Motherhood'sGreatWhenTheKidsAreOutOfStateLikeJen Pt. 269

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    I am in total denial she would go that far on her own. Is there no way Peloton could be glitching or some other explanation?
     
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    Now all I can picture is Jen screaming out the words to “Into the Unknown” and pretending she is Elsa in Norway.
    And then she will be a bitch about it the next time she is in Epcot, just like she was about Italy. “ it’s not as great when you’ve seen the real thing”.
     
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    What are the chances she still remembers some French?
     
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    QUOTE (Snarkattack @ 8/13/2021, 07:47 PM) 
    I am in total denial she would go that far on her own. Is there no way Peloton could be glitching or some other explanation?

    It feels way more likely she is prancing around Epcot than actually in Europe. But I was completely flabbergasted she went on the ex family trip to Utah last year. So, if nothing else, Jen brings the inconceivable to life.

    Pelatonians…can the clock be futzed with?
     
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 8/13/2021, 10:11 PM) 
    England/Wales/Scotland?

    She is slowly pushing her comfort zone. She'll be in an english speaking country for her first trip, maybe.

    I found a bottle of limoncello in my freezer! So maybe Italy. Give me 20 mins of the limoncello. I will no longer be pissed and will have located her in Thailand.

    Almost everyone in Norway speaks English.

    QUOTE (FutureMrs.DonaldK.RossIII @ 8/13/2021, 10:50 PM) 
    What are the chances she still remembers some French?

    zéro pour cent
     
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    So Bangle Jr and his friends went to try Superdawg tonight (the place from Jen’s infamous hot dog Vlog we recently discussed).

    They gave it 2 out 5 stars and called it completely overrated and wished they went to Gene & Jude’s instead.

    (When my real life intersects my snark life!)
     
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    You can manually change your time zone on the bike but your time zone on the app is linked to whatever device you’re using’s IP address… so, can you mess around with VPN and what not to change your IP’s time zone? 🤷🏻‍♀️

    But Occam’s razor and all that.
     
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    Maybe Jen was using a VPN to lurk the bakery on her iPad and forgot to turn it off before staring her sleep meditation.

    :snickering:
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 14/8/2021, 00:46) 
    I really want to see a Wegman’s and HEB some day. I also wish we had Publix up here.

    We have mostly Publix and Harris Teeter where I am. I prefer Harris Teeter. We have a WF and a TJ but they are both about a half hour from me.
     
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    The way she was on about calling the dump campgrounds magical and using Harry Potter theme music, maybe she is going to visit Alnwick Castle and other Harry Potter related places in UK. Her way of hinting about her "big trip"
     
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    so americans tell me - does jen need to quarantine when she gets home or not because she's double vaxxed? i don't believe canadians need to quarantine when coming home anymore. if she's gone, i can see her just going right back to the custody schedule.

    anyone up for talking about canadian grocery chains? bueller?
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 8/14/2021, 02:48 AM) 
    We already established it’s not Iceland because at the time north shore posted it, it wasn’t yet midnight in Iceland.

    My money is on Norway.

    Please do not be Norway. No one in Norway wants that thing here.

    QUOTE (SteamingPileOfClaundry @ 8/14/2021, 03:38 AM) 
    When you have the whole of the United States to explore why would you fly to the other side of the world in a pandemic.
    It’s not like she is going to appreciate the culture or the food.

    Northern Europe is beautiful (I live in a pretty beautiful part of it myself) but the states are so varied. She could eat dips and pretend to find her bliss in 20 different landscapes without international travel.

    I think all of this travel is because she needs to feel like she doing something better than Don. Spend the money on actual therapy Jen!

    Europe is way more beautiful, but her flying during a pandemic is so stupid.
     
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    QUOTE (TWO!!! @ 14/8/2021, 06:02) 
    The way she was on about calling the dump campgrounds magical and using Harry Potter theme music, maybe she is going to visit Alnwick Castle and other Harry Potter related places in UK. Her way of hinting about her "big trip"

    Don't forget the Harry Potter quote tshirt to yoga in.
     
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    So she is going to show us the inside of where she slept and hid in her room in Europe. How exciting. I can go to IKEA for that. Just kidding.

    A USA friend recently visited Iceland. He was kind enough to share much of the many guided tours he took of beautiful outdoor places.

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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 8/13/2021, 09:57 PM) 
    I hope she gets stuck wherever she is

    close the borders :cheering-clapping-smiley-emotic

    I'm thinking this is exactly what she wants.

    A life as far away from her motherly responsibilities as possible.

    I feel she's traveling so much so everyone can see how "over" her marriage she is and how it was the best decision ever, how "free" she is to do what she's "always wanted", 'cause you know, she misses NO MAN. 🙄 She can't just sit around the house anymore 'cause people will question her claims of being "caged" in the marriage. She really dug herself a huge hole...

    I blame the llamas. This all started with her trips to those damned conferences.
     
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