Will Jen Shower for her Live- inspired by Meow’s post
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  • Jen will not shower for the live because Patrons are her friends and it’s all ok among friends. No need to clean up.
    78.34%
    170
  • Jen will shower and clean up for the live because she reads here and wants to prove us wrong.
    21.20%
    46
  • Other- please explain 🤷‍♀️
    0.46%
    1
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TensStunsInLaceWhileJenStuffsHerFace Pt. 334

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  1. Captain Bunion of Fury
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    Jen is looking for a reservoir appropriate swimsuit for her summer pilgrimage to Don's lost ring.
    Here is an idea that should cover all her trouble spots.

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    QUOTE (CleanAddict @ 5/9/2022, 08:40 PM) 
    Honestly, I think Jen is much prettier than Tens. Comparing Jen at her worst to Tens at her best is not fair. Not that it matters. Just my opinion.

    I do worry about Jen. Despite her questionable actions and decisions with which I disagree, she looks really unwell. I hope she relies on her network of family to pull herself out of this. Divorce is hard. An honest look at oneself is sometimes hard. But, one TRULY must go through the fire, at times, before the smoke clears and life looks bright, again.

    Jen's best feature was her big, brown eyes. Her nose and mouth were always unattractive and masculine. Her eyes are dead now. As they say, the eyes are the window to the soul. Ageing also plays a part, especially when it comes to eyes.
     
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    QUOTE (Captain Bunion of Fury @ 5/10/2022, 03:38 AM) 
    Jen is looking for a reservoir appropriate swimsuit for her summer pilgrimage to Don's lost ring.
    Here is an idea that should cover all her trouble spots.

    Screenshot_20220509-213732_DuckDuckGo

    Add on a pair of extra wide swim shoes to cover the bunions
     
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    I mean, I guess it’s a good thing she realized the swim leggings were stupid & got rid of them?

    Also, you can Glennon Doyle yourself all you want & go all natural, no-makeup, no style/ath-leisure wear & be faux proud of your journey & new man-hating, liberated/non-caged ways all you want, but, at the end of the day, you’re going to be happier & look better doing life Tens’ way.
     
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    QUOTE (Land Creature @ 10/5/2022, 03:36) 

    This made me LOL
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    QUOTE (CleanAddict @ 10/5/2022, 02:59) 
    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 10/5/2022, 02:43) 
    Jen has looked “her worst” for years. At some point it becomes who she is now.

    She’s also been separated for almost 3 years and officially divorced for a year and a half. Her behavior now is pathetic.

    There really is no timetable for depression.

    Of course not.

    But she’s doing NOTHING to deal with it.

    This is who she is now.
     
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    Reminder Instagram stories go away after 24 hours … not sure how close we are to that …
     
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    Wanted to share a few random thoughts:

    I noticed that Jeff gained a decent amount of new followers over the weekend. I assume it’s from idiot jenions, I don’t get it, just watch his account it’s public. I feel like people can’t help themselves and then ruin it for everyone.

    In a way I hope Julie wasn’t at the wedding weekend. I feel like she’s a traitor. The entire Ross fam has distanced / cut Jen off except for Julie - I get it, Winnie - but still. Loyalty is a big thing in my opinion and she should stick with family and wish Winnie well.

    I hope Jen isn’t trying to turn her kids against Tens. I can see her trying to manipulate and create a wedge although from the photos it doesn’t look like it’s working.

    That’s all for now. Thanks for listening!
     
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    QUOTE (SmoothiesLikeLily @ 10/5/2022, 03:42) 
    I mean, I guess it’s a good thing she realized the swim leggings were stupid & got rid of them?

    Also, you can Glennon Doyle yourself all you want & go all natural, no-makeup, no style/ath-leisure wear & be faux proud of your journey & new man-hating, liberated/non-caged ways all you want, but, at the end of the day, you’re going to be happier & look better doing life Tens’ way.

    Don’t remember her saying that the leggings were gifted to her by Lands’ End?
     
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    QUOTE (NorthShoreExchange @ 10/5/2022, 02:26) 
    Found the whole set if you need it to go with your furnitures - only $5569!

    www.replacements.com/china-mottahe...n=shopping_feed

    I ordered TWO sets, one for each yatch.
     
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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 5/9/2022, 01:11 PM)
    She takes her social media breaks the same way she doesn’t eat sugar, drink alcohol or shop impulsively. Patreon is not social media.

    I suspect there’s a rule in Jen’s house that “we don’t talk about what happens in the other home”. “We” being the children, of course.

    1) Jen will never find another man
    2) Jen will NEVER get over Donald and the life and structure he provided. She is utterly adrift.

    I’m way late but….

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    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 10/5/2022, 03:52) 
    QUOTE (NorthShoreExchange @ 10/5/2022, 02:26) 
    Found the whole set if you need it to go with your furnitures - only $5569!

    www.replacements.com/china-mottahe...n=shopping_feed

    I ordered TWO sets, one for each yatch.

    :hearty-laugh:
     
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 10/5/2022, 01:29) 
    Would someone care to share the Patreon comments under the crypt keeper update video? I'm curious what Jenions are saying.

    Lots of swimsuit recommendations and a couple of “hope you had a lovely Mother’s Day” comments. She’s totally deflecting all of those and not talking about what she did (or didn’t) do that day.
    Her comments always come off as “I have to respond because you’re paying me” rather than feeling genuine.
     
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    QUOTE (NorthShoreExchange @ 10/5/2022, 02:26) 
    Found the whole set if you need it to go with your furnitures - only $5569!

    www.replacements.com/china-mottahe...n=shopping_feed

    Jen thanks you for linking it. She has Patreon money to burn now.
     
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    QUOTE (WhiteChristmasIsMyFavoriteMovie @ 5/9/2022, 08:28 PM) 
    I honestly don’t think we are giving Don credit. I’ve always felt and thought this. He’s a great catch!!! He looks great. I get looks wise and politically he may not be everyone’s cup of tea. I still think Tens was super smart in snatching him up. He’s a great father, husband and I don’t want to make you guys vomit but probably a great person to enjoy the extracurricular activities with lol

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