InAScrambleOverAnOldHandleLikeJen Pt 268

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    She spent the majority of the video waxing on about the place like she built and owned it. STFU about your weary soul. She said that twice. Weary from what? Vacationing on someone else's dime?

    Of course this was her most relaxing adventure to date. Not a coincidence that it was also the most luxurious :lol: Are we done with camping in dirty vans and cars?

    She went on about the lack of cell signal and having to disconnect. Except she didn't, did she. She yammered on into the camera the whole time with the goal being to "share" it later. She even admitted that was the icing on the cake for her. Sharing aka showing off.

    The lyrics! Either her song choice is deliberate or this bitch has ZERO self-awareness. I'm actually betting on the latter.

    Once again, we see her giant ass breakfast bowl and some veggies/chips with dip. Works out 3 hours daily. Looks like that. 1 + 1 is just not equalling TWO! Jen.

    It is a very pretty place though! The forest/setting is just that...a forest. But the actual accommodations get a thumbs up from me.

    Edited by fiercelyprivate - 11/8/2021, 11:12
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 11/8/2021, 16:40) 
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    Definitely still eating her feelings if she still has that caboose and her GD thighs with 3 hours of daily exercise.

    Her 'athletic calves' have taken over her whole body, like invasion of the body snatchers.
     
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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 11/8/2021, 17:10) 
    What does “watching the wildlife contend with the bird feeder” mean?
    Also…I use bathtubs in nice hotels…but I always wash them first.
    And I didn’t listen to the song at all….but those lyrics…..that’s really sad :(

    Sounds like the raccoons and squirrels helped themselves as well.

    I hate to tell her this, but they do this at home too.
     
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    QUOTE (Seasonal Stuffed Friends @ 8/11/2021, 05:01 PM) 
    She's stayed at these two in July.
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    The Bakery Sleuths never rest.

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    Judging from the phase of the moon she was there within the last two weeks of July.
     
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    Jen talking about no schedules as a divorced no job part time mom was hilarious.

    But I really think the song lyrics are intentional. It’s her admitting she’s still struggling with the divorce (especially since she was quickly replaced) without having to say it to us.

    I guarantee there’s hours of footage on her vlogging camera if her crying and complaining about it but she’s FINALLY self aware enough not to share it.

    QUOTE (Connect To Dons Money Like Jen @ 11/8/2021, 17:14) 
    Judging from the phase of the moon she was there within the last two weeks of July.

    She has in the description box that it was June 2021 (so I’m assuming end of June, after the MI trip).
     
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    Why is she always bleating about relaxing? What do you need to relax from, Jen? You're rid of your husband who caged you, you don't have a job, you live by yourself, you don't have your kids full time. I've never seen someone with so few responsibilities need to relax so much. Try making your cold giant house a little more warm and inviting and you might be able to relax there, too.

    I will say that I'm glad she seems to have ditched the idea of roughing it when she's camping. We all know she hated that no matter what she said.
     
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    Jen 1.0, before kids and before divorce, was at her best when she was pretentiously splashing out Don’s money on various things, and then reviewing them.

    This is almost a return to that Jen. But instead of buying things, she is buying experiences.

    She is still ridiculously full of herself, but the flowery language makes Jen feel she is an auteur, directing the film of her magical awakenings. 🤢

    However, this is a really crowded field, and other than snark viewers and devoted Paulas, how many people would seek out this woman’s views on glamper lodges?

    Edited by Good Ol’ Suze - 8/11/2021, 08:20 AM
     
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    Moral of the story--Jen spends $500-1,000 every second weekend to avoid people and making friends.
     
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    She is looking pretty rough.
     
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    I think we might see a car camp again in the fall when it cools off.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 8/11/2021, 08:20 AM) 
    I think we might see a car camp again in the fall when it cools off.

    NOOOOOOOOOO

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    QUOTE (OstracizedLikeJen @ 11/8/2021, 17:09) 
    Everything she does has the potential to be decent, but her boring ass turns it into a festering bag of dicks.

    If you’re going to stay in the treehouse the entire time, at least cook yourself a luxurious meal and show it to us. Splurge on a bottle of impressive wine and create an insanely involved relaxation retreat. Do SOMETHING.

    That place was beautiful, but YouTubers like Jen need to sprinkle in some teeeeeeeny bits of aspirational/luxurious/unattainable content in their videos. The treehouse itself is not enough to make me want to consume her content. Watching her eat celery and guacamole and pouring Whole Foods bath salts into a tub is not riveting content.
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    DIY GlamperLikeJen Accessories

    Drone
    Portable Photo Printer
    Several Travel Journals (but don’t write in them until you get home! Photos only)
    Homemade guacamolay with veggie dippers (hide the Costco sized bag of tortilla chips off camera)
    Lemon Squeezer
    Garlic Press
    Jumbo bag of Epsom Salts (must be from Whole Foods)
    Good chocolate and vegan marshmallows (note: do not film yourself eating the whole bin of 99% s’mores provided by cabin).
    Granola and berries (again, must be organic and from Whole Foods)
    Yoga mat (and a backup)
    Tarot cards
    Mood crystals
     
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    Ugh the way she tip toes her fingers out on the yoga mat...so much cringe.
     
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