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It’s a tragedy that she’s looked so awful lately that I legitimately thought, for a mere and fleeting moment, that she looked decent here. 😂
This says a lot about the you you’ve become, Jen.
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Ding Ding the Witch's hat is gone. . -
.Speaking of Jen and work
, as I was scrubbing my own toilets and tubs today I wondered if World Traveler Jen has reduced the frequency of her cleaning services. I mean, she only ever hired out the housework as an act of charity for those less privileged, so surely she didn’t cut back on their hours simply because she was mostly away from home! #AltruisticLikeJen
Jen: As you know, my circumstances have changed. I’m now a struggling solo mama, and I’m sure you can relate to having a tight budget. Since I’ll be hiking in Italy for two weeks, I won’t need you for a while.
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.She lies. She wants to appear that she hiked for hours, and on difficult trails. Sorry if I am not buying a word she is saying. She is not showing herself anywhere on any extreme trail or height. It's usually near other people and well toured paths. She climbed a few mountain sides, likely for a bit and that's it. I don't buy anything she is selling.
She said her hiking entails stopping every 15 minutes, to set up and film. Annnd that we, the mere peasants, only see a mere fraction of the footage of what hardworking Jen has taken. Darn!
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Her right eye = psycho eye
Her left eye = fake-happy eye
Cover each one and check for yourself.. -
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Struggling solo mama Jen wearing $1352 worth of gear. Not even factoring in the rest of her garb including her Osprey backpack (probably another $200) and various other things she might not have shown. We all now gene likes to buy expensive activity specific underwear (throwback to the early peloton days). And I’m assuming she had to have brought 5-7 shirts, pants, socks and liners, so all those costs are multiplied many times over. But it’s also possible she only has a few multiples of things since she’s clearly shown she has no regard for hygiene or cleanliness. Attached Image
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As someone who has spent YEARS golfing midday in the sun, I had several hats that I rotated thru. When I went on a golf trip, I would take 2, so I could alternate them. I would rinse it out, out some shampoo on it and then rinse it again. Reshape it and let it dry. They came out great and they didn’t smell. They lasted the entire season and many times several seasons . -
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I think this is after her Italy trip...but I think she bought the new Apple Watch series 7. I'm not positive though. I priced out what I think she bought, and if I'm right, it was $800. . -
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"And now a short series I like to call: I-am-not-an-influencer-but-here's-what-I-wore-on-the-trail-in-Italy-because-I-figured-you'd-ask-and-you-did"
Darling! So humble and down-to-earth!. -
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This is another thing that makes NO sense. Jen instructs us in the importance of layers, and shows us all her expensive stuff, yet she ignores their actual use and purpose and becomes drenched in sweat, which causes her to "freeze" whenever she stops moving.
There was no good reason for her to be drenched, and if she did get lost or injured, it would have set her up for some real trouble. I've always heard that you should start out dressed a little cool because you will work up your own heat, and carry stuff in case you find you need to add to that.. -
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Let’s say I am a middle aged, solo mama (like Jen!), and I have decided, just like Jen, to ditch my small children and spend $10,000 on a solo adventure…
I sure as hell wouldn’t be watching Jen’s vlogs for advice on safety, curtesy, beauty, planning, or adventure.
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I don’t understand the Jenions at all?! Are they real people? Why are they so impressed by this mess?! She’s a grown woman…with excess cash (which she never earned unless taking care of Don’s meat and reproducing counts…..which on second though….yeah, maybe she did earn it 
)…booking a flight…making expensive hotel reservations based on the bathtubs…only eats out once a day…and is too scared to film much of anything except her hiking day after day after day. What is there to be impressed or inspired about? I just don’t get it. Have these people accomplished even less in life than Jennifer?
When has she ever NOT been obsessed with herself? She has the content and scenery to make an interesting, beautiful video….and all we get is her trudging up a mountain with her sweat-soaked ball cap and stupid, ugly sunglasses day after day. Groundhog Day like Jen.
I don’t know why….but it really irks me when people who have that much money to spend Willy Nilly can’t do anything the right way, lol. And she has no excuse. She freaking studied art. (Edit) and she’s always like “the camera can’t do it justice.” Well……..maybe…..but I think your skill, aesthetics, personality and lack of heart are the limiting factors in these videos Jennifer. Not your cameras.. -
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Number of Instagram comments that have been approved and not deleted.
Some of them are her responses and I read at least one spam comment on her latest post.
I think this tells us everything we need to know about how she’s coming across on this Italian adventure.
Part 1: 132
Part 2: 72
Part 3: 52 and 36 (extra post)
Part 4 (paragliding/maybe she has a boyfriend pic): 90
Part 5: 26
Part 6: 20
Luckily, Jen doesn’t care about the numbers.
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