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    I'm SO late to the J&J game and decided to do a deep dive because you know, I like to stay informed about important stuff.
    I still have two questions though-

    1. Where did Jeff get the money? It can't be from vocal coaching in Utah, can it?
    2. How exactly does one 'curate' a cake? I mean, I've baked cakes and I've bought cakes and I've placed cakes on tables. Am I a cake curator too? :dunno:

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    QUOTE (Whodunnit @ 8/15/2021, 08:19 AM) 
    Is it just me or do the balloons look like a big penis and a little penis?

    Well, now I can’t unsee that 🤨
     
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    The charcuterie board looks rich and delicious. The green beans look raw and dry to me? (Colour and texture) maybe it's a thing to clean the palate?

    I also agree to the baker who said that the R fam it's so friendly and welcoming with T in such a short amount of time. So weird after having Jen around for so many years. Or maybe it's because of that. They welcomed the change with open arms, T appears to be so better in so many areas.

    I must say good for Don, T can cook and bake: they must really enjoy their time together.

    No *wonder* Jen is livid!

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    The balloons look hideous. I've always thought they are horrible decorations. Balloon arches of any kind just look like an array of ugly inflated colourful condoms. Matt balloons as well - who thought that was a good idea? The only balloons that can look vaguely acceptable are a small colourful bunch like this:

     
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    He curated a trust fund
     
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    www.bonappetit.com/story/smashed-green-beans

    It's a thing apparently
     
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    I am positive neither PK nor spouse paid a penny towards this celebration. Either the senior McLeans, or perhaps the benevolent senior Rosses footed the bill. Those two are grifters.
     
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    Will Jen curate a cake now? :mocking_smiley_emoticon:
     
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    “Curated” is pretentious pretender lingo.

    I do like the cake stand though.
     
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    As far as the Rosses welcoming Jen2.0 with open arms…I totally get that.

    Jen was painful to be around, plus, I think Suze sets the tone and all she cares about is her little boy’s happiness.

    When this marriage goes in the pooper, and Don is bringing around Jen3.0, and there are more kids, plus all the other one’s on the wallet train, I think Poopsie might be steamed, but Suze will be there to pat his arm and resupply his martini.
     
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    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 15/8/2021, 17:38) 
    I am positive neither PK nor spouse paid a penny towards this celebration. Either the senior McLeans, or perhaps the benevolent senior Rosses footed the bill. Those two are grifters.

    It was a (wedding) gift for the grifters
     
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    QUOTE (SelfCare @ 15/8/2021, 17:39) 
    Will Jen curate a cake now? :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    Jen has yet to recover from curating her life - from one of family oriented luxury with no questions asked to one of intentionally sleeping in her mini-van and being stripped of her Melissa honorarium.
     
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    Ok, I'm going to throw out my theory on the presence of green beans.

    A Jen classic being represented..."What do we call these?"
     
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    Could they be dried green beans? They don't really look it but I've seen such a thing, along with dried brocolli, etc.

    I am also disappointed there weren't more pics or video of others. But TLO or PK did say in one of their story clips "celebrating weddings' although it was clearly just their's. Maybe next Saturday they will throw a party for the Rosses2.0? One can hope.

    I wonder if Emily was friends with Tens and that is how Don met. She did post a pic of her and Emily, excited about having her as a sister after what we thought was the engagement bash. They seemed friendly then and Emily had a great smile plastered on. I suppose we will never know but I keep wondering.
     
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    The extended Ross fam's warm embrace of Wife2 says a lot about their dislike of Wife1. It means their dislike of Wife1 is much greater than the awkwardness inspired by Wife2's dressing like a cheap, tacky whore. That says a lot.

    Yeah, not sure jamming flowers into a cake on a diagonal counts as "curating" anything, but I'm here for it! Looking forward to more hilarious stories from the newlyweds today! Maybe they are actually #teamjen and are purposely posting stories with subtle digs at Wife2's struggle-catering.
     
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