GaslightingHerFansandCancellingHerKidsPlansLikeJen Pt. 288

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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 11/7/2021, 05:16 PM) 
    So I don’t understand all the running talk, jargon and times. I just want to know this. Are you guys basically saying she WALKED this??? How slow can you run before it’s a walk :lol:

    Also, Bertha has really been eating her feelings post Italy. Oink 🐷.

    Yep, she walked a ton of it. Taking over 15 minutes to cover a mile when you're actively running is pretty much not a thing; she was walking. And not even a hustle-walk. Disney races are expensive. Can't believe she shelled out a bunch of money to basically hobble through a race.
     
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    I have been enjoying this so much. I did a Marathon once on my bike? Does that count?
     
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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 7/11/2021, 17:16) 
    So I don’t understand all the running talk, jargon and times. I just want to know this. Are you guys basically saying she WALKED this??? How slow can you run before it’s a walk :lol:

    Also, Bertha has really been eating her feelings post Italy. Oink 🐷.

    Yes. 4mph is a really brisk walking pace. And if you’re really hustling, you can walk maybe 4.5mph before you literally have to start jogging.
     
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    She paid over $200 to walk through Disney. In the dark.
     
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    I'm picturing her casually strolling along while eating an ice cream cone 🍦 you do you boo ✌
     
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    QUOTE (CerealLurker @ 11/7/2021, 05:27 PM) 
    She paid over $200 to walk through Disney. In the dark.

    I like that she apparently hemmed and hawed for ages over getting a peloton because of the price (2K) but then shells out for the Disney race fee, flights, and hotel to do ONE athletic activity. Which she did not very athletic-ly.
     
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    QUOTE (consider the tortoise @ 11/7/2021, 11:24 AM) 
    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 11/7/2021, 05:16 PM) 
    So I don’t understand all the running talk, jargon and times. I just want to know this. Are you guys basically saying she WALKED this??? How slow can you run before it’s a walk :lol:

    Also, Bertha has really been eating her feelings post Italy. Oink 🐷.

    Yep, she walked a ton of it. Taking over 15 minutes to cover a mile when you're actively running is pretty much not a thing; she was walking. And not even a hustle-walk. Disney races are expensive. Can't believe she shelled out a bunch of money to basically hobble through a race.

    She paid the money to brag she ran both races, most Jenions won’t look at the results. Plus she got TWO! Medals, one at the end of each race. There are real marathoners who may run the half to keep up training. They are not stopping along the route to get pictures with the characters, they are not smiling like maniacs and air drumming for the cameras, they are serious runners. They may take their family with them to enjoy the parks after, but not Gene. I hope she gets dragged again today, all those who posted yesterday will have been blocked so hopefully they have a few more burner accounts.
     
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    Guys, it's our fault she did so badly. She was up all night, making notes about the scolding to come, so she didn't sleep and wasn't at her best.

    You should know by now, it's always our fault.
     
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    maybe she was up all night crying about live theater?
     
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    QUOTE (CerealLurker @ 7/11/2021, 17:27) 
    She paid over $200 to walk through Disney. In the dark.

    :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon

    Gene has been running for years, has a treadmill in her house and a Peloton subscription with hundreds of running classes. Managing to get a time this terrible is a special skill. Way to go, Big Bertha! Now treat yourself to a Mickey waffle!
     
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    She should treat herself to bunion surgery.
     
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    Being serious, though. She must have really hurt herself yesterday and it showed with her half-marathon today. I can't imagine the pain of her bunion after one race, and then try to do another one today.
     
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    WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS!! Give the people what they want!!

    (please post them here, I don’t want to create an account for this)
     
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    QUOTE (Depl @ 7/11/2021, 17:13) 
    These Disney races attract a certain kind of person. I know there are a lot of people who take them seriously. But there are a lot of people like Jen and this guy (a Disney vlogger) who just want to arse around the parks and get a Disney medal. His time was 1 hour and 47 minutes to do a 5K. He did it! :lol:

    F0629FFE-66AE-48C9-BA38-9A731362C697

    He has a 30 minute vlog of the whole thing on his YouTube channel though, so at least he is using it for content.
    Can anyone spot Wally/Waldo (Jen).
     
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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 7/11/2021, 17:41) 
    WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS!! Give the people what they want!!

    (please post them here, I don’t want to create an account for this)

    All of the accounts I already followed on IG are saying they're still waiting for photos...torture.
     
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