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.Remember last year? She either did a breakdown story or a slew of Shitquotes (I don’t remember which) and then suddenly there was a pic Sunday AM of her at Don’s (railing analysis) with the kids and gas station quality flowers.
oh yeah. I was wondering why I couldn't remember last Mother's Day. I'm sure I made many angry posts about it
so interesting that they're rarely with her on special days. -
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She can only exhale when she's away from her kids. Forever happiest alone.
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It might be coincidence that Jen got zero holidays, but it's definitely her who refuses to change the schedule. She can't handle her kids two weeks in a row. She needs her ME time and needs the breaks. It's what works for her. . -
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Almost all custody arrangements have the mother having them on Mother's Day and the father having them on Father's Day, regardless of whose weekend it is. I have divorced family members and the kids had to be given to that parent from 8am to 6pm that day. If she doesn't have them this year, it is by choice. Last year the divorce wasn't final, so she probably was playing the sympathy card and wanting him to do something for her. . -
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If she doesn’t have them, she’s an even worse Mom than I imagined. . -
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I hate the way she makes sure she gazes directly at HERSELF in these stupid photos Attached Image. -
.I hate the way she makes sure she gazes directly at HERSELF in these stupid photos
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.I feel compelled to share. I have stringy hair and a big Jewish nose, like Jen. I never looked put-together. But, I live in an old hippie town. Back when I had my antique shop, a customer once said "we live north of the makeup line". Thought that was hilarious. So sometimes, I feel embarrassed reading here.
But, ya know what, by some miracle, I have a classically handsome bf. And, he hates---big breasts, makeup, and lingerie. So, I guess there is a lid for every pot. And, I am not a bitch, like Jenbo.
I am behind, again. It’s been a rough week. Can I just say, ShiseidoCottonPad I think every single one of us has at least one of the following:
Goddamn thighs, ample rack, rich ex husband, athletic calves, Pottery Barn everything , 80s porn decor, dirty nasty looking dog, big nose, bushy eyebrows, thinning hair, narcissism, disordered eating, dislike for our kids, lie to people, obsessive exercise, bad fashion taste, shopping addiction, life on the internet, the need for constant head pats, (fuck, I could literally sit here all day)
BUT NONE OF US IS JEN and has ALL of the above. Don’t feel embarrassed, love. We all suck sometimes, but we aren’t Jen, so our crap doesn’t count here.. -
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What mother voluntarily gives up seeing her children for Mother’s Day? If she doesn’t have them next weekend, . -
.What mother voluntarily gives up seeing her children for Mother’s Day? If she doesn’t have them next weekend,
Me.
(But I’ve had over 40 years of raising kids and sometimes a mama just needs a day to herself. The kids still think their best gift to me is to show up and hang around all day until I serve them dinner. Mine are also all over 18.). -
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I want to be clear there is nothing wrong with 50/50 custody. I would LOVE to have that option. I would love to have any option! However, Jen is a stay-at-home mom to children she barely sees. She's more of a stay-at-home bum than a stay-at-home mom. Those kids need Don and I'm glad they have Don. But again, she does nothing. Complains about her life and how exhausting it is when she does less than almost everyone I know. Everyone I know who has 50/50 custody both work. Jen has one job, and she's outsourced it as much as she can. . -
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On Mother's Day last year we got the cleaning-out-the-craptice video, with that shocking image of the empty closet.
Also, she had a meltdown in her IG stories. Here is a screenshot, courtesy of FutureMrs.DonaldK.RossIII
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.What mother voluntarily gives up seeing her children for Mother’s Day? If she doesn’t have them next weekend,
Me.
(But I’ve had over 40 years of raising kids and sometimes a mama just needs a day to herself. The kids still think their best gift to me is to show up and hang around all day until I serve them dinner. Mine are also all over 18.)
That’s a different situation. You’re a mom that needs a break & I 100% get it. I’m really hoping for an undisturbed nap for Mother’s Day. But Jen’s whole life seems like a break.. -
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that screenshot
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.It’s much more important that she curl up with a pint of Oatly in her swivel chair and stair out the window.
don't forget an hour of "being gentle with herself", followed by 2 hours of yoga, followed by an hour "feeing her soul" with a self help book, followed by an hour of crying for the world since she's such an empath, followed by an hour of reading baker posts and possibly bitching about it on IG, maybe check on the kids to make sure they're still breathing and post a picture of her playing for 15 seconds and say how much she loves being a mom, 30 minutes of giving herself grace, 4 hours of peloton bike, then cook chick peas and steal apple oats for dinner(kids get grilled cheese), bike again for an hour to burn calories, have a "sweet treat" and stare out the window again for a few minutes with a cup of tea mixed with filmed oat milk and think about how sad she is and no one understands her, then go to bed cuddle up with Winnie...wait, are the kids still breathing? Eh, who cares? Jen needs some me time! It's so hard being a solo mama!
And thinking of the veterans!.