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    The Clueless Consumer Reports Division has issued a statement:

    My Smeg toaster and milk frother are working up to standard. The bread is toasted, the milk is frothed.

    P.S. They are white and look nice amidst all the stainless steel and dark granite in the kitchen.

     
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    TLO looks like the dollar tree version of Jay Manuel
     
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    I'm such a middle class, midwest redneck hick, that I have never heard of Smeg. Too close to the word smegma for me! :mocking_smiley_emoticon:
     
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    QUOTE (BinThereRebrandedThat @ 16/8/2021, 17:27) 
    TLO looks like the dollar tree version of Jay Manuel

    :hearty-laugh:

    He’s what you get when you order queer eye from Wish.
     
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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 16/8/2021, 17:04) 
    Am I the only one who gives zero fucks about Jeff and everything to do with his life? Anyone? lol

    I am only following for glances of the Ross clan
    And he DID deliver with CC’s pic
    Because I think Jen will never show them again
     
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    I kind of enjoyed Jeff, sometimes, before the Oliver crap went down.
     
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    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 16/8/2021, 17:18) 
    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 8/16/2021, 08:04 AM) 
    Am I the only one who gives zero fucks about Jeff and everything to do with his life? Anyone? lol

    They have ONE JOB, and that is a side door into the Ross shenanigans. Without that they are just a man who murders animals for his own convenience and the dude who is using him for a boost to his never gonna happen career.

    And a public social media account.
     
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    I was perplexed about the green beans! Are they cooked? Are they raw? Are they decorations? Do you eat them cold?

    👀👀👀

    Here in Maine, those would be *Dilly Beans*. They're pickled and people love them!
     
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 8/16/2021, 10:28 AM) 
    I'm such a middle class, midwest redneck hick, that I have never heard of Smeg. Too close to the word smegma for me! :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    I will confess to being a sucker for Williams-Sonoma! :(

    And yes, that company needs to spend some time with a medical dictionary!


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    I was in a spiral of depression and anxiety for the last few days, so I wasn't able to fully process anything going on at the bakery. I liked a few posts, but that was all I had the mental wherewithal for...

    Personally, I don't care for charcuterie... I actually don't eat meat (or cheese, really), so the whole thing - it's completely lost to me. But, T's board looked like a mess. Very cramped. But, I also acknowledge that I just don't care for that type of presentation. If TLO and PK were excited/happy, great. The cake looked lovely to me. Very classy.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 16/8/2021, 16:26) 
    Robot Jen saw what Suze & crew liked at their "parties" and then repeated it practically monthly for 12 years. Can you imagine how bored of that shit you would become?? She cannot deviate from anything. Just because you like to eat canned soup and hummus every single day for lunch doesn't mean that others appreciate the lack of options, Jen. She even forced grilled cheese sammies on CC every single day

    I am convinced she can’t figure out how to do something different.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 16/8/2021, 16:26) 
    Robot Jen saw what Suze & crew liked at their "parties" and then repeated it practically monthly for 12 years. Can you imagine how bored of that shit you would become?? She cannot deviate from anything. Just because you like to eat canned soup and hummus every single day for lunch doesn't mean that others appreciate the lack of options, Jen. She even forced grilled cheese sammies on CC every single day

    Then had the nerve to call CC a picky eater.
     
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    I don't give af about Jeff either I skip posts about him. Idk I did like when he gave Jen a reading lmao
     
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    QUOTE (HorrorQueen @ 16/8/2021, 17:42) 
    I was in a spiral of depression and anxiety for the last few days, so I wasn't able to fully process anything going on at the bakery. I liked a few posts, but that was all I had the mental wherewithal for...

    Personally, I don't care for charcuterie... I actually don't eat meat (or cheese, really), so the whole thing - it's completely lost to me. But, T's board looked like a mess. Very cramped. But, I also acknowledge that I just don't care for that type of presentation. If TLO and PK were excited/happy, great. The cake looked lovely to me. Very classy.

    Feel Better. And stay here and post your brains out. Or pm me if you want to.
    We Are here for you.
     
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    QUOTE (JENSEYEBROW @ 16/8/2021, 17:53) 
    I don't give af about Jeff either I skip posts about him. Idk I did like when he gave Jen a reading lmao

    Yes!! Exactly the same. Only valuable/interesting contribution was the tarot card reading. Haven’t given a fuck since.
     
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