Paging Nick, Jen Needs a Real Dick, Like Jen Pt 362

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    Yes. Diva cup.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 26/8/2022, 03:12) 
    Yes. Diva cup.

    :sick:
     
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    All this talk about how selfish Jen is got me thinking that she reminds me of someone. I couldn’t put my finger on it but I think I finally figured it out. We’ve all heard of Scrooge McDuck, but muffin top ladies, I present to you Scrooge McDick Shorts

    6C971D8B-5612-4101-919E-B211756C7A48
     
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    QUOTE (NorthShoreExchange @ 26/8/2022, 02:51) 
    QUOTE (Yetta @ 25/8/2022, 17:30) 
    Mine did

    Mine did too.

    I’m glad someone mentioned this! Mine didn’t change after the update either.
     
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    QUOTE (Curveball @ 25/8/2022, 22:51) 
    Easily, there could be a Bakery Consulting firm specializing in:

    *Psychoanalysis
    *Dear Abby and Miss Manners type advice
    *Cold Case review
    *Where’s Waldo style location services
    *Private Investigation of any kind
    *General research on any topic (medical, legal, shopping sources, construction, home remodeling, financial)
    *Relationships and match-making

    And I am sure much more. What did I miss?

    The combined skill set of the “Bakery collective” is diverse and vast.

    Add chest hair, nightstand and kitchen hardware analysis
     
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    Just watched her Oregon video. I can’t stand that raspy voice and heavy breathing. Like clear your throat before you start speaking to the camera!!!! Also when she showed her phone close up it included her gross thumb. She has some of the ugliest thumbs I have ever seen.
     
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    What's funny about Paula is that she's written some nasty comments under videos for the 2 Orchids. They are two idiots and they have a board on here. I only know about them because of this board--so I think Paula either is on Youtube all day, on this board all day or both.

    Paula strikes me as one of those elders who's a terror on Facebook too.
     
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    Paula is what Jen will be in 40 years (or sooner) a washed up no one who doesn’t have anyone in their lives due to their own inability to be a decent person - Jen is already there but the cherry on top will be her kids writing her off.
     
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    QUOTE (Spork Meltdown @ 26/8/2022, 01:48) 
    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 8/26/2022, 01:17 AM) 
    YT comment

    Paula responds............ :b_wink:

    Paula
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    I’m one of those ass blowing friends I guess. I’ll never be as smart as Nicole. But you can stay home alone and find danger. There are dangers going to the grocery store, to a parade, to church, to the theater. I’m glad Jen is doing life HER WAY. It might not be your way Nicole but that’s ok. She loves her kids just as much as you love yours so stop with the passive aggressive messaging. Be happy for her. Unless you’re jealous. Then I suggest therapy!

    Original poster said “blowing smoke”
    Paula says “ass blowing”, which is really awkward and makes me uncomfortable

    I do not know Nicole, but believe Paula’s is right that she will never be smarter than her.

    She never said she doesn’t love her kids. She said they need her around (debatable, but still).

    The theater? Jen is no Abe Lincoln

    There’s really nothing passive aggressive about the original comment
     
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    Paula, I really dislike using “get therapy” as an insult. It’s gross on so many levels.
     
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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 26/8/2022, 01:17) 
    YT comment

    I can’t believe I might feel like jenfending here. But this comment is such a pile of passive aggressive sanctimony, Jen would be quite within her rights to tell whoever wrote this to go fuck themselves.

    “Those poor children who need you”. Pfft.

    Paula, however can fuck right off :)
     
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    I might want to change my name to Ass Blowing Friend.
     
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    I think if anyone actually believed she was enjoying herself on these adventures maybe it wouldn't feel so purposefully risky. But she looks and sounds like she is about to cry in every camping video and she barely spends and time in each spot!
     
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    I’m not that bothered about the risks she’s taking on with her camping. It’s completely true that she’s far more likely to get injured or die driving to the Soup Kitchen than while sleeping in her car in the woods. But I am enjoying the heck out of the Bakery’s scary true crime bedtime stories for Jen.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 26/8/2022, 03:12) 
    Yes. Diva cup.

    Nothing like attracting the bears like a little fresh blood around the campsite.
     
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