MyLifeIsACollectionOfMiserableVacationsLikeJen Pt. 272

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    QUOTE (Clueless @ 8/25/2021, 10:58 PM) 
    QUOTE (Yetta @ 26/8/2021, 05:50) 
    Hey, Jen! I live away from people. For only $950 a night (it's a bargain) you can rent my place. Heck, I have 2 tubs that you can use. One of them is still that turquoise blue color that was popular years ago! Maybe the 90s? 80s? Not sure. It was there when we bought the house.

    Yetta, maybe you need to rethink that price.
    After checkout you will need:
    1.) fumigation
    2.) new counter tops and flooring
    3.) possibly an exorcism

    Well, I would add in the extra costs like someone said - $120 booking fee, $150 cleaning fee. I better add $150 fumigation fee!
     
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    QUOTE (gardenhoe @ 26/8/2021, 05:57) 
    I think she added in the bird soundtrack to drown out sounds of men having fun. Birds sounded awfully loud.

    This is wondergirl’s TWO!
     
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    Why isn't Jen a bird watcher? It's the perfect hobby for her.
     
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    She could make flash cards again
     
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 8/26/2021, 06:03 AM) 
    Why isn't Jen a bird watcher? It's the perfect hobby for her.

    oh my GOD, she would be so good at it
     
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    Whip out the nocs
     
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    I'm coming out of hiatus. Again. Lol

    Oh, crazy Jen... why can't I quit you? 🙄 (it's really because I love you guys).

    This bitch! I can't stand her! So selfish, so gross, so unaware.

    I don't think it's said here enough just how terrible and bizarre all of her "solo trips" are as a Mom of two young kids. It's weird as hell.

    That's all. I love reading all of your commentary. Coolest ladies (and Backup) on the internet. I don't have much to add. ❤
     
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    Jen describes herself as an introvert, but she's actually a loner. An introvert is someone who gets their energy (or recharges) by being alone, but can still love being around people and love socialising. They just need to recharge after a while.

    Jen just hates other people. Other people existing is an inconvenience to her. Even her own children - she literally can't wait to get away from them. Unless someone is there to tell her how wonderful she is she has no use for them, therefore they are just a nuisance. Those guys in the barn - why do they even exist? They don't serve Jen in any way!

    That was Don's purpose - to shower Jen with unconditional praise, love and cash. This is why she has totally failed at dating - guys in dating apps won't offer those things.
     
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 8/26/2021, 09:23 AM) 
    Jen describes herself as an introvert, but she's actually a loner. An introvert is someone who gets their energy (or recharges) by being alone, but can still love being around people and love socialising. They just need to recharge after a while.

    Jen just hates other people. Other people existing is an inconvenience to her. Even her own children - she literally can't wait to get away from them. Unless someone is there to tell her how wonderful she is she has no use for them, therefore they are just a nuisance. Those guys in the barn - why do they even exist? They don't serve Jen in any way!

    That was Don's purpose - to shower Jen with unconditional praise, love and cash. This is why she has totally failed at dating - guys in dating apps won't offer those things.

    At the end of the day, Jen is a narcissist through and through.
     
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 25/8/2021, 19:55) 
    We’ve done Airbnb ever since Mini SingHo was born. A hotel just doesn’t work when you have a young kid who naps/goes to bed early, the adults end up having to sit in silence in a dark room.

    The only time we did hotel was at Disneyland. Mr SingHo would go out after our daughter went to bed and I’d sit in the bathroom and read :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon

    We did Palm Springs for our baby moon for baby todo number two. With our then-15 month old. For this exact reason we were asleep by 8 every night in a pitch black hotel room with white noise on. I’ve never been so well rested in my entire life :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon
     
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    Why is it Jen can now leave Winnie alone for hours, without her little booties to keep her from scratching herself, while she goes spelunking?

    For years Winnie had to go to Aunt Julie’s if they went out to dinner or on Errand Tuesday. (Is Errand Tuesday even still a thing?)
     
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    QUOTE (I Couldn't Resist @ 25/8/2021, 18:59) 
    QUOTE (SoothingBalmForAWearySoul @ 8/25/2021, 09:51 AM) 
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    OMG is there nothing her remaining 5 followers will NOT defend her over? It's just a freakin' music suggestion.

    Losers. That comment was benign. I’m not commenting because I would say that it lowkey makes my skin crawl 😩😩
     
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    I'm still hung up on the use of the word 'darling' - I don't think I've ever heard it used as an adjective before. Did she mean quaint and charming?! Is it the new 'magical'?
     
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    Someone she is watching must use the word “darling”. You know Jen, never an original idea. But, when she says it, all I can think of is this:

    A2D384ED-BF35-4F99-AE7F-056E998C2D19
     
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    I have heard darling used as an adjective for years - usually be someone 40 years older than Jen though.
     
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