StinkyChickGetsNoDickLikeJen Pt. 217

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    I serve food to my dog with more attention , texture and appeal that that slop.
     
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    Why do the beans have to be on top of the broccoli? She always does this!! First the bbq chick peas, now this?! She pisses me off to no end. JUST PUT THE BEANS NEXT TO TO THE VEGGIES! UGGGHHHH!
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    Why eat unseasoned beans anyway? You could do a hundred things with beans besides just open the can & rinse them out in a colander. Open a freaking cookbook or use your imagination! I don't use canned beans and the texture is so much better (in other words not slimy soft) when you cook them from dry. But DO SOMETHING with them, Jen, just like you should DO SOMETHING with your goddamn bookcases too!
     
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    Yeah... I like to eat healthy but that’s not how to do it. She’s dumb and has no creativity.
     
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    [Trivia]re: Berghain

    It's a techno club in Berlin with allegedly one of the hardest door policies in the world (can't confirm that because I've been there a couple of times). Used to be a gay club and still is pretty much a gay club although not officially.

    The restrooms are nasty. Jen would fit right in.

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    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 2/6/2021, 06:58 PM)
    Have any of you sat at meal time and asked those around you what the consensus is?

    No?

    Just Jen?

    Carry on, then.

    Why would you ask a 3 and 5 year old what the consensus is when they wouldn’t know what that word even means?
     
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    And the consensus is???


    2a6
     
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    QUOTE (BackupSize8 @ 2/6/2021, 05:22 PM) 
    [Trivia]re: Berghain

    It's a techno club in Berlin with allegedly one of the hardest door policies in the world (can't confirm that because I've been there a couple of times). Used to be a gay club and still is pretty much a gay club although not officially.

    The restrooms are nasty. Jen would fit right in.

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    This made me wonder if Jen knows what a Glory Hole is.
    She can find the real D there, for sure.

    Sorry.
    I'll see myself out.
    I blame BackupSize8. He's a bad influence sometimes.
     
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    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 6/2/2021, 20:32) 
    I blame BackupSize8. He's a bad influence sometimes.

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    QUOTE (RepurposedLazySusan @ 7/2/2021, 00:25) 
    Why in the hell do they NEVER eat at the table?! I’m not sure why this makes me so ragey, but it does.

    Isn’t it a glass tabletop?
    Toddlers/small children and a glass tabletop :5153:
     
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    It’s a regular table (might be marble?), with a glass topper. They color at it, and she only gives them plastic plates and cups, so I think it would be pretty safe for them to sit and eat at. Has to be safer than them being perched on the stools at the island.
     
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    QUOTE (RepurposedLazySusan @ 7/2/2021, 02:47) 
    It’s a regular table (might be marble?), with a glass topper. They color at it, and she only gives them plastic plates and cups, so I think it would be pretty safe for them to sit and eat at. Has to be safer than them being perched on the stools at the island.

    I agree, it would be safer. But in my own experience having a glass table, every smudge and fingerprint shows. Lots of cleaning.
     
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    QUOTE (She’s Squatting Again @ 7/2/2021, 02:52) 
    QUOTE (RepurposedLazySusan @ 7/2/2021, 02:47) 
    It’s a regular table (might be marble?), with a glass topper. They color at it, and she only gives them plastic plates and cups, so I think it would be pretty safe for them to sit and eat at. Has to be safer than them being perched on the stools at the island.

    I agree, it would be safer. But in my own experience having a glass table, every smudge and fingerprint shows. Lots of cleaning.

    Oh for sure. She’s an idiot like that. All the end tables and coffee table are glass. 🙄
     
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    QUOTE (Cookie Marnster @ 2/6/2021, 08:32 PM) 
    And the consensus is???


    2a6

    MST3K! <3
     
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    She also has a giant dining room table that’s only ever used when her parents are over that she could eat at with the kids.
     
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