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    What a fun and festive holiday night. Putting on sparkly leggings to exercise with your best friends, with whom you have a parasocial relationship with, and then post pictures of your big butt to no one in particular.
     
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    QUOTE (ConfusedLikeJen @ 23/12/2021, 16:38) 
    She was a lot less curvy when she starved herself on kale in 2020 to get Don back.

    Remember the skimpy dress and the swimsuit?

    Don did not love her then, either. He did not love her when she cried about milk, when she made him move his meat to the garage, and so many other times. She let herself go, right up until she decided the kale diet would brung him back. As soon as she returned home from that failure, the sweet cardboard, filled with sawdust, vegan sweet treats appeared and so did dat ass.
     
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    Yes- weights are key. And if she did start weight training? Her body would help her to keep burning off the sugar.
     
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    What would be her reasoning to post a natural, thicker body if she truly wasn't ok with it? Maybe she is. Or maybe her brain is telling her it is ok. As someone who grew up with a mom with disorders around food and the idolization of being thin, it does a number on you. My brain says changes in my body are ok, going up a size or number on the scale is natural, but deep down there is a part of me that still holds onto what was taught to me growing up, unfortunately. This is probably the case with Jen, and I don't think *deep down* will she ever be authentically ok with being average, thicker, and curvy. She will always struggle and have her brain tell her it is ok, and then she will post as proof she really believes it... every few months as a reminder. That's my guess.

    What really gets me with her body posts is the fact she gained that weight with all that exercise. I understand she does strength training but we know she relies on the cardio for anxiety relief. I'd really like to know what she eats in a day, not to judge, just for pure entertainment.

    I wish I was in a society that doesn't have so much pride and/or shame in the body. It's just all around us. I envy Diane in Denmark when she shares they skinny dip and change clothes in front of each other because they body is just a body and no one in the culture things a thing about it...it just is. It seems Jen has swung from hating on her body by excessive exercise, calorie counting (remember the 100 cal bags), the trend dieting, and the kale salads... to My Body Is SO Awesome. Why can't a body just be a flesh vessel and call it a day?
     
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    I doubt she does the intake verses output of calories. I is, to me, shocking how few calories are burned doing cardio. She gobbles, wolfes down thousands of calories a day, then burns 355 between her tread and her bike. A woman her age should average 1200 - 1400 intake a day? Yetta Maybe you have the real stats?

    Can I brag? My walk around y block was 1,180 steps. And it was not fast. May I eat a package of fudge stripes now?
     
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 12/23/2021, 04:54 PM) 
    I doubt she does the intake verses output of calories. I is, to me, shocking how few calories are burned doing cardio. She gobbles, wolfes down thousands of calories a day, then burns 355 between her tread and her bike. A woman her age should average 1200 - 1400 intake a day? Yetta Maybe you have the real stats?

    Can I brag? My walk around y block was 1,180 steps. And it was not fast. May I eat a package of fudge stripes now?

    Yes! It's christmas, have the fudge stripes to celebrate both!

    It's amazing how hungry excessive *hard* cardio can make you. Maybe one of the trainers here can answer the reasoning...maybe it has to do with blood sugar, or being dehydrated...? But when I have had a hard session on the bike I get off and want a full on PB&J lol. Call me Jen. Usually I find I want to eat more than the calories I burned.
     
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    No one cares about her body. It's the humble-bragging, self-congratulations, virtue-signaling, and hypocritical contradictions that make people roll their eyes.
     
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    QUOTE (merino wool underwear @ 12/23/2021, 06:16 AM) 
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    she looks like she usually does in her bedroom mirror.

    What’s wrong with her head?
     
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    How many times has Jen 'cured' her anxiety?

    How many times has she 'learned to love her body'?

    She is stuck in a weird swirling vortex.
     
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    Yep, same old, recurring epiphany #34,187
     
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    QUOTE (OMGjen @ 23/12/2021, 17:13) 
    QUOTE (merino wool underwear @ 12/23/2021, 06:16 AM) 
    Screenshot-530

    she looks like she usually does in her bedroom mirror.

    What’s wrong with her head?

    Stretch filter
     
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    QUOTE (Bye Bye Baby @ 23/12/2021, 17:19) 
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    This will never stop being funny!

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    She’s just saying that she’s happy with her curvy body because Tens is lean and fit, and Jen has been on this journey to prove that she’s sooo happy being the opposite of Mrs. Ross #2.

    Also, she just wants the headpats.
     
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    LonelyLikeJen strikes again! Just her and her exercise room to keep her warm this Christmas Week!

    Welcome home and enjoy the divorce you deserve Jen.
     
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