ConstantlyChangingTheNarrativeToSuitHerSelfishWhimsLikeJen Pt 289

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    Glad to see that the sad little pathetic Peloton flag bunting is still her one and only decoration of choice for the exercise room. :eyeroll:
     
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    Wow.. Those poor kids look as bored as I felt watching that clip..
     
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    I haven't been following Jen for a while. Could someone please tell me if she got a Peloton tread mill or is the one shown in her Insta with the kids in the workout room an older different brand that she already had? If it is the Peloton I assume she got the one they put out after the recall because of danger to poets and children?

    QUOTE (RossManor2.0 @ 11/13/2021, 01:43 PM) 
    She chooses the weirdest shit to feel superior about. No one should ever be bragging about a 4am alarm.

    When does she go to sleep? Is she constantly sleep-deprived? Getting up at 4AM would be torture.
     
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    Those Peleton banners... so sad.

    4 a.m. exercise on the weekend...or hell, any day. Excercise addiction and food disorder, line 1.

    Not being able to change exercise plans to and postpone them because those darn kids-----er precious babies are awake...sad

    Not changing exercise routine to include kids... sad

    Perceiving kids (and favorite child Winne) as a "viewing gallery"... sad

    Thinking this sad tableu is worthing of posting on IG rather than re-thinking one's priorities....also sad.
     
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    Someone needs to send this book to Jen's PO box:
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    I missed the small print earlier

    Apparently the Peloton peeps spent the morning discussing this guys missing pant legs???
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    Exciting stuff Jen
    😂😂😂
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    Take a day off, freak.

    Or go for a walk with the kids…or go on actual bike ride with them. The amount of demands to be pushed up hills during the training wheel stage is a full body workout and then some.

    I don’t know about you guys, but I have such fond memories of speculating about some guy on TV’s pants while my mother rode a stationary bike.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 11/8/2021, 09:14 PM) 
    Large Marge Not Looking So In Charge
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    Oh yes this is so Jen! Thanks for the well-deserved chuckle.
     
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    QUOTE (seabassJr @ 13/11/2021, 22:33) 
    I don’t know about you guys, but I have such fond memories of speculating about some guy on TV’s pants while my mother rode a stationary bike.

    This is why it’s sad. Their memories of mom eating slop and overexercising.

    It’s a Saturday. They aren’t in school. Take them somewhere!
     
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    theres no reason for her to force her kids to watch her work out on a saturday morning. Literally zero reason
    She is pathological
    Move your workout to when they're asleep or just skip it. Absolutely ridiculous.
     
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    Trying to imagine my mother doing this to us as kids 🤭 ha ha, nope.

    The only people setting alarms for 4am are those having to do night shift work. She's a freak.
     
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    That is not the montessori way. Let those kids get their shoes on and throw down a yoga mat down for them. Show them, teach them, it's not all about you. You missed another chance to bond with your kids.
     
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    Just trying to wrap my head around waking up in the middle of the night to exercise and...looking like that 😁
     
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    Peloton has some family dance classes she could have done with the kids and they would have had a blast. Instead they get to watch her while sitting on the floor probably saying nothing. Or asking if they can go back to Daddy's house.

    And why 4am... on a Saturday. It's not like she has a job, plans or anything.
     
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    QUOTE (KittyOfLeisure @ 13/11/2021, 21:39) 
    I haven't been following Jen for a while. Could someone please tell me if she got a Peloton tread mill or is the one shown in her Insta with the kids in the workout room an older different brand that she already had? If it is the Peloton I assume she got the one they put out after the recall because of danger to poets and children?

    QUOTE (RossManor2.0 @ 11/13/2021, 01:43 PM) 
    She chooses the weirdest shit to feel superior about. No one should ever be bragging about a 4am alarm.

    When does she go to sleep? Is she constantly sleep-deprived? Getting up at 4AM would be torture.

    I don’t think she has the Peloton tread. When I was able to see her Peloton activity, her tread classes didn’t show any kind of output like they would show with the Peloton tread.
     
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