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QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 1/11/2021, 15:31) QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 1/11/2021, 15:13) Surely stopping to load/unload children in/out of a stroller at every house is more time-consuming and annoying than just letting them walk? That way they’d burn off any extra energy too?
Work smarter, not harder, Jen. My actual fear is she wheeled them up to the front doors and they trick or treated sitting down. I cannot see her letting them get out at each house only for her to roll them up in blankets again 2 seconds later.
I desperately want to believe that she took them a neighbourhood or so away, and decided to walk there instead of drive. Pushed them over, let them out, trick or treated, pushed home (again, a wagon would have made sense in this situation, Jennifer). BUT, it’s Jen… so I’m pretty sure your guess is the right one, and that she barged that thing up to each and every door, neighbourhood kids flying in every direction as she slammed through them like a bowling ball on a mission.
There IS a chance that CC pushed Jen and Donny home in the double, though. Jen’s bunions must have been barking after pushing around 180 lbs of kid, stroller, taxidermied dog, and vegan snacks.
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QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 1/11/2021, 15:31) QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 1/11/2021, 15:13) Surely stopping to load/unload children in/out of a stroller at every house is more time-consuming and annoying than just letting them walk? That way they’d burn off any extra energy too?
Work smarter, not harder, Jen. My actual fear is she wheeled them up to the front doors and they trick or treated sitting down. I cannot see her letting them get out at each house only for her to roll them up in blankets again 2 seconds later.
Or even worse, she didn’t let them go to the doors at all? Just took them for a stroll.
“We will go for a ‘walk’ but we can’t go to the doors because of Covid”.
I don’t see any personalized Halloween bags/baskets/buckets attached to the stroller.
I wouldn’t put anything past Jen.
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QUOTE (Pinkpanfa @ 11/1/2021, 03:02 PM) SheCanDeleteButSebsHasReceiptsLikeJen
 This one gets my vote!
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a precursor of what was to come for the heir. Poor kid is going to be the size of this bear and still be shoved into a pumpkin costume
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There's totally going to be a scolding over this. After Jen said she didn't feel safe putting her kids on social media, they're now all over social media again. Her flip flopping over her parenting principles just because she's desperate for validation and attention is why her kids are always offered up for comments, which she then gets angry about.
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QUOTE (VeganGingerbread @ 10/29/2021, 08:03 PM) "I contribute to the collective in a way that makes sense for me."  ContributingToTheCollectiveLikeJen ETA: I can't get over this. WHAT? What does she think she contributes to the collective?
If it's thread-naming time then I'm gonna shamelessly bump this. 
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QUOTE (pinksims @ 11/1/2021, 08:38 AM) I remember seeing IG stories footage of her taking the kids to the park in the wagon. It's like she can't cope with children walking around her.
Control.
For her? It's ALL about CONTROL.
I think that's why she's always had so many backups. Backups for her backups.
And can't help but "wonder" if that's not the bottom line reason her marriage fell apart. She could no longer CONTROL her husband.
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Jen was just pissed about the Peloton thing.
We have our theories at the time over what the real problem is, and then her actions prove it later on.
She has no follow through even with keeping her lies straight.
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YOU are contributing to the collective!!!!
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Jen bashing her solo eating adventures reminds me of her solo Santa Monica stay after her Tinker Bell half-marathon. She walked around aimlessly, mentioning looking for a place to eat, only to slum back to the hotel despite the amount of restaurants at her disposal. She spent those solo days ordering, and I quote, "don't judge, I ordered a bunch of things, I couldn't decided *laughs*!". Skip to 14:45. Yeah, in Europe, the waiter is going to worry that you misunderstood the assignment and will be overpaying for food you won't need/eat. Jen was pissed because she couldn't handle the reality of being an overeater. So many years of therapy, zero awareness. Having a problem is ok, being in denial for so long and publicly shaming people unaware of your chronic disordered eating is not.
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QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 11/1/2021, 09:08 AM) QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 1/11/2021, 14:05) Remember when CC left Bunsie upstairs and Jen had to remind her to get it? And CC said something about being a big girl (I’m vague on the details). Good catch on Bunsie! It ALWAYS gets worse with Jen. Always. Here’s the video, via ColdOne. April 9, 2020, ~2 weeks after the kids overnighted with Don for the first time: https://m.imgur.com/LI7IkIiSebs bless you   
I honestly love watching this every time it's posted.
Charlotte: Big girls don't have bunnies, they leave them in their beds.
Jen: Ohhhh. Well you can still have your bunny.
Charlotte: I'm just gonna leave it.
Jen: .....ok.
Charlotte's line about big girls is clearly straight from Don's (or Suzanne's?) mouth, and I looooove how pissed Jen must have been to hear her parrot that.
Tell her big girls don't need strollers next, C.
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sebs is bakery royalty 👑 the hero we all needed
I just love that Jen can't do one single thing right  I kind of wish no one commented on her stuff because I want her to keep sharing but it's also hilarious to think about all the stroller comments
I honestly didn't even think she'd own a stroller anymore with Donny being almost 4. she has a wagon for the park and doesn't really go anywhere
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Unpopular opinion but I don’t think the stroller is a big deal for trick or treating. If she is using it all the time, that’s different. I’ve seen typical ten-year-olds at Disney being pushed in them.
She is stupid for showing it though!
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Comparing walking at Disney to walking around for trick or treating is comparing apples to oranges…?
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