 15/1/2021, 14:22) 
    QUOTE (FakingIt_MakingIt @ 1/14/2021, 10:15 PM) 
    And Suzanne looked better 😂

    Because Suzanne's wasn't two sizes to small for her.

    Can someone guide me to which video this was?! I must have missed it. 😂😂
     
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    oh good golly. my entire week was riding on this bujo video. not sure I'm going to be able to hang in there to be honest
     
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    QUOTE (martiniflightlikedon @ 15/1/2021, 17:29) 
    Hang in there??
    HANG IN THERE???
    Because you're not putting out a mediocre, half-assed BUJO video?
    HANG IN THERE?!?!

    I want to slap her
    We're all fine, Jen
    We're all doing just fine coping with our lives
    Maybe YOU should "hang in there"

    She really thinks she is an important person 😂😂😂😂 She is one step away from declaring herself an essential worker.
     
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    Hang in there? I love you?

    Somebody is pissed!

    :funny_dancing_stickman_smiley_e
     
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    No video? Time to turn the Jen Cycle one click left to the next phase.
     
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    to be fair I don't think that "hang in there" had anything to do with the no video thing but I'll make fun of her anyway :lol:

    she's being Glennon Doyle Jennon Boyle again. Glennon can say literally anything then she'll end it with some form of "hang in there friends. I know things are tough. we can do hard things"

    :10:

    Jen needs to just stop this wannabe therapist stuff. a decent therapist should at least have some experience in life
     
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    We're all hanging in there, Jen. We're all working, taking care of families, helping out people in our community, etc. You are the one not hanging in there, Jen. Because when things get tough and you get constrictive criticism, you shrivel up in to a useless ball, nostril flare and try to punish your followers. It's ridiculous. Grow the hell up!
     
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    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 15/1/2021, 16:34) 
    How there are any Jen true believers remaining is the biggest question. I understand the subscribe to snark faction, and the subscribed years ago and never bothered to unsubscribe, but the people that watch her in sincerity... 🤷🏼‍♀️ There is literally nothing there.

    That there are a whole legion of fans who actually think Jen is amazing, doing a great job, so strong blah blah blah scares the shit out of me. I mean, if they think Jen is all that, what the hell does it say about THEM?! Are there that many people put there doing that much worse than Jen that they idolize her that way. Lord help us!

    QUOTE (VirutalHug @ 15/1/2021, 17:16) 
    I guess no Friday video today?
    Is she exhausted from all the baking?

    She’s withholding because of negative comments. Probably sitting at the kitchen island eating herself into a sugar stupor.

    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 15/1/2021, 17:37) 
    What if I can’t hang in there? What if watching Jen draw lines using a ruler was my only hope for my day ?!?!?

    OMG I literally LOL’d at that!
    :hearty-laugh:
     
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