StinkyChickGetsNoDickLikeJen Pt. 217

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    Is that a scale?! Liar liar.

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    Where’s your donut, Jen? We all know you had (at least) one!
     
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    Hi Jen, you are giving your kids the most miserable childhood that you possibly can. All they will remember of their life with you is a big empty, cold house, with horrible vegan food, eaten on a kitchen bench.

    Their happy memories will all be with their Dad.

    Talk to a proper therapist Jen - so you can work through why you are punishing your children for the failure of your marriage.

    Your children are precious and you only get one chance at their childhood. Let Charlotte have your collection of dolls and their display stands, she will love it. Buy costumes that the kids will enjoy - life isn't about being Disney Princess as you now know. Let them be pirates, builders, wizards. Do some online shopping with your kids. Buy what they like. We know that Donny isn't choosing a princess costume - he has no choice.

    Jen, if you don't stop punishing your kids they will resent you and you will end up totally alone and bitter. Your parents are elderly, your in-laws have ditched you and you have no friends and very little capability of making any. You need your kids to live any sort of life. You have no life outside of your children now. Make this life a happy and joyful one. You are not spoiling your kids by giving them happiness.

    Rant over. Triggered by poor Donny with no dress up costumes to choose from, only another princess cast-off. While his Mum buys as much unnecessary crap for herself, like books she will never read or put on a bookshelf!

    Jen, do better!!!

    Edited by Designated Ross - 7/2/2021, 17:02
     
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    Words fail me when I see the tiles in that bathroom. Just no!!!! :1:
     
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    I think she only bought that book because of the van and dog on the cover. She probably didn’t even know what it was about.
     
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    QUOTE (BinThereOrganizedThat @ 7/2/2021, 16:52) 

    Good catch! That’s the nice thing about her, she constantly contradicts herself 😂
     
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    The cover sold her on the book. So true.
     
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    QUOTE (SyntheticThong @ 7/2/2021, 17:01) 
    I think she only bought that book because of the van and dog on the cover. She probably didn’t even know what it was about.

    This!!!!
     
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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 7/2/2021, 16:57) 
    Where’s your donut, Jen? We all know you had (at least) one!

    I meant so say, maybe she sugarcoated her broccoli but we all know: she wants the real thing!
     
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    QUOTE (Mygoodness @ 7/2/2021, 16:19) 
    To all the Bakers who have dealt with cancer. You have my love and sympathy. You’re all true hero’s.

    Right now I’m dealing with a coworker who is lying about cancer. I’m 2 nd in charge she’s 3 rd. When I brought it up to number 1. Her answer was she doesn’t care it doesn’t affect her. I asked how does her Senior Assistant lying about a horrible disease not be a problem. She has no integrity. I got punished for questioning it. Needless to say I’m looking for a new job.

    That’s terrible! How do you know?? Sorry, I’m nosy.
     
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    I wonder if she’s thinking about veterans right now... :b_wink:
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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 7/2/2021, 16:57) 
    Where’s your donut, Jen? We all know you had (at least) one!

    I bet she got a half dozen. One for each kid and ate the other 4 herself. Probably ordered ahead for pickup so the kids wouldn’t know she bought that many.
     
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    QUOTE (BinThereOrganizedThat @ 7/2/2021, 16:52) 

    If anything mysterious ever happens in my life, forget the FBI, I’m coming to the bakery to help me solve the mystery.

    Good catch! (Even her scale blends into her vertigo bathroom.)
     
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    That energy for her peloton stacks is coming from somewhere. And it’s not from the 250 calorie bean, broccoli and sweet potato dinners.
     
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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 7/2/2021, 17:18) 
    That energy for her peloton stacks is coming from somewhere. And it’s not from the 250 calorie bean, broccoli and sweet potato dinners.

    Don’t forget her oatmilk lattes...
     
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