InAScrambleOverAnOldHandleLikeJen Pt 268

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    "I miss no man."
    She sounds like Orson Welles doing his Paul Masson commercials.

    ("We will sell no wine before its time.")
     
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    Can you imagine how much more socially awkward she's gotten since the pandemic began? That's when she started getting lots of heat online, too, so she had no safe space or people to talk to. I bet she's like a terrified, trembling chihuahua scooting around Whole Foods once a week
     
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    Exactly. Dancing in her bathroom while wearing dresses last summer was for her viewers (and perhaps Tensleigh). I guarantee she never once went out looking like that.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 8/12/2021, 09:24 AM) 
    Exactly. Dancing in her bathroom while wearing dresses last summer was for her viewers (and perhaps Tensleigh). I guarantee she never once went out looking like that.

    Don't you remember when she was sitting in the grass by Target in that dress?
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 12/8/2021, 16:16) 
    I bet she's like a terrified, trembling chihuahua scooting around Whole Foods once a week

    literally lol'd at this :lol:
     
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    QUOTE (Traps Queen @ 12/8/2021, 05:35) 
    FakeEmpoweredFilmingMyselfInTheShowerLikeJen

    Can you imagine how alive Don’s house is and Jen is still filming herself in sad seclusion? I know she’s jealous. I hope you guys are right about the anti depressants. Home girl needs real doctor help.

    Yes, the Real D she is after should be help from a Real Doctor, and not her Chinese Witch Doctor with the shag carpet herbs.
     
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    LOL how times have changed.

    Jen puts up a video and it doesn't even take up a whole thread. Tens changes her profile pic, and two new threads explode :hearty-laugh:

    YOU'RE BORING, JEN!


    ETA: She must be holding comments for moderation. I see a bunch get posted at the same time, then crickets for an hour or two.
    She REALLY should re-consider social media if she's so thin-skinned. Or just disable comments if you can't handle it. I'm sure she'll let one or two "mean" ones through that fit her agenda. Either for her to be able to respond to or to have her Jenions pile on. ***eye roll***

    Edited by Littlegarose - 8/12/2021, 04:50 PM
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 12/8/2021, 15:45) 
    How is she ever going to meet someone to date, much less marry?

    She travels alone to isolated places. She doesn’t interact with anyone at the kids’ school. She doesn’t have friends to introduce her to anyone. She doesn’t have friends to go out with socially to meet someone herself. She’s too lazy to fill out a detailed dating profile. If she did, she’d never follow up on a message.

    So unless her parents somehow find her a guy, she’s never meeting anyone.

    She mentioned using a matchmaker at some point. That’s something she can “buy” so it’s right up her alley. But subsequent relationships are destined to fail if you don’t admit the role you played in the downfall of prior relationships, and work to change your own behavior. And Jen has, as yet, shown zero capacity to truly admit any fault whatsoever for anything. At best she talks about personal growth but for her it’s just using flowery words, and just saying the words means zilch.
     
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    Jen showed us her how to orgasm book when she was interested in dating. She said she wished she read it 20 years ago. This is after 17 years of marriage. That tells me all I need to know. Her sex life sucked, she can’t miss what she never had.
     
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    Not at all staged…

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    QUOTE (gardenhoe @ 8/12/2021, 01:51 AM) 
    Jens new business model is brilliant. Spend 10x on reservations & gas compared to what she makes from YouTube views. 😂

    It's ok cause it's all from Don's money :D
     
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    Wow- she is admitting this is the DARKEST of times

    Damn girl- you really screwed up your life
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    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 8/12/2021, 04:55 PM) 
    Wow- she is admitting this is the DARKEST of times

    Damn girl- you really screwed up your life

    It's a Harry Potter quote LOL
     
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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 12/8/2021, 14:41) 
    QUOTE (VirutalHug @ 12/8/2021, 14:35) 
    I'm curious to know how much do a couple of nights cost.

    And, why does she need to relax? from what? she can do the same thing at home every single day.
    If she wants to reconnect, she just simply needs to drop her phone in plane mode and keep the TV turned off for 2 days.

    Tree House is $265 a night (not available through November - didn’t look beyond that), plus gas (~$125) and food. Someone else pegged these trips at $500-1000 each and I think that seems right.

    ETA: She’s not “relaxing” - she’s restoring her soul and healing her inner trauma. 🙄
    She’s trying to run from herself. It’s good to have money.

    It's like she puts herself into a time out, so she can sit alone and reflect on what she did wrong that screwed up her entire life plus her big wady jobby. Now she has no jobby and trying to find a hobby that pays as well as big daddy Don
     
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    Jen’s foot stomping declaration of missing ‘no man’ is her preemptive strike because she is never, ever going to find another Sweet Boy. But since she is mentally and emotionally immature it is extremely important to her to be ‘in charge’.

    She is such a sad sack.
     
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