Jen Ross Rewatch-Part 6: BeforeKidsRuinedMyLifeLikeJen

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    I’ll catch up on all of these tomorrow.

    Thanks for the thread title love!!
     
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    Okay, I’m being petty. Not once, but twice.

    This beam running through the kitchen bugs me. It visually separates the refrigerator and pantry from the kitchen. If it was my average suburban house...no biggie. If I had spent $1.6 million+, I would expect a better design. Too picky? (Or maybe it just bugs me because SmugLikeJen lived there.)

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    Someone earlier mentioned Winnie’s water torture tower being strapped in the car. How did I miss that??? It looks ridiculous. Am I crass because I would put something like that on the floor, or if I was worried about it flying through the car, in the trunk or cargo area? Jen is so extra.

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    Seriously, no one cares if your workout was 50 mins or 54 mins. Why go into such detail?

    I FF the dancing as well.

    You just know on the way home, Don was saying how the lasagna was dry and HIS meat sauce would have been so much better (sorry, “Far Superior” are the words he’d have used). I wonder how that decision was overruled. We know how seriously Don takes his cooking.

    I felt bad for Gravy a little bit, too. Shrill Jill is so rude.
     
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    bahahaha, the seatbelt. To be fair, that thing is VERY pricey, but the fact that it even exists burns me up
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 21/3/2021, 17:16) 
    bahahaha, the seatbelt. To be fair, that thing is VERY pricey, but the fact that it even exists burns me up

    And tacky. Not to insult the husband and wife who make these, the painted design doesn’t go with anything this century. At least just paint the damn thing to match the walls or the cabinets so it blends in.
     
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    I think that damn contraption is why Winnie barely pees (which Jen is SOOOO proud of): she doesn’t get enough water.
     
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    How does she clean all those hamster bottles properly? I bet they're slimy & full of bacteria
     
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    There’s literally no reason for a dog to drink out of it!!!! Dogs need a decent amount of water ... it’s so stupid, oh my god I’m getting real mad about it again hahaha
     
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    I get mad every time I think about how she treats Winnie. She is NOT a caring, responsible pet parent.
     
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    It’s about keeping her facial hair clean, right? Always concerned about appearances...
     
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    And yet, had she just given her a proper cut it wouldn’t be an issue.
     
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    When i think of how many times per day I fill up my dog's water bowl, I'm confounded by the stupidity of Jen!
     
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    I LOVE this title. It sums up Jennifer Bertha Gene Moss Ross so perfectly.
     
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    That’s probably why Winnie is so despondent and “sick” so often. She’s dehydrated because she’s forced to use a contraption she is not anatomically built to use. And if Jen cleans her kitchen with “just water” and “just rinses off” after multiple hours of insane working out, it stands to reason Winnie’s hamster bottle does not get cleaned properly, if at all.

    She also nearly died from infection due to Jen’s refusal to shave her for her spay, right? Jen may pat herself on the back for spending so much on all the accessories for her dog, but she is truly a terrible pet parent. She’s also a terrible human parent, but she’s spent a lot less money there.
     
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    Everything Jen does is for her benefit and her benefit alone:

    Sketchy vet to spay without shaving because Jen wanted to keep Winnie looking like a show dog

    Hamster bottle: see above

    Not showering: who cares if others can smell me. I can’t.

    Every gift she’s ever given: what she likes, not necessarily what the recipient wants

    Disney only clothes for her kids (who revolted when picking their Halloween costumes and picked something they like with Daddy).
     
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