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    QUOTE (doughy @ 5/22/2021, 11:49 PM) 
    QUOTE (Yetta @ 5/22/2021, 05:37 PM) 
    My take on timeline? I think Don and Ten started dating in June or July. Suz had already told Jen she was welcome to go to Utah, because she wanted the grandkids there and Jen controlled whether they could leave the state with them, since the divorce wasn't final. Don explained to Ten and since it was early in their relationship, she probably thought it was weird, but understood. She probably used that time to binge watch old MHWL videos, LOL Jen knew NOTHING about Tens before going. Nothing. She planned on using her new, improved body to lure Don back to Wonderland. He had his head stuck in his phone texting and calling Tens, when he wasn't playing with the kids. He had NO reaction to her, as evidenced by her vlogs. She tried to seduce him (yuck) and he told her he was seeing someone. She through a fit, Poopsie had enough and shipped her home early. Don was happy to go home early, because he missed Tens. I do not think she came out after Jen & the kids left. Suz had a Raven thing she was broadcasting from out there and Don wasn't there. Jen started eating her feelings when she got back, because he rejected her and it finally sunk in that she wasn't getting her old life back. Don & Tens got serious and he took her, his kids, and her kids out to Utah at Christmas, when Gene disappeared. She knew they were gone and didn't want to answer any questions. She has spiraled downward since then. When RM1 sold, Gene had to get her hoard out of there and was upset, while Don felt free to pop the question to Tens - early March. I don't think Jen even knew when she took her pre-Easter solo trip, but I think the kids told her when she got back. Jen acted nuttier and nuttier after the engagement celebration, leading up to the weird Mother's Day post, the raging Peloton post, the "I wish you love" vague post and her crazy Lee suicide post.

    Do I KNOW that this is what went down? No, but it makes sense and aligns (Jen's word, LOL) with Jen's behavior.

    If I had to put money on this entire scenario being factual and correct, I would.

    God knows he has plenty of cash but do we think Don used part of his proceeds from RM1 to buy Ten's ring? :rubbing-hands-in-excitement-smi

    The only thing left out of this whole scenario, is when Jen found out about them, and sold all the jewelry ( which I think was March), and then, after the engagement, purged all the damn channels. Wiping her hands clean.
     
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    Jen spotted liking @moonomens posts on IG as of 3hrs ago.
     
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    Do you guys really think the seven kids will get to run around the Log Prison screaming and carrying on and yelling "Poopy!"??

    I don't.
    I think Suzanne (the Santa Fearer) will have them all sit quietly, practicing how to say "thank you" when someone tells them they love them. And mini-Suzanne (Grace) will make damn sure they all stay in order.
     
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    I think she's done until after the wedding. It's funny how he gets engaged and now the "haters/bullies" are stopping her from sharing. As usual a Jen problem is blamed on someone else and not her. She's spinning it as quitting as a victim than a spoiled bitter bitch ex wife.

    I think it's hilarious she tried so hard to paint [Don] as an abuser...yet here he is moved on and someone else found him charming enough to marry in a relatively short-ish amount of time. Yet Jen sits in the porn palace alone, dateless, over eating, and over exercising. That's what happens when you are a selfish asshoe. I hope Teets and Homer have a wonderful time with Don/Tens. I hope they feel loved and part of a family. I hope they talk about to Jen non stop.

    Edited by Good Ol’ Suze - 5/22/2021, 03:38 PM
     
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    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 23/5/2021, 00:31) 
    Do you guys really think the seven kids will get to run around the Log Prison screaming and carrying on and yelling "Poopy!"??

    I don't.
    I think Suzanne (the Santa Fearer) will have them all sit quietly, practicing how to say "thank you" when someone tells them they love them. And mini-Suzanne (Grace) will make damn sure they all stay in order.

    Maybe Emily will teach them how to use a glitter pen.
     
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    QUOTE (husbandontherun @ 23/5/2021, 00:34) 
    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 23/5/2021, 00:31) 
    Do you guys really think the seven kids will get to run around the Log Prison screaming and carrying on and yelling "Poopy!"??

    I don't.
    I think Suzanne (the Santa Fearer) will have them all sit quietly, practicing how to say "thank you" when someone tells them they love them. And mini-Suzanne (Grace) will make damn sure they all stay in order.

    Maybe Emily will teach them how to use a glitter pen.

    Everybody working hard on Microsoft Publisher to make a menu for the next wild Ross party that will conclude at 7pm.
     
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    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 23/5/2021, 00:25) 
    There is a table forming of the not quite on board bakers. BackUp is hosting, and there are a few others.

    Nuh, I am not hosting anything. I am a very anti-social person. 🤓🥸
     
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    QUOTE (Gossipy @ 5/22/2021, 10:31 AM) 
    I wonder if Tens followed Jen for awhile? Jen probably thought she was a “fan”. *cackles*

    I also think Tens could have been Princess. The name “princess” being a dig at Jen just like “trophy wife.”

    Didn't Don wear a t-shirt to Disney that had "Princess Protection Agency" or something like that on it?

    I thought it was cute, if it was about CC.
     
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    I really think they will buy a house in Glenview-then they are halfway between Cc & Donnies school and where her oldest 2 goes to school (using her ex's address)
    so its like 10 minutes one way and 10 min the other
    or in Sept, she moves her 2 to Glenview schools, but NOT the Soup Kitchen
     
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 5/23/2021, 12:22 AM) 
    I could probably sit down and share a charcuterie board with HappiestAlone and BackupSize8 .

    I am not suspicious of Karmachicago and am thankful for the receipts she shared... however Tensleigh herself is a yellow flag to me. I really do hope she is a loving, engaged mom, who will embrace Donny and CC and they will be a great mixed family. But when I first read her comments and hashtags on her IG posts my spidey senses went off. Her descriptions of Don were so like Jen's... nice, sweet, oh-so-smart.. just high flattery. ANd then the hashtags.


    Thanks Mods for the break today! I went on a hike and was glad I didn't have 127 pages to catch up on while I was out. You guys work hard...I don't think I ever saw a post that broke the rules so you were quick. Hopefully I haven't said anything wrong.

    I would be cautious, being a newly divorced mother, to introduce my children to another family,.
    Actually, when I divorced, I was too selfish with my children to want to make them go through a shared home, if that makes sense? I didn’t want another family. That is how I felt. I wanted to just be a mom to my own kids.
    So yea, a month after divorce, getting engaged, sends red flags for me as a mother. Not necessarily for Don, because I’m Not sure all men think like women. ( no offense PLEASE!) primal mama bear instincts.
     
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    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 5/22/2021, 06:38 PM) 
    I really think they will buy a house in Glenview-then they are halfway between Cc & Donnies school and where her oldest 2 goes to school (using her ex's address)
    so its like 10 minutes one way and 10 min the other
    or in Sept, she moves her 2 to Glenview schools, but NOT the Soup Kitchen

    It would be interesting to see how they decide to do it, but I doubt we’ll know.
     
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    After putting the kids to bed my husband and I sat on the couch with some pints of local ice cream. (Not B&J) and I updated him on all the drama.
    I love him.
     
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    QUOTE (Lucky_Me @ 23/5/2021, 00:43) 
    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 5/22/2021, 06:38 PM) 
    I really think they will buy a house in Glenview-then they are halfway between Cc & Donnies school and where her oldest 2 goes to school (using her ex's address)
    so its like 10 minutes one way and 10 min the other
    or in Sept, she moves her 2 to Glenview schools, but NOT the Soup Kitchen

    It would be interesting to see how they decide to do it, but I doubt we’ll know.

    I feel like this board will *know*.
     
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    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 5/23/2021, 12:25 AM) 
    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 5/22/2021, 03:22 PM) 
    I could probably sit down and share a charcuterie board with HappiestAlone and BackupSize8 .

    I am not suspicious of Karmachicago and am thankful for the receipts she shared... however Tensleigh herself is a yellow flag to me. I really do hope she is a loving, engaged mom, who will embrace Donny and CC and they will be a great mixed family. But when I first read her comments and hashtags on her IG posts my spidey senses went off. Her descriptions of Don were so like Jen's... nice, sweet, oh-so-smart.. just high flattery. ANd then the hashtags.


    Thanks Mods for the break today! I went on a hike and was glad I didn't have 127 pages to catch up on while I was out. You guys work hard...I don't think I ever saw a post that broke the rules so you were quick. Hopefully I haven't said anything wrong.

    There is a table forming of the not quite on board bakers. BackUp is hosting, and there are a few others.

    LOL... so like hayride and train from pre divorce days we now have #AtTheTable ? :1485540604:

    ALSO... still no rage ride from Jen today? I pretty sure she devoured that entire Phish Food ice cream last night and was expecting a ride and a run...

    Her stating she needed to getaway when her kids are at their Dad's makes so much more sense now. We kinda laughed at that as we've always seen her happiest when she was alone, and took it as a big lie. But, imagine how she must feel on his weekends, her alone in the big grey house while the kids are having fun with the new mixed fam.... I'd probably want to get my mind off it too.
     
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    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 23/5/2021, 00:27) 
    If T started a channel (MyTrophyWifeLife), I want to see when she pans the camera around and catches Don’s face when he realizes he is two for two.

    Please stop😂😂I don’t want to have to bust out my Depends.
     
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