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thanks to BarefootNightmares for this thread title 
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If she were really hard-up for money, she could make a small fortune consigning the dolls. . -
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Re: the possibility of Jen cheating (lmao) I could see Jen having an emotional affair of some kind. You know, like cuz she married so young, and she was a huge nerd in high school, she never got to have a dramatic passionate romance and she needs to feel desirable after having 2 kids. Except the problem is that I can't think of how she'd meet ANY man. She has virtually no social circles other than her family, and the Ross'es. And she seemed so naive when she was talking about dating again. Plus she'd have to meet someone richer than Don to be attracted to him 
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Jen has an emotional affair with Jen.
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I don't know, I just threw that out in the wind. When she became "plant-based" , she likely felt alienated from the Rare Fillet Mignon Ross crowd. It's not too far fetched that she connected online with some poor sod.
Although, lying to your husband that you are infertile , for 2 years, is reason enough to be dumped like a used prophylactic. Still...it's an entertaining notion.. -
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YouGuysSlayMe As usual, entertaining wrap up. Who gets up at 5am when they don’t have to? Me. I'm one of those morning people. . -
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Unless Amazon Prime was shipping out people with which to cheat, Jen is the laziest person I have ever seen, and wouldn’t have the ability to cheat.
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Ha!!! Great title 
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Thank you for another great thread summary; I really enjoy those!
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Laken's Insta post about the 5 am Club made my intestines twitch.
My 5am's morning coffee and reading the news while everyone is asleep and the house is quiet. No manic exercising and chasing "productivity" for me
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Those IG stories combined with her announcing the other day she is looking at new ways to create community smell to me like she is going to rebrand herself as self help guru... teaching others to be gentle with themselves, dealing with divorce, co parenting, going on granola crunchy retreats and nature as "content"... she wants a new community that is all into unicorn fairy dust self love and meditation. Suburban housewife collecting the latest whatever in bad taste and binning it as organization will sadly no longer be available soon. . -
.Unless Amazon Prime was shipping out people with which to cheat, Jen is the laziest person I have ever seen, and wouldn’t have the ability to cheat.
And as far as Don cheating, I think his only other sexual partner is dangling off the end of his wrist.
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Depending on hospital shifts, I too, often have to get up before 6 am and have that sunrise coffee when even the dog ignores me.
But I don't post Insta stories about belonging to a special club, and Youtube videos about my special morning routine..
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