AvoidingLifeBecauseDon’sGettingANewWifeLikeJen Pt 249

Freaking Bitch Idiot!

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    QUOTE (TuesdayErrands @ 5/29/2021, 03:14 PM)
    QUOTE (husbandontherun @ 29/5/2021, 21:54) 
    Give us a topic… 🤷‍♀️

    Demographic survey for the Bakers:
    Who here is living that HousewifeLife? Or are you working from home?

    I'm retired, so I'm living that housewifelife.
     
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    QUOTE (Mysterygal @ 5/29/2021, 01:28 PM) 
    Off topic but I can't believe she brought these to a Christmas party 😂
    She needs to stop serving her baking to people before she kills someone with it. 20210529_132420

    I am going to assume the Ross family developed stealth techniques to deal with Jen’s offerings at family ‘parties’ (AKA getting together with the same stale people regularly).

    The napkin spit and hide

    The let me take my cookie with me because I am so full

    The take it outside, slip it in the planter

    The deep pocket stash maneuver

    The look over there!!
     
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    I bet a lot of people were putting their plate upside down in the “rubbish”
     
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    I'm a psychologist, and feel like I haven't left my home in 1.5 years. Because, mostly, I haven't.

    Not a housewife, but a housepartner (?!) and without offspring by choice. I found Jen when I was looking for videos of people clearing their closets with the Marie Kondo method.

    Came for the Kondo, stayed for the crazy.

    😂😂😂
     
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    Maybe she will send gluten free muffins with the kids to tensleighs house lol
     
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    Does she not feed her kids meat? They always seem like they are starving. I just watched her make a pan full of vegetables and baked sweet potatoes for dinner. That's not enough to fill little kids up.
     
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    QUOTE (Main Course of Choice @ 29/5/2021, 22:42) 
    I'm a psychologist, and feel like I haven't left my home in 1.5 years. Because, mostly, I haven't.

    Not a housewife, but a housepartner (?!) and without offspring by choice. I found Jen when I was looking for videos of people clearing their closets with the Marie Kondo method.

    Came for the Kondo, stayed for the crazy.

    😂😂😂

    I found her during her konmari days too.

    I wfh and it’s sloooooow right now.
     
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    Worse, she gives them protein powder.

    QUOTE (Mysterygal @ 29/5/2021, 22:50) 
    Does she not feed her kids meat? They always seem like they are starving. I just watched her make a pan full of vegetables and baked sweet potatoes for dinner. That's not enough to fill little kids up.
     
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    I have a full time job but worked mostly from home during the pandemic. Now I am back to TWO! days at the office, 3 at home. No kids and living with my partner.

    Regarding sleeping with or without sound, my sleeptime routine of choice is : lights off and a very boring video on youtube. Has to be 15 max 30 min, storytime bullshit and Jen's confessionals or "check in" are working like a charm. I started off all this white noise sleep disscution because I was curious, so felt called to share too. :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic
     
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    QUOTE (Mysterygal @ 29/5/2021, 22:50) 
    Does she not feed her kids meat? They always seem like they are starving. I just watched her make a pan full of vegetables and baked sweet potatoes for dinner. That's not enough to fill little kids up.

    They’re with Don at least 50% of the time so I’m sure they’re getting plenty of meat and “normal” nutritious food prepared by someone who finds pleasure in making tasty food for loved ones. And obviously Tens can cook too. Maybe she’ll start sending the kids home with leftovers to tide them over until the next time they’re with D&T.

    Edited by KayTee - 5/29/2021, 11:03 PM
     
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    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 29/5/2021, 16:57) 
    If this freaking bitch idiot really did get up at 4:30 to exercise just because she has the kids today or this weekend, the least she could do is take them to the library and let them pick out books, puzzles etc to take home. Get out of the house and interact with other people, make some small talk with other parents and kids. I know I'm writing Gene (anti)fanfic here but she does so little for her kids, it's pretty damn pathetic :furious: I'm firmly in the camp of keeping kids off social media (that includes the soup kitchen - I'd be one of the parents apparently in the minority of not signing a media waiver) but she could still do stuff for her kids to actually enrich their lives and not actually show them online.

    I don't know why this bothers me so much but it does. She will forever be selfish and think it's something admirable.

    Im so excited to do this... You rang??
     
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    I work as a sales rep, but worked mostly from home during the pandemic. I felt like I was trying to find things to do, as I could only do so much without doing client in personal calls. I've been married 35 years and I was a SHM until kids were older and in school.

    Like I said earlier, I can sleep anywhere, lean me against a wall. My husband is jealous of my sleeping talent. We have a sleep number bed and one morning I woke up and there air was totally out of my side of the bed. I thought it had gotten a hole in it. He laughed and said that he woke up at 3am and couldn't go back to sleep. He said he let the air out of my side and then filled it up to 100%, then let it out, then filled it up. He said he let it out again and must have fallen back asleep. He said I didn't even stir when he did it and he couldn't believe I didn't roll around or nothing. It's a talent, for sure.
     
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    I found her searching for grooming videos 10 yrs ago lol. I ended up just taking my dog to the groomer 🤣
     
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    I think D & T will be going house shopping soon. A great house in Don's old street just sold and it has enough space for their blended family. That could be another reason why Gene is so mad and still giving us the silent treatment. Tens will be living in her dream house!
     
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    TheBakeryProgressesWhileJenRegresses

    WonderingWhereOhWhereHasMyLittleJenGone
     
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