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    Good Ol’ Suze that was beautiful!

    clap-clapping

    Meanwhile, Jen be like:

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    Edited by BespokePoopShovel - 8/18/2021, 01:43 PM
     
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    Great recap Good Ol’ Suze

    Since we’re on recap, I hope BackupSize8 and husband is having a great time on their honeymoon.
     
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    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 8/18/2021, 02:17 PM) 
    By popular demand…okay, ONE person mentioned it…I have compiled a summary of this thread. YGSM, this is not as easy as it looked!

    Thread #270, through my lens!!
    SPOILER (click to view)
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    Still digesting the charcuterie board from last thread

    Curate has been added to the Bakery lexicon

    How long will the Ross2.0 marriage endure?

    Balloon decor gets a thumbs down

    PK and spouse = One and a Half Men

    Fertilizer as the secret ingredient in charcuterie boards

    Massive second hand embarrassment for the Tacky Twosome and their greedy registry

    Smeg is debated, but everyone agrees the name is iffy

    If PK and spouse cannot come through with Ross intel, they are worse than useless to us

    Terrifying fig video

    Jen pops up to scold us, lying through her teeth per usual

    Does Don have increased custody of the loin fruit, or is this just the usual August scheme?

    The Twelve Days of Wondermas

    Fan Jr is a girl. Mazel Tov

    Fat shaming is in the eye of the beholder

    Some fangirling over Elizabeth Taylor

    Chin dancing pix takes the heat off

    Are we jealous of Tens? Do we wish we had bagged Don?

    Chin dancing face redux

    Jen’s self sustaining financial future, should we be worried?

    Jen is still being gentle on herself, aided by quotes from a wealthy woman who is living a careless life. Wrong role model, Jen!

    The nostril flare calipers were deployed…determined to be big mad.

    Notably absent, any compassion for current world events

    Some discussion on how it would be possible for Jen to be any gentler on herself.

    Jen, and the lesser Rosses, traveling during Covid. Self isolation upon return?

    Outstanding job on the recap. Very witty.

    How do I find the registry? Just use one-and-a-half men's names? Or is a link in their social media?
    And what is the terrifying fig video? Figs are involved in the wasp's life cycle but I've heard by the time we eat them the remains are not really wasp pieces or some such.
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    Great recap!

    It’s amazing how quickly these threads can go even when Jen is MIA. I’ve been more active lately than I was in the past, but have always enjoyed reading along on the sordid journey that was the downfall of Jen. Does anyone remember the really brief time between boards when we met in the Basement of the Church of Jessica Simpson? I think it was sometime in 2015.
    :crying:

    Someone mentioned a while ago that the community Jen said wanted to create through PNL actually happened here, organically. It’s almost as if thoughtful and witty commentary among a diverse set of peers is more engaging than trying to connect with a YouTuber whose only response is “TFS!”
     
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    Good Ol’ Suze :glitter_cupcake_with_cherry_smi
     
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    QUOTE (Unserviceable Jenbot @ 18/8/2021, 15:49) 
    Is she done filming the aurora borealis and back home? 🤔

    No yoga this am. Very unusual for Robot Jen. Perhaps an early flight home? 🕵️‍♀️
     
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    Here's the kitchen cringe dance video! The wrist crisscross and the chin thrust are her signature moves.

    I love the Image Gallery thread. It makes me laugh every time I go back through it.

    https://imgur.com/QIvVugF
     
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    QUOTE (BowlsByCommission @ 18/8/2021, 17:29) 
    I'm a good 20 pages behind but think it will have no bearing on the following - The podcast *Terrible, Thanks for Asking* currently has an episode about the grown daughter of a semi-famous, divorced mother who was actually diagnosed with NPD. (We don't know if this is Jen's problem or if she's just a bitch)

    Despite some obvious differences, I couldn't help but hear this coming from an adult Charlotte describing life growing up with a mother who never wanted her and being desperate to win her love.

    It's a good listen! Motherland

    Elissa Altman is a person who has gone through some shit and is a great writer - she doesn’t push people into just burning it all down like some people we know. Thanks for this link!
     
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    Wonderful, Good Ol’ Suze

    As a treat, you may help yourself to the fertilizer sprinkled meat board.
     
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    QUOTE (HorrorQueen @ 8/18/2021, 02:12 PM) 
    Wonderful, Good Ol’ Suze

    As a treat, you may help yourself to the fertilizer sprinkled meat board.

    Bon Appétit Good Ol’ Suze

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    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 8/18/2021, 03:10 PM) 
    Here's the kitchen cringe dance video! The wrist crisscross and the chin thrust are her signature moves.

    I love the Image Gallery thread. It makes me laugh every time I go back through it.

    https://imgur.com/QIvVugF

    If she's dating I hope dancing isn't involved until they've been dating for many months.
     
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    QUOTE (Clueless @ 8/18/2021, 12:19 PM) 
    QUOTE (HorrorQueen @ 8/18/2021, 02:12 PM) 
    Wonderful, Good Ol’ Suze

    As a treat, you may help yourself to the fertilizer sprinkled meat board.

    Bon Appétit Good Ol’ Suze

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    TFS

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    Well done, Good Ol’ Suze !
     
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    Good Ole Suze, more organized than OLJ!
     
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    QUOTE (Specialtreat @ 18/8/2021, 21:08) 
    Someone mentioned a while ago that the community Jen said wanted to create through PNL actually happened here, organically. It’s almost as if thoughtful and witty commentary among a diverse set of peers is more engaging than trying to connect with a YouTuber whose only response is “TFS!”
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