FromBuyingOutConsumerGoodsToShittingInTheWoodsLikeJen Pt. 363

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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 28/8/2022, 19:31) 
    Does that Eva girl have tattoos?

    Yes she does.
    A black one on her left arm and a red and blue one her right arm
     
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    Jen your body is not a canvas. You are not cool. You are not a tattoo girl. And that just has to be OK. 👍
     
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    How about a tattoo of a nice big peen cos that's the closest she'll ever get to one again.

    Edited by Nefarious Sharewithblunder - 8/28/2022, 08:47 PM
     
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    I’ll believe that Jenny actually goes through with a tattoo when I see it. She’s the queen of not following through.
     
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    I’m waiting for the”WHAAA, the tattoo artist DIDN’T listen to me…this is NOT what I told them I wanted.” Then the manic spiral of her fixing it with another tattoo.
     
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    I can't wait to see her new tattoo. It will be something lame, either a shitquote, mountains or perhaps something Disney? She never does anything original, so whose tattoo will she copy?

    And I agree, the motorbike is on its way, her 40th birthday present to herself...
     
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    Maybe put Snoopy on the bunion if she insists on keeping it.
     
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    Bunion surgery would be a much better 40th birthday gift to herself. Life changing. She could wear nice shoes
     
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    QUOTE (zizizouzou @ 28/8/2022, 19:18) 
    And the Bakery calls it again! :clapping-hands-above-head-smile

    I believe it was PowderRoomCandy who predicted the tattoo first. Please come and collect your special Bakery muffin. :glitter_cupcake_with_cherry_smi

    How long now until she gets the motorbike, to complete her mid life crisis and prove, once again, that the Bakery can predict everything when it comes to Jenny?

    I'm so honored!

    You know it's going to be something dumb, generic, and already overdone. Probably something dainty that's going to age horribly. Or that same fucking forest tattoo everyone got awhile back.

    Jenny, you need to stop trying to be someone you're not. You're not a cool
    carefree tattooed traveler. You are a friendless middle aged orthorexic. This is just silly.
     
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    Gawwwd this girl. Travel anywhere in the US for a tattoo?! How freaking out of touch.
     
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    Actually I take that back. So this pretty much says she wants a tattoo for her 40th, but also plans to travel to get it. She doesn’t want to be home for her 40th because of the reminder she has no partner or friends to celebrate with. My husband threw me a fabulous house party with our friends for my 40th. Wouldn’t have dreamt of being anywhere else.
     
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    Maybe a tramp stamp in the hopes someone will see it? But no one ever will because Nick will have moved on to someone else well before meeting Jenny in person.

    It'll be something she thinks is original but really isn't. And I so hope if it's a word it's spelled wrong.....
     
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    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 8/28/2022, 02:51 PM) 
    QUOTE (zizizouzou @ 28/8/2022, 19:18) 
    And the Bakery calls it again! :clapping-hands-above-head-smile

    I believe it was PowderRoomCandy who predicted the tattoo first. Please come and collect your special Bakery muffin. :glitter_cupcake_with_cherry_smi

    How long now until she gets the motorbike, to complete her mid life crisis and prove, once again, that the Bakery can predict everything when it comes to Jenny?

    I'm so honored!

    You know it's going to be something dumb, generic, and already overdone. Probably something dainty that's going to age horribly. Or that same fucking forest tattoo everyone got awhile back.

    Jenny, you need to stop trying to be someone you're not. You're not a cool
    carefree tattooed traveler. You are a friendless middle aged orthorexic. This is just silly.

    Jen needs to rebrand. “Hello, friends! You can now find my content under the name Tattooed Traveler as it better reflects my journey during this season of my life.”
     
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    The most I can see Jenny getting is a squiggly line, which she’ll call a mountain range. It represents her heart home, whatever elevation challenge she’s doing and all the emotional mountains she has overcome in her life. :D:
     
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