EvenWhenJenDisappearsOurSnarkPerserveresWithWonder Pt 257

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    Imagine if you will, some random chick looking for a sugar daddy of sorts or simply a nice guy to help her pay for and raise her litter of three. She stumbles upon Jen and realizes the dingbat lives in the same area than her. Finds out about the divorce, discovers the Bakery. Then proceeds to meet DonDonDaddy via Tinder. All she would have to do is read the readily available cliffnotes on the bakery numerous threads and present as the exact opposite of Jen. Don can't believe his own eyes, a woman who shares her Hasbrowns, loves to cook and eat meat, brushes her kids hair, likes to travel to more than three places, peels her own apples and only owns 2 mugs. No sleep dedicated socks, has her own style, goes out with friends and better yet, opens her wonderland, no strings attached. That is a no brainer.
    Poor Don, with an ex wife so readily talked about online, how does he trust anyone now?
     
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    I think she met him previously; perhaps she provided services for a PDQ event. Then they found themselves commiserating over their similar circumstances/divorces. Nature took its course and here we are!
     
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    Tens seems to have her shit together. Three kids, job, and pulled together. No brainer for Don.
     
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    In other news -
    Farmer Jeff and Joe got their marriage license
    they have 30 days to do the deed
    they say it’s going to be a not secret elopement
     
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    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 6/18/2021, 06:11 PM) 
    In other news -
    Farmer Jeff and Joe got their marriage license
    they have 30 days to do the deed
    they say it’s going to be a not secret elopement

    I am going to assume that a planned elopement is the same as a destination wedding, but without guests?

    I guess that avoids a cat fight between the Mrs DKRIIIs.
     
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    Any update on peloton activity?

    She posted about Grandma Betty to get head pats and sympathy. Because she’s an attention whore.

    I’m still interested in those Pottery Barn swivel chairs.

    I don’t miss watching her chew her beverages.

    I do miss CC’s side eye.
     
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    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 19/6/2021, 03:11) 
    In other news -
    Farmer Jeff and Joe got their marriage license
    they have 30 days to do the deed
    they say it’s going to be a not secret elopement

    He posted 7 hours ago and still no like from ms hidingnowonder does she still follow him?
     
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    QUOTE (Chachacha @ 19/6/2021, 00:55) 
    Wow she had such a shit load of stuff in Utah!! Like, piles and piles of stuff! What happened to all these junk?
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AYdwsbPa28U

    So, Don has ZERO space in the dresser, a fraction of closet space and ONE small drawer in the bathroom for his toothbrush/toothpaste??

    Jen says she “didn’t regret any of the things she purged” - that’s because she would just buy them again and more - plus backups. And more backups.

    I want to throat punch her for wearing those teeny tiny pre-teen - make that, toddler-sized, jewelry.

    WTF.
     
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    QUOTE (Bunion of Fury @ 19/6/2021, 03:55) 
    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 19/6/2021, 03:11) 
    In other news -
    Farmer Jeff and Joe got their marriage license
    they have 30 days to do the deed
    they say it’s going to be a not secret elopement

    He posted 7 hours ago and still no like from ms hidingnowonder does she still follow him?

    Yep
     
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    Shocked to see IG post of Grandma Betty had close to 3500 likes. I didn’t think that many people still following her after such an absence. Other than bakers of course.
     
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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 19/6/2021, 03:01) 
    I think she met him previously; perhaps she provided services for a PDQ event. Then they found themselves commiserating over their similar circumstances/divorces. Nature took its course and here we are!

    This. Don being 420 friendly didn’t come out of thin air. Commiserating together, Tens with a “try this, it’ll help.” Wham, Don suddenly discovers the youth he lost to Jen. Maybe Tens told him she’s on Tinder. Maybe Don’s intention was not to randomly hook-up, but to impress Tens. Who knows.
     
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    QUOTE (gardenhoe @ 6/18/2021, 07:15 PM) 
    Shocked to see IG post of Grandma Betty had close to 3500 likes. I didn’t think that many people still following her after such an absence. Other than bakers of course.

    3500 likes = 5000 active subs? I can’t imagine being invested enough to read the death announcement and then not ‘like it’. But I am allowing for people that check in on Jen but really do not like her.
     
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    I think the algorithm pushes things like memorials. Wouldn't that be awkward if it skipped your feed then you asked your friend how Betty's holding up?
     
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    Because my husband has been watching the Olympic channel 24/7 and I’ve seen all kinds of things I had no idea were even Olympic events, what of Jen’s life, habits or personality could win her a gold medal if it was an Olympic event?
     
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    Gold medal for eating a pint of Ben & Jerry’s in 43.5 seconds.
     
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