GaslightingHerFansandCancellingHerKidsPlansLikeJen Pt. 288

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    Narcissism101 I don’t ever remember her doing the long training either but it seems like she’s obviously done it because she is doing the two races. From her times yesterday it looks like she ran a consistent pace the whole race. Her first two splits today were the same pace just like they were yesterday (except slower than yesterday) meaning she was running consistently. She slowed down in the third split and will probably slow down a lot more in the last leg.

    She had to be training to be able to do these back to back.
     
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    Remind me…. What happened here that she required a wheelchair?
     
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    She hiked strenuous hikes back to back and she does Peloton, so her base is fine. A strict training plan isn’t necessary to be able to cover the mileage. It’s certainly helpful, in particular to prevent injury, but I know plenty of people who could go cover that distance tomorrow just with the athletic base they already have.
     
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    I wonder if she’ll take herself to the AMC Dine-in. Wasn’t that her post-race tradition with sweet boy Donald? :snickering:
     
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    The balloon ladies (unofficial sweepers) didn’t start until 6, and are at mile 8, so she has plenty of time. The 16mm pace begins when the last runner starts. So say you started at 5, you have all of that extra time to walk, do character stops, etc.
    during the marathon in January, some people even ride a ride if they have time. Jen is about to enter Epcot, the final stretch.
     
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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 7/11/2021, 13:56) 
    Narcissism101 I don’t ever remember her doing the long training either but it seems like she’s obviously done it because she is doing the two races. From her times yesterday it looks like she ran a consistent pace the whole race. Her first two splits today were the same pace just like they were yesterday (except slower than yesterday) meaning she was running consistently. She slowed down in the third split and will probably slow down a lot more in the last leg.

    She had to be training to be able to do these back to back.

    Training? Yes. Properly training? No way in hell. Her split times yesterday were pretty slow for a 10k, so she was barely jogging. If she runs a few miles a day, she could manage that for 6 miles on race day. But today her 5k split was 44 min I think? That’s a very brisk walking pace. There’s no way she has properly trained for this; she’s basically just “getting through it” any way she can so she can get her stupid medals.
     
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    She has a mile left.
     
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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 7/11/2021, 14:18) 
    She has a mile left.

    zwRFpiF
     
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    She will injure herself.

    That will give her something to obsess about all winter, since her favorite topic is herself.
     
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    I like watching her little head move on the map view😆
     
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    You know Jen is going to imply that the kids are going to Disney with the Ross family. She won't say as much but she'll couch it in a way that can be interpreted as "you don't know anything about my children. Of course they (will go/have gone) to Disney." And she'll say it in her creepy slow voice and tilted pea-brained head.

    It doesn't really matter if they go with their dad's side of the family. The point is Jen always chooses Jen. She would never inconvenience herself, especially for her children. This selfish cow doesn't want to experience anything through her children's eyes. To see a piggie like Jen living it up at Disney World without her children is beyond shameful. Any parent who goes without their kids (I'm not talking someone who was in town for something else and made a side trip) is the worst! This bitch boarded a plane during a pandemic to go to Disney without her young children. It's indefensible. I'm not saying anything new. Just venting about that selfish swine.
     
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    Jen trying to get off the plane after running for two days with no recent training under her belt.
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    Where is she??
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    Can't wait for the finish line pics! 💖💖💖
     
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    Did she stop to cry about her knee to Mickey?
     
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