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    I think musician Jen and beer lover Jen were both personas influenced by prospective real D she was trying to impress. Obviously her attempts didn't work so we are no longer subjected to her cringefest drunk concerts.
     
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    Yeah Jen come on I'm ready to WERQ it!
     
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    Prospective real D? From where?
     
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 8/17/2021, 11:12 PM) 
    Prospective real D? From where?

    Much like milk - Jen might be shocked to find out where "real D" comes from ...
     
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    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 17/8/2021, 22:50) 
    I would love to know what poor sap caught her attention during the short-lived craft beer phase. That was a hoot.

    I remember when she posted about trying the new Nitro coffee at Starbucks and compared it to beer saying something like it was a beerified coffee. I was like, what?! It's NOTHING like beer!! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣🤣 I'm sure she felt real hip and in the know. 🙄🙄 Thank God that didn't last, I don't think I can stand to hear her talk about Hops 🙄

    She must be really attracted to some modern hippy millennial right now and that's why she's all up in this van life and tree house BS. This could explain why she's not dressing "cute and pretty" anymore.

    She needs to gain a sense of self.

    Omg @Jill2Dot0 that is hilarious!!

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 :hearty-laugh:

    QUOTE (Jill2dot0 @ 17/8/2021, 23:16) 
    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 8/17/2021, 11:12 PM) 
    Prospective real D? From where?

    Much like milk - Jen might be shocked to find out where "real D" comes from ...


    Edited by Chismosa731 - 8/17/2021, 11:27 PM
     
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 17/8/2021, 23:12) 
    Prospective real D? From where?

    I suspect she had a really brief period of trying to meet someone online. I'm sure it was eye opening. 😂
     
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    Turns out “Fan Jr.” is a healthy baby girl! We are so excited. Thnx for all the good vibes, Bakers. 😘😘😘

    Incidentally, Mr. Fan and I are NOT disappointed that Fan Jr. isn’t a boy, unlike some.
     
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    QUOTE (Suzanne’sBiggestFan @ 8/17/2021, 05:24 PM) 
    Turns out “Fan Jr.” is a healthy baby girl! We are so excited. Thnx for all the good vibes, Bakers. 😘😘😘

    Incidentally, Mr. Fan and I are NOT disappointed that Fan Jr. isn’t a boy, unlike some.

    Congrats & hugs to you and Mr. Fan! Wishing you much joy!
     
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    Congratulations!!!🎉🎉🎀

    QUOTE (Suzanne’sBiggestFan @ 17/8/2021, 23:24) 
    Turns out “Fan Jr.” is a healthy baby girl! We are so excited. Thnx for all the good vibes, Bakers. 😘😘😘

    Incidentally, Mr. Fan and I are NOT disappointed that Fan Jr. isn’t a boy, unlike some.
     
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    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 17/8/2021, 05:48) 
    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 8/16/2021, 08:32 PM) 
    Apparently I’m all alone on the train of:

    -Jen has the same custody arrangement but isn’t showing the kids because she doesn’t want to show how boring and lonely her life is in comparison to her ex’s, and Don would never pay her off more than the child support she’d get for more responsibility in addition to the three new kids he suddenly has

    -Don and Darrin met on a dating site and she’s playing nice with Emily because that’s what you do, but she’d never be friends with Tim Allen’s #1 fan if they weren’t related by marriage.

    Plus you can’t manipulate and take things out on your ex through your kids if you don’t have your kids.

    I am on this same train. Meet you in the bar car!

    Scootch over…
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    QUOTE (Snark Week @ 17/8/2021, 17:09) 
    QUOTE (Let'sGetCracking @ 8/17/2021, 09:23 AM) 
    She’s down to 60.7k followers on Instagram now. Any guesses on when it will hit 59? I say 2 months

    I wonder what her actual engagement is though. Like most people, I basically just watched IG for stories now, I barely scroll the grid. And if you stop watching someone's stories or flip through them fast the algorithm will shove them to the bottom of your list so you basically never see them pop up unless they happen to post a grid pic. Therefore it is super easy to unfollow someone without actually unfollowing them because their content just won't show up anymore.

    Not good for her amount of followers 5.15%
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    Can I just say that I'm happy Don and his children get to enjoy REAL food again. I wouldn't be surprised if he decided he wanted to marry Tens after she cooked him a dinner. Lol
     
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    She is definitely overseas. I am in Eastern time and it is 6 pm. She has a sleep meditation today at 10:11 pm her time.
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    I hope she's having a terrible time.
     
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    QUOTE (Urbane Bronze @ 18/8/2021, 00:00) 
    She is definitely overseas. I am in Eastern time and it is 6 pm. She has a sleep meditation today at 10:11 pm her time.

    She has it scheduled or it already happened??

    Who does sleep meditation on vacation????
     
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