TheDayWeDeserve?GuessWeHitANerveLikeJen Pt. 219

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    Her tinder bio would be something to behold. The absolute lack of self awareness!
     
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    Back in the 70s, the infancy of shitquoting, my BFF had an ongoing joke: The biggest conformists invariably had this for their yearbook quote. Wonder what Jenny Boyles used.

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    I do not want to offend anyone and I am only snarking on Jen.

    She has worked out for hours everyday for the past three months. The meals she shows are only a few hundred calories of steamed veggies or other bland food. She still would weigh probably 150 lbs at 5' 4''. She looks like a typical healthy woman. She is lying about her exercise or food intake or both. Even if she ate a lot of the baked goods she would have lost more weight with all the exercise.

    Edited by Finister2020 - 2/14/2021, 09:46 PM
     
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    Absolutely. I said before she must be eating like an absolute beast (not what she’s showing us) for her to work out like that and still look the way she does. I believe she’s doing the workouts. It’s the food she’s lying about.
     
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    Also who says “my gift to myself today was a total ass whopping”. Who gifts themselves with physical exhaustion? The same people who gift themselves with potatoes for a treat. ED Jen is thriving
     
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    It’s the booze she’s lying about.
     
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    My gift to myself today was way too much chocolate ice cream. Now I’m feeling sick... :snickering:
     
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    Yes! I think she drinks a lot of calories too. The hot chocolate like a fucking toddler and alcohol for sure.
     
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    These workouts making her abs pop are ultimately unsustainable. If she’s going to ever actually “accept her body,” she needs to accept the one she has from daily yoga, walks, and maybe some cardio. Not the one she gets during one of her manic phases.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 2/14/2021, 02:47 PM)
    It’s the booze she’s lying about.

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    QUOTE (JennyFromTheBlock @ 14/2/2021, 21:46) 
    Also who says “my gift to myself today was a total ass whopping”. Who gifts themselves with physical exhaustion? The same people who gift themselves with potatoes for a treat. ED Jen is thriving

    I like how she doesn’t have dumb old fat lazy Don to lord her smug, super fit, busy bee self over, so she shades freaking Winnie, thinking she’s being so funny and cute. She is so messed up in the head.
     
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    QUOTE (RepurposedLazySusan @ 14/2/2021, 21:06) 
    QUOTE (JourneyLikeJen @ 14/2/2021, 20:45) 
    She has no clue what any slang means. A couple of weeks ago she was home alone and she posted that she was going to Netflix and chill.

    Omg, I had to look up what it meant (had a vague idea, but wanted to be clear on it) and now I am having the hardest time keeping myself from DMing her to say “you know the literal definition of thirst trap is attention seeking right?!” Her misuse of Netflix and chill was funny enough, but this has me crying laughing that she’s so obtuse. :celebrating-smiley-emoticon:

    Still not a thirst trap with the damn toilet in the background of the “video”.
     
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    Then she follows up with a self-congratulatory shitquote. It's not narcissism, guys, it's an act of virtue.
     
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    I always forget about the alcohol

    she’s probably also having donut Sunday, donut Monday, donut Tuesday...

    the Dunkin drive thru seems to be one of the few places she’s comfortable taking the kids

    and she may workout for 3 hours a day but often follows it up with 6 hours of baking. for the kids of course :rolleyes:
     
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    And she's brokenhearted now! 🤣
     
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