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Muffin Warfare Survivor
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I think we're getting a video for every day of her trip so... 2 more to go?
How fabulous would it be to be an uber-rich divorcee on a solo trip to Italy staying in fabulous hotels? I'd do a few hikes, they do look gorgeous!
But I'd also faff about the hotel, drinking martinis (sans Don's chubby fingers, thx) and flirting with the hot waiters. And I'd go shopping and treat myself to a luxe bag or coat. I'd be like one of those rich, mysterious women books and movies are written about.
Hell. I'd write a book about my life and fictionalize it to the nines and use my 1% moula and social media following to find connections to get it published and optioned for HBO. And I'd pay for a new fucking nose and some extensions. And a nice, elegant wardrobe. AND I'D DECORATE MY HOUSE FOR MY KIDS AND TAKE THEM ON VACATIONS WITH ME.
JEN CAN'T EVEN DO RICH DIVORCE RIGHT. GAH.
I'm ready for Jen's next persona to finish defrosting in the microwave.
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898 replies since 29/10/2021, 15:25 92075 views
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