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    Perimenopause Jen: The Soulless Ghoul

    I've got a great name for your next channel rebrand, Jen. I'll let you have it for free.
     
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 3/14/2022, 01:47 PM) 
    Jen looks like a soulless ghoul. Couldn't even find anything to wear but a wrinkled Target v-neck for her once a year outing.

    New username up for grabs: Soulless Ghoul :cheering-clapping-smiley-emotic
     
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    Why would she not throw on a cute shirt, jewelry and make up? She looks like she rolled out of bed and wandered into the conference room looking for breakfast.

    The woman she’s with is so cute and put together.

    In her effort to be uncaged, she’s coming across as unhinged.
     
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    She’s depressed. You need some real help, Jen.

    Stop listening to advice from a smug, annoying af Instagram divorce “specialist”.
     
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    Re: Kids activities, I could see Jen blowing off their activities on her weekends. Especially if *that* woman’s kids are also in the class.
     
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    I’m 29 and a mom of 2 and I’m sorry but I look damn good in my skinny jeans 😌😂😂😂
     
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    QUOTE (JoiRisen @ 14/3/2022, 21:00) 
    I’m 29 and a mom of 2 and I’m sorry but I look damn good in my skinny jeans 😌😂😂😂

    And Jen is almost 40 and does not.
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 14/3/2022, 20:54) 
    She’s depressed. You need some real help, Jen.

    Stop listening to advice from a smug, annoying af Instagram divorce “specialist”.

    She won’t do that because she’ll never admit her true feelings about her divorce. Jen is too proud to say that she is hurt and lonely as a result of her split from the Rosses. Why would she be depressed when she planned to divorce Don for years? Jen is so committed to her revisionist history because she can never admit that she was wrong about anything. Including her behavior towards Don, and her dishonesty about wanting children. Of course Don had his part to play in the split as well. I’m not putting the blame entirely on her. But he’s not the one who still can’t let go, two years later.
     
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    UncagedUnkemptUnhingedLikeJen
     
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    UpsetAboutCurrentEventsSoForgetAnyNewContentLikeJen #can’tbeartosayit
     
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    QUOTE (TuesdayErrands @ 14/3/2022, 19:44) 
    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 14/3/2022, 19:12) 
    I wonder if Jen will ever move on from skin tight jeans and jeggings. Looser fit pants would better hide the saddlebags she's definitely NOT self-conscious about.

    This is the type of “millennial style” that the zoomers make fun of. I used to shake my cane at those kids for thinking they invented all the rehashed 90’s trends. X) (A lot of which were just recycled from the 60’s/70’s anyway. I can now understand how the boomers must have felt seeing all of us millennials in bell bottoms.)

    However I’ve never been a fan of skinny jeans, especially the cropped ones! I’m all for looser fitting jeans coming back in style. Jen is regressing back to her teen years anyway. Might as well go all in and let go of the momiform. (As long as they don’t try to bring hiphuggers back. That’s a bridge too far.)

    As a 90's teen I get a kick out of seeing the kiddos rehashing our questionable fashion choices. I do enjoy the wide variety of denim options these days. The skinny/jegging era was so boring.
     
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    Just a random thought as I make plans to meet a friend for dinner Friday night...

    Can you imagine, even for a minute, being Jen, not-so-newly divorced, with no need to work or deal with the daily grind, living in a big house with two little ones who are gone half the time, and not having even one girlfriend to call and hang out with or to meet for a nice lunch or dinner?

    I mean, I don't feel at all sorry for her; it's the life that 'works for her' but it's just so bizarre. And what man will want someone who doesn't have a single friend? That alone is a huge red flag (trust me, I was involved with a friendless man and it's an issue).

    Jen hon, get out of your own head, go do something, meet people, volunteer, help out at school. It's really pretty easy to make friends with other moms thru school or kids' events. You have all the time in the world to process, deep dive, give yourself grace, and lean into whatever the hell you want and still find enough hours in the day to interact with other humans who may actually be interesting and fun and enjoyable to be around. Why don't you 'explore' relationships for a bit and forget cold and empty A-frames in the woods for awhile? Did you ever stop to think that some people have many rich and wonderful things to offer besides money and head pats? Those idiots on YT and IG are not your friends. Neither is your camera.
     
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    QUOTE (Peloton3547 @ 3/14/2022, 11:52 AM) 
    What’s the best video to learn more about Jen?

    The Broken Christmas Tree vlog. Someone will provide a link I am sure.
    That one is the Ode to Narcissism, and the " single mom with 2 kids " karma jubilee.
     
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    QUOTE (JoiRisen @ 14/3/2022, 21:00) 
    I’m 29 and a mom of 2 and I’m sorry but I look damn good in my skinny jeans 😌😂😂😂

    Sorry to say it, but you’re a millennial. Of course you like your skinny jeans!

    Let’s face it fellow grannies, times are changing. :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    Just kidding. Plenty of women look good in tight pants, but it’s not for everyone. I can see that this is going to be a topic where we have to reiterate that any criticism applies only to Jen. It’s not about anyone here.
     
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