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    Beetrix she’ll probably hire someone to record her riding a motorcycle. To most of us, that sounds ridiculous. But that’s honestly something she’d do
     
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    Biker Jen??





    but yes, for snark 🍿 🤭
     
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    A helmet attachment of some kind?

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    Biker Jen?

    Only if she gets a sleeve tattoo of a Phoenix too.
     
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    Didn’t she recently buy a leather jacket? Pleeeeeease tell me she has a bike in the garage already. Biker Jen might be a fun persona!
     
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    I know some people may think I am overreacting but Jen considering getting a motorcycle is definitely one of her worst and most irresponsible WHIMS yet
    You know how many experienced motorcyclists get in accidents every year? it is soooo dangerous
    Like it's perfectly fine to want to pick up new and exciting hobbies later in life, why is Jen continually choosing hobbies that are dangerous?

    (( ETA: my dad has been a biker for over 40 years and I owned a motorcycle for a while myself. Rode with him often when I was a kid. Just don't want anyone to think I'm a pearl clutcher ))
     
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    Charlotte on a float three feet away from Jen in the middle of a puddle. Doing tandem gliding with a reputable company. Yeah, there was some overreacting.

    The motorcycle, no. ER staff call them “donorcycles” for a reason.

    Motorcycles are fun - but not a hobby to take up with young children and no prior experience. Choose your guitar(s), Jen.
     
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    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 3/1/2022, 01:04) 
    This isn't in The End and After thread, but the closing date of her house purchase was 12 Feb 2020 (Zillow).

    And also on the same day she posted about being ecstatic.

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    QUOTE (NorthShoreExchange @ 3/1/2022, 06:30) 
    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 3/1/2022, 01:04) 
    This isn't in The End and After thread, but the closing date of her house purchase was 12 Feb 2020 (Zillow).

    And also on the same day she posted about being ecstatic.

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    This photo gives me such an urge to count my own teeth.
     
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    What is this I hear about a motorcycle?

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    QUOTE (Todolovethebaby2 @ 3/1/2022, 06:45) 
    QUOTE (NorthShoreExchange @ 3/1/2022, 06:30) 

    This photo gives me such an urge to count my own teeth.

    I just counted, you can see 8 when I smile. Jen is 12 on the top row alone!
     
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    QUOTE (seabassJr @ 3/1/2022, 06:27) 
    The motorcycle, no. ER staff call them “donorcycles” for a reason.

    Can confirm. I have seen things that just cannot be unseen. Just unbelievably tragic. Even if the motorcyclist does everything correctly - sometimes it just doesn’t matter. The oncoming vehicle, the telephone pole, the sudden change in weather, these things are all stronger and they will win.

    Not to say it isn’t fun. My dad used to have one and I loved it. I would have loved to learn to ride. I’m probably fortunate that he decided to sell it before I was old enough to learn.
     
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    My dad had an accident when I was little and wrecked his shoulder.
     
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    So 2022 Jen will be a biker. 🙄 why didn’t she do all these things before kids? She was a shopaholic housewife before kids who played Susie homemaker. She has kids, decides to get divorced, start traveling, hiking alone in sketchy areas, camping alone, now motorcycles? Wow! Her priorities are so backwards.
     
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    lol she is so desperate to be the "cool" girl. I am here for this. Go on Jen, get on that bike!
     
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