I’mGoingToTheSummitIOWNCAREifIPlummetLikeJen (#longchamp) Pt. 286

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    This is what I also firmly believed. I thought she's turn into a supermum of at least 5 kids. Expectation versus reality, eh?

    QUOTE (ReadThatAgain @ 1/11/2021, 14:09) 
    Back in the good old days of backups of backups, multi-day packing events, early, mid and late seasonal shower gels and project management journals, I really thought that once kids came along I would be rolling my eyes at how over the top a parent she was, buying all the things and being extravagant with every little facet of everything. I’d never have predicted that she would just phone in the whole parent experience and we’d be begging her to do MORE for her kids! I thought ‘world’s best mother’ would become her persona of choice and she’d be excessive about it. Totally underestimated her self-centredness!

    Also as they say, the sign of a strong relationship is no mention of it on social media. The more she insists she misses, loves, would do anything for her kids, the less I believe it. When that’s the case, you don’t feel the need to tell people. Don’t think I’ve ever told anyone that I really really love my kid.
     
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    Just popping in to remind Jen that wagons exist, and also that we know she owns one for the kids. A monogrammed one at that.
     
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    Someone asked if Jen would consider leading a group trip in the future. Can you imagine?

    - that would require effort
    - that would require talking to people
    - that would require considering other peoples needs/wants

    I just can't think of anything Jen would be less qualified to do.
     
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    JenDeletedTWO!!ItalianWaiterRantsButTheBakeryHasTheProof

    :jolly-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    If I was an absolute devil, I would comment, “Is Charlotte still having problems with her legs and feet?” But this is Jen’s sickness and there’s nothing wrong with that child.
     
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    SheCanDeleteButSebsHasReceiptsLikeJen
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 1/11/2021, 14:05) 
    Remember when CC left Bunsie upstairs and Jen had to remind her to get it? And CC said something about being a big girl (I’m vague on the details).

    Good catch on Bunsie! It ALWAYS gets worse with Jen. Always.

    Here’s the video, via ColdOne. April 9, 2020, ~2 weeks after the kids overnighted with Don for the first time:
    https://m.imgur.com/LI7IkIi


    Sebs bless you
    :celebrating-smiley-emoticon: :7043: :glitter-cupcake-smiley-emoticon
     
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    Today on Instagram:

    <annoyed sigh> You guys. So many of you were worried and concerned about my oldest in the stroller. You guys, you only see a snapshot of my day. My children were having a GREAT time running around and trick or treating and had just paused for a snack break and that’s when I took the photo. I assure you, I know what’s best for my family and my children and we all had a wonderful time. <snotty shark smirk>
     
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    Surely stopping to load/unload children in/out of a stroller at every house is more time-consuming and annoying than just letting them walk? That way they’d burn off any extra energy too?

    Work smarter, not harder, Jen.
     
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    OT: does anybody have a screenshot of Jen in overalls?
     
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 11/1/2021, 03:18 PM) 
    OT: does anybody have a screenshot of Jen in overalls?

    LOL!! I too, was hoping someone would post a pic of her in overalls muahaha
     
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    TooOldForTheStrollerButMomIsAControllerLikeJen #vegantreatsonly

    Nothing to add about the stroller that hasn’t been covered.

    But she’s got a hell of a nerve forcing dry vegan cookies on her kids after eating baby cow in Italy.

    Also, head to Rewatch to join us for Italy 2014 With The Bickersons.
     
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    What children “pause for a snack break” when trick or treating?
     
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 1/11/2021, 15:13) 
    Surely stopping to load/unload children in/out of a stroller at every house is more time-consuming and annoying than just letting them walk? That way they’d burn off any extra energy too?

    Work smarter, not harder, Jen.

    My actual fear is she wheeled them up to the front doors and they trick or treated sitting down. I cannot see her letting them get out at each house only for her to roll them up in blankets again 2 seconds later.
     
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    I remember seeing IG stories footage of her taking the kids to the park in the wagon. It's like she can't cope with children walking around her.
     
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