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    QUOTE (ComfortablyNumb @ 8/12/2021, 09:25 AM) 
    QUOTE (VirutalHug @ 12/8/2021, 14:35) 
    I'm curious to know how much do a couple of nights cost.

    At least $600-$1,000 for two days. There are extra costs with Airbnb’s and VRBOs not in the nighty rate. We used to do it a lot. Here is a house in the woods and another one over the water (grandfathered in). They were fun because I went with my loved ones. The memories were the magic. Jen practically was organismic over the effing sink in the tree house. Her priorities are still showing off. It’s not about the sink or the cabinets.

    Right--I've stayed in all kinds of condos, AirBnBs, cabins, etc. Those places are for having the space to bring your family, and enjoy each other's company, or maybe you want some privacy that the setting will give you. But the decor isn't important.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 12/8/2021, 15:30) 
    It’s probably something Glennon has said. She doesn’t have an original thought anywhere in her tiny pea brain.

    Yup. Right as GD was jumping off the Real D Train.
     
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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 12/8/2021, 15:34) 
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    It’s probably something Glennon has said. She doesn’t have an original thought anywhere in her tiny pea brain.

    Yup. Right as GD was jumping off the Real D Train.

    Because I think Jen is Asexual, I don’t think it would occur to her that Glennon coming out would be the catalyst for that statement. I think Jen would consider it an empowerment statement, not sexual.
     
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 12/8/2021, 15:30) 
    QUOTE (KayTee @ 12/8/2021, 15:29) 
    Not even Poopsie?

    Aww…sad

    I like how she she says she misses “no man” as if there have been any others besides Don for 20 years.

    I’m thinking she’s ready to jump off the Real D Train.

    She's setting herself up to be single for life.

    I think Jen will remarry. I am torn as whether I think she’ll marry an older rich guy who wants to travel but gives Jen tons of alone time because he’s got his own life and hobbies - or - if she will go for the anti-Don and marry a hippie and be divorced in 2-3 years.


    Honestly the part of her life that would crush me is not having friends. True friends.
     
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    JustMissingMyManLikeJen because we know she's actually feeling the opposite of everything she says.
     
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    QUOTE (ColaceUserAnonymous @ 8/11/2021, 11:13 PM) 
    "I miss no man"

    Did she finally find her vibrator of choice?

    I thought she liked the real D :hearty-laugh:
     
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    How is she ever going to meet someone to date, much less marry?

    She travels alone to isolated places. She doesn’t interact with anyone at the kids’ school. She doesn’t have friends to introduce her to anyone. She doesn’t have friends to go out with socially to meet someone herself. She’s too lazy to fill out a detailed dating profile. If she did, she’d never follow up on a message.

    So unless her parents somehow find her a guy, she’s never meeting anyone.
     
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    Nomad Jen Misses No Man, Like Jen

    If I had to bet, I would say she didn't have the kids with her in the Ozarks. She did the treehouse thing in late June. My guess is she went from the treehouse thing to Scott's house and then on to the Ozarks. her parents probably came down, too. I can't see her driving from Missouri back to Chicago and turning around a few days later and driving back to Missouri. The kids were probably with Don.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 8/12/2021, 09:45 AM) 
    How is she ever going to meet someone to date, much less marry?

    She travels alone to isolated places. She doesn’t interact with anyone at the kids’ school. She doesn’t have friends to introduce her to anyone. She doesn’t have friends to go out with socially to meet someone herself. She’s too lazy to fill out a detailed dating profile. If she did, she’d never follow up on a message.

    So unless her parents somehow find her a guy, she’s never meeting anyone.

    www.vidaselect.com/millionaire-matchmaker-chicago/

    Of course she'll need a new wardrobe, wig and whatever type of meds will fix that personality of hers.
     
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    Bangle Bitch Ok, so maybe I didn’t think that part all the way through!

    :embarrassed-smile-smiley-emotic

    QUOTE (BerthaGene @ 12/8/2021, 15:48) 
    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 8/12/2021, 09:45 AM) 
    How is she ever going to meet someone to date, much less marry?

    She travels alone to isolated places. She doesn’t interact with anyone at the kids’ school. She doesn’t have friends to introduce her to anyone. She doesn’t have friends to go out with socially to meet someone herself. She’s too lazy to fill out a detailed dating profile. If she did, she’d never follow up on a message.

    So unless her parents somehow find her a guy, she’s never meeting anyone.

    www.vidaselect.com/millionaire-matchmaker-chicago/

    Of course she'll need a new wardrobe, wig and whatever type of meds will fix that personality of hers.

    Ooh this one is perfect for Art History major Jen. All she needs is a rich guy with a bunion fetish.

    SEI Club is based in New York, but has offices in Chicago.

    More than just a millionaire matchmaking service, they can also put you connect you with movers and shakers in the finance and high-end art world.
     
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    SEI Club prices start at $3,000 and ranges up to a cool $1,000,000.

    IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS I WOULDN'T NEED TO TROLL FOR MILLIONAIRE REAL D, NOW WOULD I?

    This other one would be perfect for Jen. Just sit back and let all those millionaires come to you.

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    As a Passive Member, your profile will be included in the database. You’ll be matched with paying members if you meet their criteria. Joining as a Passive Member is free, but there’s no active search being done on your behalf.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 8/12/2021, 08:45 AM) 
    How is she ever going to meet someone to date, much less marry?

    She travels alone to isolated places. She doesn’t interact with anyone at the kids’ school. She doesn’t have friends to introduce her to anyone. She doesn’t have friends to go out with socially to meet someone herself. She’s too lazy to fill out a detailed dating profile. If she did, she’d never follow up on a message.

    So unless her parents somehow find her a guy, she’s never meeting anyone.

    This is a great point that I hadn't considered but is SO TRUE. She's seriously useless. She will never meet anyone.
     
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    Every video Jen releases is another nail in her dating life coffin.

    In the unlikely event that she meets someone who is vaguely interested in her based on her looks, a simple Google search will ensure that he goes running for the hills.
     
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    QUOTE (BerthaGene @ 12/8/2021, 15:55) 
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    SEI Club prices start at $3,000 and ranges up to a cool $1,000,000.

    IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS I WOULDN'T NEED TO TROLL FOR MILLIONAIRE REAL D, NOW WOULD I?

    This other one would be perfect for Jen. Just sit back and let all those millionaires come to you.

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    As a Passive Member, your profile will be included in the database. You’ll be matched with paying members if you meet their criteria. Joining as a Passive Member is free, but there’s no active search being done on your behalf.

    She’s not young enough or pretty enough to be a passive member.

    She really needs to join a hiking club or something like that.

    Ok…work time. Have. Good day Bakers!!
     
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    All of Jen’s dating “experience” comes from High School. She had 2 long term relationships and she married one of them.

    She has no clue how to act in modern times even as a regular person. She’s a socially awkward hermit. Do you really think she’ll figure out modern dating?
     
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