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    I love all of my Harris Teeter peeps! I am actually heading there in a few minutes. My aunt is from PA and when she comes here to visit, she always calls it "Harry Teeters" by mistake and it cracks me up.
     
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    Jen has shown no ability to make a friend since the day she latched on to Don. Let’s not forget this is the woman who went to Las Vegas with her nail tech because she had no one else to go with and was seemingly trying to do some therapy assignment on traveling with a friend.

    So everyone of her “friends” is derivative of Don or his family.
     
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    Recap post since I’m way too slow to keep up with the threads lol.

    - Wegmans is AMAZING. My favorite grocery store ever.

    - I thought the board Tens put together looked really nice and delicious 🤷🏻‍♀️

    - My heart literally skipped a beat when I saw TLO posted multiple pics on insta and was so sad it was a sibling pic of people I don’t know and stuff he already showed in his stories. I have a feeling D&T are trying very hard to be low key.
     
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    QUOTE (DivorcewithWonder @ 8/16/2021, 02:44 PM) 
    I love all of my Harris Teeter peeps! I am actually heading there in a few minutes. My aunt is from PA and when she comes here to visit, she always calls it "Harry Teeters" by mistake and it cracks me up.

    Love that store. Had to shop on Mothers Day (it's just part of my Sunday routine) and treated myself to a 'momosa' while roaming the aisles. I noticed last time they had the norwegian brown cheese that an old roomate of norwegian descent turned me onto. It's very hard to find, its a sweet cheese and she paired it with graham crackers... probably not charcuterie worthy? Poor non dairy Jen won't get to experience it if she is indeed in Norway. I do refer to the store as 'Teets' to my family, despite the Charlotte references.
     
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    QUOTE (Clueless @ 8/16/2021, 02:29 AM) 
    TWO! questions :


    1.) Are those edible roses (like frosting from the curated cake!!?) right next to the cheese? Or real roses?

    2.) Is SARS-CoV-2 and all of its variants not a thing at altitude?

    :hearty-laugh: I literally choked on my coffee reading that altitude comment, thank you for making my morning lmao :hearty-laugh:
     
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 8/16/2021, 09:19 AM) 
    QUOTE (DivorcewithWonder @ 8/16/2021, 02:44 PM) 
    I love all of my Harris Teeter peeps! I am actually heading there in a few minutes. My aunt is from PA and when she comes here to visit, she always calls it "Harry Teeters" by mistake and it cracks me up.

    Love that store. Had to shop on Mothers Day (it's just part of my Sunday routine) and treated myself to a 'momosa' while roaming the aisles. I noticed last time they had the norwegian brown cheese that an old roomate of norwegian descent turned me onto. It's very hard to find, its a sweet cheese and she paired it with graham crackers... probably not charcuterie worthy? Poor non dairy Jen won't get to experience it if she is indeed in Norway. I do refer to the store as 'Teets' to my family, despite the Charlotte references.

    Are you talking about Gjetost? I've only had it a few times, but man, it's good.
     
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    I love the fact that Tensleigh & Em are credited for throwing a lovely shower. Especially since Jen was the party planner of the crowd and was always tasked with setting up snacks, making Poopsie's cake. Tensleigh jumped right on in, and I love it.
     
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    QUOTE (DonsAmex @ 16/8/2021, 16:01) 
    I love the fact that Tensleigh & Em are credited for throwing a lovely shower. Especially since Jen was the party planner of the crowd and was always tasked with setting up snacks, making Poopsie's cake. Tensleigh jumped right on in, and I love it.

    FromPartyPooperToCampingPoopScooperLikeJen
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    The roses on a food board
    :cant-believe-my-eyes-smiley-emo

    What I would have done is make rosebuds out of purple cabbage leaves
    Or sculpt a rose out of a tomato
    There are many many ways to be creative with edible things
    If that’s your big hobby- hobby Google it
     
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    I've heard some roses are edible? You see them on cakes all of the time. The charcuterie board is beautiful IMO.
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    Robot Jen saw what Suze & crew liked at their "parties" and then repeated it practically monthly for 12 years. Can you imagine how bored of that shit you would become?? She cannot deviate from anything. Just because you like to eat canned soup and hummus every single day for lunch doesn't mean that others appreciate the lack of options, Jen. She even forced grilled cheese sammies on CC every single day
     
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    QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 16/8/2021, 16:17) 
    I've heard some roses are edible? You see them on cakes all of the time. The charcuterie board is beautiful IMO.
    :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:

    You have to get roses grown without pesticides
    And honestly unless You grow them you don’t know
    Pansy and nasturtiums ARE edible
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 8/16/2021, 07:27 AM) 
    The charcuterie board looked fine to me. I’m sure the cheese was completely eaten because “we do love our cheese here” and I’m sure kindergarten voice Suze gushed all over it. I’m also sure that Suze pointed out to everyone not to eat the roses because she looooooooves to overexplain food too.

    Of course the grifters have a registry of overpriced crate & barrel crap. Looks like it’s been updated to only want 1 coffee maker now. Hi Guys!! Thanks for checking in on your wedding night! Good luck in LA? PS: a reception isn’t a surprise when you post about what a great day it’s going to be before it happens… Even your “friends” can see it was an excuse because they weren’t invited. Asking for gifts instead is beyond tacky (kind of like the gold silverware you’re asking for.)

    As for Jen being invited (or not), I’m sure she wasn’t. These 2 just seemed to have decided one day to get a marriage license and chose a random Thursday right before it expired to get married. If they really are going with “oh my gosh what a surprise to have a reception after all my family was in town!” then it wouldn’t make sense to invite her since they allegedly didn’t know it was happening. Tensleigh certainly wouldn’t invite her.

    My take, short and sweet? They got hitched for the grift.

    These two folks in LA? Ha! They'll see these guys as hicks. LA and Hollywood will be amused for about a minute and a half, except maybe the porn guy, as apparently he has "talents." But they won't last long, they'll break up and PK will be right back to living off of Mumsy and Dad.

    That's what he knows.

    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 8/16/2021, 09:26 AM) 
    Robot Jen saw what Suze & crew liked at their "parties" and then repeated it practically monthly for 12 years. Can you imagine how bored of that shit you would become?? She cannot deviate from anything. Just because you like to eat canned soup and hummus every single day for lunch doesn't mean that others appreciate the lack of options, Jen. She even forced grilled cheese sammies on CC every single day

    And then it wasn't even "real" cheese. Just chemicals colored to look like cheese. :sick:
     
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    These two (PK +TLO) give me bad vibes, they are shiny and pink like a squishy pink plastic swimming inflatable. They look unnatural and deformed, let alone the platinum blonde hair. They should go back to when PK had short hair and TLO long and brown hair.
    I see nothing good coming out from this LA big leap. Let's see.I give them 2 year max, once the hype has deflated (or their fillers)

    Come on Jen, show us something! a little sneak peek?
     
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    They'll slide down to Palm Springs and settle in with the other aging, retro gays & be happy there
     
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