TimeForAScoldingBecauseYouGuessedWhatImWithholdingLikeJen Pt 211

Riding the Bike to Nowhere

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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 18/1/2021, 22:00) 
    The bookshelves were in her video Home Projects November 20. TWO MONTHS AGO.

    Also, question for the resident wiccans... what is the significance of being gifted tarot cards? Is there a specific reason you shouldn't buy your own? Will Jen be befallen of some ill effect? :nervous:

    No I'll effect. You won't get a true or correct Reading buying your own.

    Also you should not ever read your own for the same reason.

    The part she missed is that you need psychic ability to read Tarot properly, not just gaze at the cards!

    Jen has no ability other than spending money!
     
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    I should go back to keeping track of the flow of discussion in a thread.
    This one's been a doozy.
     
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    Well, technically they probably DID land on her doorstop. The Fedex Delivery guy put them there.
     
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 1/18/2021, 10:27 PM) 
    Well, technically they probably DID land on her doorstop. The Fedex Delivery guy put them there.

    And maybe Amazon gifted them to her. She is a Prime VIP, you know.
     
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    QUOTE (Deadeyeslikejen @ 18/1/2021, 21:55) 
    Didn’t Jen used to have a bunch of books on her bookshelves about witchcraft and the like? I swear I remember seeing those in the background before. You guys know this can’t be the first time she has dabbled in the mystical. She eye fucks the moon every night.

    Well she needs to re-watch Practical Magic and learn what happens when you dabble.
     
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    QUOTE (Whinypants @ 18/1/2021, 22:25) 
    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 18/1/2021, 22:00) 
    The bookshelves were in her video Home Projects November 20. TWO MONTHS AGO.

    Also, question for the resident wiccans... what is the significance of being gifted tarot cards? Is there a specific reason you shouldn't buy your own? Will Jen be befallen of some ill effect? :nervous:

    No I'll effect. You won't get a true or correct Reading buying your own.

    Also you should not ever read your own for the same reason.

    The part she missed is that you need psychic ability to read Tarot properly, not just gaze at the cards!

    Jen has no ability other than spending money!

    Don't worry, she doesn't want a true reading
     
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    Jen into Tarot cards = She is totally losing it and clinging to a search for meaning.
     
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    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 1/18/2021, 01:34 PM) 
    QUOTE (Deadeyeslikejen @ 18/1/2021, 21:55) 
    Didn’t Jen used to have a bunch of books on her bookshelves about witchcraft and the like? I swear I remember seeing those in the background before. You guys know this can’t be the first time she has dabbled in the mystical. She eye fucks the moon every night.

    Well she needs to re-watch Practical Magic and learn what happens when you dabble.

    Dabble is the perfect word to describe Jen’s entire life. She never gets above introductory level on anything she does. It is frustrating to watch.
     
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    QUOTE (Whinypants @ 1/18/2021, 04:22 PM) 
    QUOTE (Lucky_Me @ 18/1/2021, 22:03) 
    You can buy your own tarot cards. That's a myth, having to be given them. Don't buy used cards, though. Buy new.

    Not a myth, I can assure you.
    I have given my life to working with the Spirit World. You will NOT get a true reading buying your own Tarot.

    Nor should you read your own.

    There's a definite difference of opinion--google it. It's not a universal requirement to have someone give you a deck--perhaps superstition is a better word than myth. I chose my own deck and it works for me (I don't mean readings for myself, either).
     
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    Ok Jen, the Bakers and the Munchkins want to know...
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    Jen isn't a witch at all. She has no magic. She's a Muggle through and through.
     
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    Someone confused b with w.
     
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    QUOTE (noWmaleheirlikejen @ 1/18/2021, 01:47 PM) 
    Ok Jen, the Bakers and the Munchkins want to know...

    Only bad witches are ugly.
     
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    Even though Mormonism is a recent (1800s) madeup “religion” (more like a cult in truth) it has no relationship with Wicca which has existed for centuries and is much more spiritual anyway.

    Trust Jen to conflate the two.

    Moron.
     
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    And bad witches melt so now we get her aversion to showering :snickering:
     
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