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Who is going as Nipple Analysis Tinder D**? 👀 . -
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This is making me realize that there are so so many Jen versions along with side characters and accessories (fluffing gloves, anyone?) that beyond Jenoween, there could easily be a Jenvention, complete with all the cosplay costumes. Heck, there are even quite a few versions of each the side characters that the costume possibilities are endless! . -
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I’ll be Meltoton!! . -
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JENCON!!!!!!!
See you in Glenview 2023!. -
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I’ve so enjoyed this! I’ve been laughing out loud. I’ll be making up with Tiffany Jen . -
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Ack! I feel like all the good Jens have been taken. I found her a couple years pre-CC when I was planning a WDW trip and was always thrilled when she went because she made the place seem so boring.
So I think I will be Vegan at WDW Jen and send anything back that has the teeniest suggestion of an animal product.. -
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I’ll be there in a blue sequinned minidress and 4-inch strappy heels —I’ll be Jen’s worst nightmare! . -
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Close enough!
You rang?. -
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Jen would gasp if she heard how many times we’ve had our 2 suitcases repaired after airline damage. I repair them because they really are our favorites and it’s cheaper than buying more. Also, only 2 suitcases we own. . -
.Has anyone claimed “Family Appropriate”Utah Jen yet? Like when she would wear decades old plaid pajama pants with special underwear that was acceptable to wear around the Rosses at the Log Cabin? And a bralette under the tee shirt she slept in?
I found Jen when I was planning my first-ever trip to Disney World and found her packing videos. I didn’t start watching the Housewife Life vlogs until way after they were originally filmed, and once I watched a handful of those I sought you guys out, thinking, “I can’t be the only person who thinks this chick is CRAZY!”
This is the closest I’ll get to You Rang? I’ll come dressed up in granny panties and a bralette, chin dancing trying to woo Don back.. -
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Think of all the merch and swag opportunities!. -
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I will go as crafty Jen with pipe cleaner clothes pin Christmas card holders. . -
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I will go as “ at altitude” Jen, I’ll be running and baking and messing up birthday cakes! . -
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I’ll be wearing head to toe J Crew from at least a decade ago. I will bring a shopping cart with a post-it grocery list on the handle, and the same grocery list displayed on my phone screen. I will also bring reusable shopping bags for all of you - they will have the logo of wherever we are having this event. Nobody can ride with me because my car will be full of returns for other stores. . -
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I will definitely be there with all of my 300 teeth drinking Listerine and wearing a salty ball cap .
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