EvenGeorgeGlassDoesn'tWantAPieceOfJen'sAss Pt 353

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    That side eye from CC! :hearty-laugh: If looks could kill!

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    The thing I don't get is: Jen complains she never has time with the kids, but then when the kids are there, she doesn't spend time with them? Which one is it, Jen? Skip your workout, go to Target or Amazon, buy a sprinkler for the kids. They will be entertained all afternoon. Put some slop on your new grill while they play. It's not that fucking hard. :hi-computer-smiley-emoticon:

    Follow up: Buy a Nintendo switch, and get the switch sports. Me and my nieces spent HOURS playing this past week.
     
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    why would she use the duster part and not the long handle to touch that nasty ass bunny?
     
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    QUOTE (Schneck @ 17/7/2022, 21:11) 
    why would she use the duster part and not the long handle to touch that nasty ass bunny?

    Because it’s Jen everything more complicated than necessary
     
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 7/17/2022, 02:36 PM)
    QUOTE (Laughing Lurker @ 17/7/2022, 20:25) 
    OH, for F'sakes, what kind of babysitter allows kids to jump on the furniture? 25 years ago I babysat for a hellion friend of my son's, when they were both about 5 and when he took off running on my sectional, I told him we don't do that in this house, get down. I wonder how many times those words are said in Don's house? Or if they even try acting like little animals?

    They seem to behave at school, so they likely just know they can get away with it with Jen.

    She seems to be stuck in a cycle where her kids are obnoxious and badly behaved, so she doesn't want to parent them or spend time with them, which leads them to act out and be obnoxious and badly behaved, etc.

    QUOTE (bleucheese @ 17/7/2022, 20:32) 
    QUOTE (gardenhoe @ 17/7/2022, 20:13) 
    Can anyone make out what CC was singing in the basement?

    sounded like genie in a bottle to me

    Jen was singing it to Donny in a recent video. Because "You gotta rub me the right way" is just what you want your four and six year-olds singing.

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    She got back on the bike after lunch? What a bad babysitter.

    And she is going to watch them by herself for two weeks in August with nothing but a local pool to break up the time? Someone in the family should intervene
     
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    Maybe she still puts them down for naps. Quiet time for an hour kids! Stay in your rooms…mummy needs some Me time!
     
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    QUOTE (Backuppost box @ 17/7/2022, 20:21) 
    Unbelievable poor kids playing alone
    Can someone help me and explain to me the word clutch? I’m not a native speaker and i have problems about Jen’s words and which words she uses for something’s
    I can’t understand why she doing sports so much when she has the kids.

    It's a sports term for winning the game. Delivering a clutch play to win the game. Clutching the game in the final seconds.

    I think Jen thinks it means awesome, from the way she's used it before.

    Jen is a rumpus clutch leaning into dufous.
     
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    Family exercise would maybe be a walk together, exploring things. A Museum or Aquarium. Get out and enjoy your kids. It's Summer.
     
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    QUOTE (BusyBeeingFestiveLikeJenn @ 7/17/2022, 09:59 PM) 
    Family exercise would maybe be a walk together, exploring things. A Museum or Aquarium. Get out and enjoy your kids. It's Summer.

    Summer yet they're still wearing winter jammies.

    #seasonallikejenny
     
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    Her misuse of phrases, and doubling down on them when pointed out she’s wrong, is part of what keeps me watching. I love watching her make a fool out of herself.

    My money is on the afternoon bike ride during punishment for throwing Bunsy in the chandelier. Donny probably still takes naps (whether he needs one or not) and CC was sent to her room. Jen strikes me as an all or nothing discipline giver. And it’s confusing for the kids because more than likely it’s not consistent nor does the punishment fit the crime.

    Throw Bunsy in a chandelier by accident? You’re grounded!!!

    Jumping on furniture? Hahahahaha, that’s too funny.
     
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 17/7/2022, 21:47) 
    QUOTE (Backuppost box @ 17/7/2022, 20:21) 
    Unbelievable poor kids playing alone
    Can someone help me and explain to me the word clutch? I’m not a native speaker and i have problems about Jen’s words and which words she uses for something’s
    I can’t understand why she doing sports so much when she has the kids.

    It's a sports term for winning the game. Delivering a clutch play to win the game. Clutching the game in the final seconds.

    I think Jen thinks it means awesome, from the way she's used it before.

    Jen is a rumpus clutch leaning into dufous.

    Ah thank you so much! Never heard of this but now it makes sense to me.
     
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    I personally love when she uses the word Clutch! Makes me laugh!!




    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 17/7/2022, 20:52) 
    Jenny trying to be so woke with her verbiage but I don't think that is the right way to use the word "clutch."
    Speaking of jumping on furniture...when my oldest was in 1st grade he invited all his little friends over for his birthday party. The first boy in the house started jumping on the couch. I thought...what kind of parents would let their kids do that?

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    Yes, I'm going to start calling her Jenny from now on since she insisted that she doesn't like to be called that. 🤣
     
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    Why does she always make her kids cover up so much? Long sleeve jammies with long pants in the middle of summer? CC always having to wear leggings, even under skirts. She never makes sense. My kids are in shorts and shorts pajamas all summer.
     
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