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Yawn. I'll be in my real, non CGI pool, not giving a fuck about the latest infomercial and her desperately trying to drive home the illusion that she's happier with this new life. . -
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She really had to edit the zen soliloquy quite a bit. I guarantee she babbled to the camera for an hour. . -
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Since she was in Missouri, I wonder if she saw her family at all. . -
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Boring! I don't want to watch anymore--I just want info from Utah.
Nothing from Jeff or the Little One?
Jen is not cute, sexy, adventurous, or fun. She is just a loser.
Large Marge over here
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I don’t know if that welcome basket is up to Jen’s standards, you guys. I think I saw Walmart brand trail mix. Major faux pas….I’m sure poor Jen needed an extra long yoga session to process that. . -
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Looking pretty thick these days. . -
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It's summer, put some fucking shorts on and live a little. . -
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She even eats the same foods every time. Robot Like Jen . -
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Okay….so I know I’m going to come off as jenfending and possibly get a lot of hate, but I actually liked this video for the most part, and think she may actually be finding her new YouTube niche. I think that place was gorgeous, and if it was a few hours away from me…I would totally look it up online and see if it was feasible if I could stay there. And since it is way too far away for me to go for a weekend…I think I’m going to try to find somewhere similar near me I can stay at. (And if there isn’t a place near me like that….perhaps thinking of buying a property and building one. I could stay there frequently throughout the year….and the other times rent it out as an airbnb.) Frankly…perhaps Jen should consider doing the same. I imagine there are some beautiful properties still available between say Chicago and Milwaukee. Then maybe once her kids move out she could just move out there permanently. I don’t see how she can go back to her cold awful generic flip house and not feel depressed after being in that place. She says herself that it felt like warmth and kindness. It’s like the exact opposite of her house. And she could have afforded to have a warm, beautiful house. But she bought the awful place she bought for I don’t know what reason. Because it looked like other YouTube influencers houses? I mean….Yeah…the forest wallpaper was tacky. But that place was beautiful. And the THREE raccoons and a cardinal! I also was glad to see her reading an actual novel instead of Glennon Doyle or some other shitty introspective self-help drivel. Did the place not allow dogs? I was wondering why she didn’t bring Winnie. Also….eat some fricking protein lady! You’d probably look better, feel better, and would probably have an easier time managing your weight. (Not that I think there is anything wrong with her weight….but I think that it is something that she is very concerned about.) . -
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Here are the lyrics to that damned depressing song she chose to use:
Waiting for Love
Candelion
I don't like being on my own
I could use someone to hold
And I've been trying to fill the void
But my bed is getting cold
'Cause I don't have you, I don't have us
At least not anymore
You said you had to go away
Just to figure out who you are
And I'm in this empty house
With your pictures on my wall
But I don't have you, I don't have us
At least not anymore
Now I'm just waiting for love, waiting for love
Try to forget about you makes me restless
I'm waiting for love, waiting for love
I don't know what else I can do, it's hopeless to
Be holding on to you
I guess we forgot about the way
We could sit and talk all night
And we just let the good times pass
And got caught up in our fights
I say I don't mind, but that's a lie
I thought we'd work it out
I've tried to let you go
But memories they tend to stay
Doesn't matter anyway
'Cause it won't be you and me
Now I'm just waiting for love, waiting for love
Try to forget about you makes me restless
I'm waiting for love, waiting for love
I don't know what else I can do, it's hopeless to
Be holding on to you
Now I'm just waiting for love, waiting for love
Try to forget about you makes me restless
I'm waiting for love, waiting for love
I don't know what else I can do, it's hopeless to
Be holding on to you
Hopeless to
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I don’t think it’s that bad either. I didn’t like the infomercial part in the beginning. I never would become a Jen follower based on this, but she’s improving her “style” little by little. Still plenty of cringe though. . -
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She wrote a review so now we can see her Air BnB profile and see where she's been. God she's soooooo boooorrrrrriiinngggg 
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6 minutes in. I hate the music. I don't know anyone that talks like this: "the houses are far and few between atop farms that are nestled in dense forests."
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Let's all say it together now: HER WHOLE LIFE IS A VACATION!
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Can't she mix it up? Post her summer favourites, what I've been buying, a small house project. This shit is boring!.
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