I’mGoingToTheSummitIOWNCAREifIPlummetLikeJen (#longchamp) Pt. 286

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    Jen’s response to being accused of only speaking English: I did speak Italian, it was off-camera, here are specific examples of Italian words I know and used.

    Jen’s response to not volunteering: I contribute to the collective!!1! :enraged-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    I just saw the "I contribute to the collective" thing and omg :crying:

    WTF does that mean???

    I swear one of these days I may send her a thank you card. she's provided me with more entertainment than any TV show I've watched. she may not know what I'm thanking her for but I have an ever grateful heart for the laughs she's provided...

    Edited by Meow2 - 10/29/2021, 04:22 PM
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 29/10/2021, 22:06) 
    Those were real tears. Just not about missing her kids. It was about missing her old life that is gone forever.

    And about having to go home and take care of the kids again
     
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    QUOTE (EyerollOlympian @ 29/10/2021, 21:46) 
    She mad.Big mad.Again...

    .”You can just go … what?? What was the end of that?
     
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    I was just trying to explain this stupid trip to my mom, and without missing a beat she said “she sounds like a tourist, not a traveler”.
    So accurate.
     
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    I always love when she slips in these bits that pull back the curtain and show us that it doesn’t matter how happy she claims she is, she’s miserable and can’t figure out how to move on and doesn’t know herself at all. And she is next level jealous that Tensleigh is living the life that Jen wanted.

    Jen lost everything and tried to tell the internet it’s what she wanted and that Suze would always be her mother in law and she’d always go to Utah but we’ve been calling bullshit on all of that from day 1.

    You don’t get to have your cake and eat it too, Jen. It’s too much food. Go choke on a muffin.
     
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    QUOTE (ContributeToTheCollective @ 10/29/2021, 10:17 PM) 
    Since the hotels she stayed in were of "higher class", and if she came in wearing something you wear to the gym, then she deserves the looks. You can't look like a dumpy bum and go into an upscale resort and expect white glove treatment. That's not how the real world works Jen. People judge you based on appearance and attitude.

    And if she really didn't like staying at a nice hotel, why didn't she take her own advice and "just leave"?

    Did she learn nothing from her "debacle" at Tiffanys???
     
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    She's at exactly 60,200 followers on IG. Just needs to lose one more for it to go down to 60.1K :lol:
     
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    QUOTE (It'sADog'sLife @ 29/10/2021, 22:18) 
    QUOTE (EyerollOlympian @ 29/10/2021, 21:46) 
    She mad.Big mad.Again...

    .”You can just go … what?? What was the end of that?

    I feel a scolding coming!!!! Please please please!
    I really love how she is more frequently showing her true colors. And her viewers are noticing. She is such a condescending bitch to her commenters. She could have replied to the commenter way more nicely. And she is really showing that she had NEVER developed the skills to handle correction, advice, suggestions, or in same cases actual rudeness from people. Because in the real world, some people will be mean for no reason and you need to know how to handle that gracefully. Jen is just an entitled, immature, spoiled princess.
     
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    I’m still laughing about the “contributing to the collective” lmao!!
     
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    QUOTE (Littlegarose @ 29/10/2021, 22:23) 
    QUOTE (ContributeToTheCollective @ 10/29/2021, 10:17 PM) 
    Since the hotels she stayed in were of "higher class", and if she came in wearing something you wear to the gym, then she deserves the looks. You can't look like a dumpy bum and go into an upscale resort and expect white glove treatment. That's not how the real world works Jen. People judge you based on appearance and attitude.

    And if she really didn't like staying at a nice hotel, why didn't she take her own advice and "just leave"?

    Did she learn nothing from her "debacle" at Tiffanys???

    Do we have a video title for the Tiffany’s debacle? I’ll look it up on rumble, if so, TIA.
     
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    Jen, always projecting. I agree with everyone who said the mean ole waiters were most likely just advising her about their food portions, not fat shaming. But once again, she took her own internal body loathing and turned it into mean Italians waiters telling her how much she can eat.

    Every day she shows me more of what Don had to live with. Until he decided he didn’t have to.
     
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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 29/10/2021, 17:35) 
    And you know what? It’s not unheard of for servers to give you feedback about portion sizes. It goes both ways. Sometimes they’ll say fyi - that’s a small plate and only comes with 3 pieces or whatever. Other times they’ll say those are both generous portions and it’s fine if you’re hungry and up for it but they just want to let you know so it doesn’t go to waste. It’s not something to have a breakdown over. You either take their advice or you don’t. She’s just incredibly insecure.

    One time I ordered food from an amazing Persian restaurant on the next block from me in NYC. It was the first time we tried it so got “a bit of everything”. It arrived in a small bag but came with SIX sets of silverware. We got the hint immediately, it was FAAAAAARRRR too much food for two. 😅
     
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    QUOTE (DisneyPrincess @ 10/29/2021, 03:27 PM) 
    What a bizarre world she has created for herself. So privileged yet so constantly unhappy.

    Yep. Unhappy and so very angry.
    What does she have to be angry about?
    Oh yeah, her husband replaced her and traded up in 3 minutes.
     
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    I’m sure y’all guessed it but the video was 77% Jen. Yeesh.

    If she misses her kids, she should of spent those two weeks at home making their space warm and welcoming. A playground in the backyard or a cozy seating area for movie night. But no, she blew all that MONEY on herself and only herself. What she spent to confirm her own misery could of been easily put towards her children’s happiness.
     
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