ConstantlyChangingTheNarrativeToSuitHerSelfishWhimsLikeJen Pt 289

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    She never needs to get up at 4am to work out. Gene, you can get up at 6:45, wake the children, make sure they are dressed for day care, have breakfast with them. Then take them to school, come home, let the mop out to do her business, then you can do 3 hours of sweating like a pig. After that you can shower, with SOAP or shower gel, wash your greasy hair with nothing fancy shampoo, some light conditioner, rinse it out, dress, blow dry and go get the heir. See how easy that is? While he is home, give him a balanced lunch, read with him, let him play a bit. A short nap for him before you go get the other one. Once she is home, make a nice, NON VEGAN dinner and have it together. Your kids would love to see you as a caring parent. Not the selfish twat that you are.
     
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    Predictable like Jen…

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    I wonder if those kids ever say anything about watching stuff on a tv that's 20 feet away, with desk chairs right in front of them.
     
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    Thanks Gary👍
    You summed up Jen’s life perfectly 😂😂



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    Move those fucking chairs!

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    Is there painters tape around the fireplace?
     
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    If she needed to exercise that bad they have family exercise videos for kids. I would love to do that with my son. He’s autistic so it takes a lot. However, I bought my son a kids yoga mat because I noticed he tries to copy me. He likes to get on the elliptical and treadmill when I workout. He’s 7 and doesn’t stay on the machines for too long, but loves floor exercises.

    Her stories just scream “look! I’m spending all this time with my kids!” Nothing from her ever seems genuine.
     
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    Is she not having them for Christmas or something? Or she just want to be the first to do things this year with the kids? We did that at my mom's house they would say.
     
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    yay the front room is furnished!

    jk lol. it's still empty
     
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    QUOTE (Idancelikejen @ 14/11/2021, 00:09) 
    Is she not having them for Christmas or something? Or she just want to be the first to do things this year with the kids? We did that at my mom's house they would say.

    I think she is only doing it because they told her they already did the tree(s) at Daddy’s house.

    Jen is probably nostril flaring and swallowing her rage, with every ornament she puts on that tree.
     
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    You got me on that one. Lol. Priceless
     
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    Exercising with the kids being potatoes in the same room: how can she literally do NOTHING right, i.e. take the day off or put on a kid friendly exercise video or just have a dance party offline?! :tearing-hair:
     
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    If she needed to exercise that bad they have family exercise videos for kids.

    There are some amazing kids yoga classes with Frozen, Minecraft, etc. themes and my kids love them! Everything she does is joyless.
     
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    QUOTE (zizizouzou @ 14/11/2021, 00:13) 
    QUOTE (Idancelikejen @ 14/11/2021, 00:09) 
    Is she not having them for Christmas or something? Or she just want to be the first to do things this year with the kids? We did that at my mom's house they would say.

    I think she is only doing it because they told her they already did the tree(s) at Daddy’s house.

    Jen is probably nostril flaring and swallowing her rage, with every ornament she puts on that tree.

    Nostril flares with glitter shooting out
     
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    QUOTE (EyerollOlympian @ 13/11/2021, 19:20) 
    I might be in the minority here but I agree with Scary Mommy's post. Losing ones virginity for boys still doesn't hold the same significance as for girls. And life achievements for boys are still held at a higher aim, then for girls. It's better than it was but we still need to fight for a lot more.

    As for her Insta post, she has those kids for a precious little time. You'd think she would skip her cherished exercise when they are awake and do it while they nap or later in the evening. But no.Jen is always first on Jen's list.

    See? I don’t get it. I’m 43, and always knew that whatever I wanted to be, I could be. I don’t even remember it being specifically taught to me or any of my friends, it was just there. It was always just accepted as fact, and in school the girls were usually the smarter ones anyway.
    Has something changed? Because I’ve never seen anyone tell a girl that they couldn’t be what they want to be.
     
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