Jen Rewatch-Part10: WhenSweetTalkWasActuallyACockBlockLikeJen

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    I am not seeing the video on the link

    Its just the Page of many videos

    Edited by Beetrix - 12/6/2021, 08:42 AM
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    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 12/6/2021, 08:41 AM) 
    I am not seeing the video on the link

    Its just the Page of many videos

    The center one worked for me?
     
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    Thanks!!!
     
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    Welcome to our short weekend away in NYC

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    This is all the makeup I brought for my natural no makeup look

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    Grandma speak again: she’s all gussied up. No. No you aren’t.

    Lots of baby talk about going to Mulberry. Don sounds…enthused (not).

    6 minute mark. Longchamp/Iowncare. You decide.

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    Overcomplicated tea and it makes her pea brain overload

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    Smug

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    Ms Can’t Pwacess Dairy gets a milk shake from Shake Shack and is tormented by a squirrel. They both giggle at it like a couple of potheads.

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    She actually brought a bath bomb

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    Wouldn’t be Jen if there wasn’t an empire waist dress with a belt that makes her look like a child

    At dinner we get some Donsplaining about the celebrity chef and Pre Vegan Like Jen gets duck foie gras ravioli

    We end with a slam about the Broadway show not being their favorite. Jen talks about being uncomfortably full 5 hours after dinner (cockblock) and throws in that even though it’s cold, wet, she feels full and the play was meh, she’s having a wonderful holiday (we don’t call it that in America you try hard).

    The End.
     
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    That made me hungry for Shake Shack fries. Yum.
    It is amazing this is the same Jen.
     
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    Are those J Crew boots the same ones she’s been wearing lately?
     
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    No. She got a new pair of motorcycle style ones this fall. She called it her midlife crisis.
     
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    Correction, Bangle Bitch , she brought TWO! bath bombs and used them both in the same bath, because she thought that they would smell good together.



    Edit: Sorry, but I get overexcited whenever an opportunity arises to use TWO!
     
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    *said in my Donsplaining voice*

    Technically one was a bath melt.
    ;)

    Only Jen could decide to take a bath, alone, during their afternoon siesta. That was not Don’s idea after he carted Dat Ass around all AM to every over priced chain store that she wanted to see.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 12/6/2021, 09:39 AM) 
    *said in my Donsplaining voice*

    Technically one was a bath melt.
    ;)

    Only Jen could decide to take a bath, alone, during their afternoon siesta. That was not Don’s idea after he carted Dat Ass around all AM to every over priced chain store that she wanted to see.

    I stand corrected! LOL Yeah, I can't imagine taking a bath in the middle of the afternoon before going out. It would make me tired.
     
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    For someone who claims to never have enjoyed meat she was sure excited about that bacon.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 12/4/2021, 01:42 PM) 
    I wouldn’t be able to stand looking at the bins everywhere. I rather exhaust myself and get it all done quickly
    :snickering:

    It’s 2 days up, 1 day down.

    But my life is now like hers: no kids or job to distract me. I still don’t know what she actually did all day.

    Daily "A-Jen-Da":

    Go for a run at oh-dark-thirty
    Exercise for an hour or so
    Wipes the sweat from her face
    Starts vlogging from the kitchen looking like something the cat dragged in
    Talks about her little breakfast or her healthy smoothie
    Talks about the latest exercise guru she is following
    Discuss the dog
    Snark on Don
    Detail her busy schedule including trips to Target, Nordstrom, and other stores to buy/return stuff
    If she has a medical-of-any-kind of appointment, she'll tell us all about that too
    She returns home with her greasy face, lank, greasy face, and in her probably very smelly workout clothes
    She makes herself a small lunch and shows us her lunch
    We cut to the afternoon when maybe she showered before dressing herself for an evening out
    We get to see her tiny dress, tiny jacket, tiny shoes, latest jewelry acquisitions, makeup, perfume, and her Jen-splaining her outfit
    Next we see her after the event, usually looking gross and scummy from not bathing earlier in the day most times
    We hear about the snacks she packed on the way out to shop with Don and/or going to dinner with Don
    We get the evening update on the dog
    She tells us how busy she has been all day doing a lot of nothing
    We then hear about her pending bath-bomb tub soak and brush cleaning
    Lather, rinse, repeat the next day
     
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    Shockingly accurate
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    These are the glory years, and yet, Jen and Don seem to barely tolerate each other. sad.
     
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    I wonder how many people got a gander of Dat Ass in that tiny dress she managed to squeeze herself into.
     
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