DonFoundAHottieSoIFledToDottieLikeJen Pt 266

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    My husband slept in a shipping container for a year in Afghanistan. To Jen, it’s a magical getaway. 😂
     
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    My fantasy for Utah is that Jen walks in the log prison and everyone gives her the stink eye and says…

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    QUOTE (gardenhoe @ 7/29/2021, 11:20 PM) 
    My husband slept in a shipping container for a year in Afghanistan. To Jen, it’s a magical getaway. 😂

    Thank you :6792:
     
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    My only fantasy is for Winnie to get a puppy cut at an upscale dog salon at altitude, a normal bowl to drink out of, and to go home with Don and live out her days happily ever after.

    And all the Utah dog bows at least will be thrown into a bonfire along with everything else in the loftice.

    #freeWinnie
     
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    Sigh. I don't follow GD on Twitter, but one of the accounts I do follow retweeted this tweet of hers.

    "I was able to say things that maybe I wouldn't have if I was in a room full of light".

    Yes, and how many women have been ruined by your dark thoughts?

     
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    QUOTE (ooooooolikejen @ 29/7/2021, 22:00) 
    How many times did she gush over something that was "just beautiful"?? Like no one on earth has ever seen a pretty sunset, a lake, rain on a window, campfire until she's shown it.

    Maybe I am just one of those people who has lived my life in a gorgeous rural natural area and I see stuff like that every day.
    I think it's beautiful, too, don't get me wrong...but Jen just acts like she's the only person on earth who appreciates those things.

    Everytime I hear her say how beautiful or magical or special something she sees in nature is, all I think is that she is trying to convince herself. Because I don't think that she is even impressed by those uninspired nature views.

    Edited by CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob - 7/30/2021, 12:03 AM
     
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    My fantasy for Utah is they change the locks
     
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    QUOTE (TrophyWifeLikeTensleigh @ 7/29/2021, 05:13 PM) 
    3 things:
    - She thinks the thing in the water was a “badger”. Someone needs to tell her that her thickness is showing.
    - That god awful dog water bottle. Don’t tell me she hauled that massive thing with her. Also, it’s cruel to Winnie.
    - Pitiful photography. Is it just me or were her drone shots blurry?

    If it's Michigan wouldn't it be a Wolverine :-P

    At least the badger didn't fall through her roof like this: https://www.mlive.com/news/2018/10/badger_...h_michigan.html

    Edited by NotBeforeNoon - 7/29/2021, 06:13 PM
     
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    QUOTE (martiniflightlikedon @ 30/7/2021, 00:02) 
    My fantasy for Utah is they change the locks

    lol Jen with her nose pressed up against the window watching everyone having a great time :lol:
     
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    Jen and the kids walking up to the door and Poopsie only lets the kids in and gives Jen cab fare back to the airport
    :snickering:
     
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    My fantasy for Utah is Don saying “sweetie” or whatever and Jen answering out of reflex but it actually being meant for Tens
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 29/7/2021, 22:49) 
    I want Jen to waltz in and be told that her basement room now belongs to Tens’ kids and she can sleep on a foldaway couch in the loft and use a tiny closet on the opposite side of the house.

    I want the Family to grill HUGE meat dominant meals where every side dish has Kerry Gold Butter and real milk.

    I want her to see how well all the kids get along, inside jokes between Tens and Emily and her to be literally pushed to a corner of the dining room.

    I want PK & The Little One to lavish praise and love on Don & Tens and dote on all the children.

    I want her and Winnie to be literal afterthoughts every single day.

    Not Winnie, just Jen. Winnie is innocent in all this.
     
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    At 5:50, Winnie is walking around. New camping experts should be aware of birds of prey in the woods, and that little dogs should be with you on a leash at all times. But what should I expect from someone who gets all their ideas from people who "do it for the gram".
     
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    Yeah, Jen is gushing over everything so we'll know how full of wonder she is. She is a special free spirit and can see wonder and magic in everything and appreciate it better than anyone else. Except in Venice.
     
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    So sad 😿
    And I wonder what will happen when CC or DKRIV grow up and find her travel photo journal(s) showing all the great times she had without them.
    I love looking at my mum’s old photo albums from pre-me-time but would find it odd if a bunch of them were her off larking about by herself when I was a child.

    QUOTE (IceCreamBinge @ 29/7/2021, 22:46) 
    She doesn’t even pretend to miss her kids anymore. :(
     
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